Dr. Demento's TOP 100 (or so) DEMENTED HITS (from Funny 25’s) - 1974 to 2007
|
Rank |
Title |
Artist |
1st Yr |
Points |
|
1 |
Dead Puppies |
The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band |
1977 |
481 |
|
2 |
Fish Heads |
Barnes & Barnes |
1978 |
453 |
|
3 |
They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! |
Napoleon XIV |
1972 |
343 |
|
4 |
Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head |
The Frantics |
1987 |
236 |
|
5 |
Wet Dream |
Kip Adotta |
1984 |
210 |
|
6 |
Existential Blues |
Tom “T-Bone” Stankus |
1980 |
205 |
|
7 |
Pencil Neck Geek |
Fred Blassie |
1977 |
195 |
|
8 |
Bulbous Bouffant |
Radio Free Vestibule |
1995 |
194 |
|
9 |
Star Trekkin' |
The Firm |
1987 |
163 |
|
10 |
Yoda |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1981 |
161 |
|
11 |
The Scotsman |
Bryan Bowers |
1983 |
141 |
|
12 |
The Devil Went To Jamaica |
Travis Meyer |
1998 |
122 |
|
13 |
The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun |
Julie Brown |
1984 |
118 |
|
14 |
The Ballad Of Irving |
Frank Gallop |
1975 |
116 |
|
15 |
Cows With Guns |
Dana Lyons |
1997 |
114 |
|
16 |
Squirrels |
The Beastly Boys |
1987 |
108 |
|
17 |
Kinko The Clown |
The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band |
1980 |
105 |
|
18 |
The Smoke-Off |
Shel Silverstein |
1979 |
104 |
|
19 |
Shaving Cream |
Benny Bell (with Paul Wynn) |
1973 |
102 |
|
20 |
Another One Rides The Bus |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1980 |
96 |
|
20 |
Viagra In The Waters |
Camille West |
1999 |
96 |
|
22 |
Stardrek |
Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara |
1975 |
94 |
|
23 |
Spam |
Monty Python |
1975 |
84 |
|
24 |
Who's On First |
Abbott & Costello |
1972 |
82 |
|
25 |
Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent |
Jef Jaisun |
1973 |
76 |
|
26 |
Da Turdy Point Buck |
Bananas At Large |
1992 |
71 |
|
27 |
The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version) |
"Weird" Al Yankovic |
1996 |
68 |
|
28 |
Shaving Cream |
Dr. Demento & The Westwood Tubercular Chorus |
1980 |
65 |
|
29 |
Kick Ass USA |
Milo Tremley |
1990 |
64 |
|
30 |
The Chainsaw Juggler |
The Four Postmen |
1999 |
62 |
|
31 |
The Saga Begins |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1999 |
61 |
|
32 |
Carrot Juice Is Murder |
The Arrogant Worms |
1995 |
60 |
|
33 |
Dungeons And Dragons |
The Dead Alewives |
1996 |
57 |
|
34 |
My Dead Dog Rover |
Stu, Dave & Hank and Their Aeolian Duo-Art Piano |
1978 |
52 |
|
34 |
Amish Paradise |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1996 |
52 |
|
36 |
Rock And Roll Doctor |
Travesty, Ltd. |
1981 |
51 |
|
36 |
Last Will And Temperament |
The Frantics |
1985 |
51 |
|
38 |
Big Bruce |
Steve Greenberg |
1973 |
50 |
|
38 |
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati |
Possum |
1974 |
50 |
|
38 |
Polka Dot Undies |
Bowser & Blue |
1986 |
50 |
|
41 |
Gilligan's Island (Stairway) |
Little Roger & The Goosebumps |
1978 |
49 |
|
42 |
Junk Food Junkie |
Larry Groce |
1975 |
47 |
|
42 |
Making Love In A Subaru |
Damaskas |
1978 |
47 |
|
44 |
The Lumberjack Song |
Monty Python |
1975 |
46 |
|
45 |
It's A Gas |
Alfred E. Neuman |
1973 |
45 |
|
46 |
The Happy Happy Joy Joy Song |
Ren & Stimpy TV soundtrack |
1992 |
44 |
|
46 |
It's All About The Pentiums |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1999 |
44 |
|
48 |
Boogie In Your Butt |
Eddie Murphy |
1983 |
43 |
|
48 |
No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat |
The Happy Schnapps Combo |
1993 |
43 |
|
50 |
Earache My Eye |
Cheech & Chong (featuring Alice Bowie) |
1977 |
41 |
|
50 |
A Trip To Jurassic Park |
Whimsical Will |
1993 |
41 |
|
50 |
White & Nerdy |
"Weird Al" Yankovic |
2006 |
41 |
|
53 |
Masochism Tango |
Tom Lehrer |
1972 |
40 |
|
53 |
Deteriorata |
National Lampoon |
1973 |
40 |
|
53 |
Gumball Wizard |
Brad Stanfield |
1976 |
40 |
|
53 |
Marvin I Love You |
Marvin the Paranoid Android |
1983 |
40 |
|
53 |
Lunchlady Land |
Adam Sandler |
1994 |
40 |
|
53 |
Monster Hash |
The Toyes |
1996 |
40 |
|
53 |
Stealing Like A Hobbit |
The Great Luke Ski |
2003 |
40 |
|
60 |
The Time Warp |
The Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack |
1978 |
39 |
|
60 |
Harry's Jockstrap |
Dickie Goodman |
1981 |
39 |
|
62 |
My Bologna |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1979 |
38 |
|
63 |
I Love Rocky Road |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1982 |
36 |
|
64 |
Boobs A Lot |
The Holy Modal Rounders |
1973 |
35 |
|
64 |
Space Invaders |
Uncle Vic |
1980 |
35 |
|
64 |
Star Wars Cantina |
Mark Jonathan Davis |
1997 |
35 |
|
67 |
Hamster Love |
Big Daddy |
1977 |
34 |
|
67 |
Ode To My Car (Car Honk Version) |
Adam Sandler |
1996 |
34 |
|
67 |
Me Like Hockey |
The Arrogant Worms |
1998 |
34 |
|
70 |
Re: Your Brains |
Jonathan Coulton |
2006 |
33 |
|
71 |
Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh |
Allan Sherman |
1976 |
32 |
|
71 |
My Girlfriend Is Inflatable |
John Mammoser |
1988 |
32 |
|
71 |
The Second Week Of Deer Camp |
Da Yoopers |
1989 |
32 |
|
74 |