Dr. Demento's TOP 100 (or so) DEMENTED HITS (from Funny 25’s) - 1974 to 2024
Rank |
Title |
Artist |
1st Yr |
Points |
1 |
Fish Heads |
Barnes & Barnes |
1978 |
553 |
2 |
Dead Puppies |
The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band |
1977 |
544 |
3 |
They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! |
Napoleon XIV |
1974 |
406 |
4 |
Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head |
The Frantics |
1987 |
292 |
5 |
Wet Dream |
Kip Addotta |
1984 |
282 |
6 |
Existential Blues |
Tom “T-Bone” Stankus |
1980 |
252 |
7 |
Pencil Neck Geek |
Fred Blassie |
1977 |
215 |
8 |
Bulbous Bouffant |
Radio Free Vestibule |
1995 |
211 |
9 |
Star Trekkin' |
The Firm |
1987 |
163 |
10 |
Yoda |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1981 |
161 |
11 |
The Smoke-Off |
Shel Silverstein |
1979 |
147 |
12 |
The Scotsman |
Bryan Bowers |
1983 |
146 |
13 |
The Devil Went To Jamaica |
Travis Meyer |
1998 |
122 |
14 |
The Ballad Of Irving |
Frank Gallop |
1975 |
121 |
|
Shaving Cream |
Benny Bell (with Paul Wynn) |
1974 |
121 |
16 |
The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun |
Julie Brown |
1984 |
118 |
17 |
Cows With Guns |
Dana Lyons |
1997 |
114 |
18 |
Viagra In The Waters |
Camille West |
1999 |
110 |
19 |
Squirrels |
The Beastly Boys |
1987 |
108 |
20 |
Kinko The Clown |
The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band |
1980 |
105 |
21 |
Another One Rides The Bus |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1980 |
100 |
22 |
Stardrek |
Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara |
1975 |
94 |
23 |
Spam |
Monty Python |
1975 |
93 |
24 |
Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent |
Jef Jaisun |
1974 |
92 |
25 |
Who's On First |
Abbott & Costello |
1974 |
82 |
26 |
Dungeons And Dragons |
The Dead Alewives |
1996 |
80 |
27 |
Amish Paradise |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1996 |
73 |
28 |
The Saga Begins |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1999 |
72 |
29 |
Da Turdy Point Buck |
Bananas At Large |
1992 |
71 |
30 |
Poisoning Pigeons In The Park |
Tom Lehrer |
1978 |
70 |
|
White & Nerdy |
"Weird Al" Yankovic |
2006 |
70 |
32 |
Shaving Cream |
Dr. Demento & The Westwood Tubercular Chorus |
1980 |
69 |
|
Masochism Tango |
Tom Lehrer |
1974 |
69 |
34 |
The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version) |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1996 |
68 |
35 |
Kick Ass USA |
Milo Tremley |
1990 |
64 |
36 |
Earache My Eye |
Cheech & Chong (featuring Alice Bowie) |
1977 |
63 |
37 |
The Chainsaw Juggler |
The Four Postmen |
1999 |
62 |
38 |
Carrot Juice Is Murder |
The Arrogant Worms |
1995 |
60 |
39 |
The Time Warp |
The Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack |
1978 |
57 |
40 |
I've Got No More F's To Give |
Thomas Benjamin Wild, Esq. |
2019 |
56 |
41 |
Re: Your Brains |
Jonathan Coulton |
2006 |
55 |
42 |
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny |
Lemon Demon |
2006 |
54 |
43 |
Deteriorata |
National Lampoon |
1974 |
53 |
44 |
My Dead Dog Rover |
Stu, Dave & Hank and Their Aeolian Duo-Art Piano |
1978 |
52 |
|
Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh |
Allan Sherman |
1976 |
52 |
46 |
Rock And Roll Doctor |
Travesty, Ltd. |
1981 |
51 |
|
Last Will And Temperament |
The Frantics |
1985 |
51 |
|
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati |
Rose & The Arrangement (Possum) |
1974 |
51 |
49 |
Big Bruce |
Steve Greenberg |
1974 |
50 |
|
Polka Dot Undies |
Bowser & Blue |
1986 |
50 |
51 |
Gilligan's Island (Stairway) |
Little Roger & The Goosebumps |
1978 |
49 |
52 |
The Lumberjack Song |
Monty Python |
1975 |
48 |
53 |
Junk Food Junkie |
Larry Groce |
1975 |
47 |
|
Making Love In A Subaru |
Damaskas |
1978 |
47 |
55 |
99 Words For Boobs |
Robert Lund |
2007 |
46 |
|
Institutionalized |
Brak |
2018 |
46 |
57 |
It's A Gas |
Alfred E. Neuman |
1974 |
45 |
58 |
The Happy Happy Joy Joy Song |
Ren & Stimpy TV soundtrack |
1992 |
44 |
|
It's All About The Pentiums |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1999 |
44 |
60 |
Boogie In Your Butt |
Eddie Murphy |
1983 |
43 |
|
No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat |
The Happy Schnapps Combo |
1993 |
43 |
|
Eat It |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1984 |
43 |
63 |
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life |
Monty Python |
1979 |
41 |
|
A Trip To Jurassic Park |
Whimsical Will |
1993 |
41 |
65 |
Gumball Wizard |
Brad Stanfield |
1976 |
40 |
|
Psycho Chicken |
The Fools |
1980 |
40 |
|
Marvin I Love You |
Marvin the Paranoid Android |
1983 |
40 |
|
Lunchlady Land |
Adam Sandler |
1994 |
40 |
|
Monster Hash |
The Toyes |
1996 |
40 |
|
Stealing Like A Hobbit |
the great Luke Ski |
2003 |
40 |
71 |
Harry's Jockstrap |
Dickie Goodman |
1981 |
39 |
|
One More Minute |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1985 |
39 |
|
Ode To My Car (Car Honk Version) |
Adam Sandler |
1996 |
39 |
74 |
My Bologna |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1979 |
38 |
|
Street Meat (You Keep Tauntin' Me) |
Mike Phirman |
2010 |
38 |
|
Baby Talk At The Sleepover |
Napoleon XIV & Artie Barnes |
2022 |
38 |
77 |
I Love Rocky Road |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1982 |
36 |
|
Springtime For Hitler |
Mel Brooks |
1974 |
36 |
79 |
Boobs A Lot |
The Holy Modal Rounders |
1974 |
35 |
|
Space Invaders |
Uncle Vic |
1980 |
35 |
|
Star Wars Cantina |
Mark Jonathan Davis |
1997 |
35 |
|
My Cat Is Afraid Of The Vaccuum Cleaner |
Power Salad |
2005 |
35 |
83 |
Hamster Love |
Big Daddy |
1977 |
34 |
|
Me Like Hockey |
The Arrogant Worms |
1998 |
34 |
|
Fake Adult |
the great Luke Ski |
2014 |
34 |
|
Let's Blow Up The Tow Truck |
Krypton |
1987 |
34 |
|
Beat On The Brat |
“Weird” Al Yankovic |
2018 |
34 |
88 |
I Like |
Colleen Green |
2018 |
33 |
|
Loud Ass Car |
Wolves Of Glendale |
2023 |
33 |
90 |
My Girlfriend Is Inflatable |
John Mammoser |
1988 |
32 |
|
The Second Week Of Deer Camp |
Da Yoopers |
1989 |
32 |
|
Army Careers |
The Frantics |
2004 |
32 |
|
After Ever After |
Jon Cozart |
2013 |
32 |
94 |
Bedrock Anthem |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1993 |
31 |
|
Whatever You Like |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
2008 |
31 |
|
When You Wish Upon A Death Star |
the great Luke Ski |
2012 |
31 |
97 |
Bounce Your Boobies |
Rusty Warren |
1974 |
30 |
|
It's Business Time |
Flight Of The Conchords |
2007 |
30 |
|
Craigslist |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
2009 |
30 |
100 |
Punk Polka |
The Toons |
1980 |
29 |
|
Ice Box Man |
George Carlin |
1982 |
29 |
|
7-Eleven |
Led Slurpee |
1991 |
29 |
|
Know Your Doctors |
Amanda Cohen |
2013 |
29 |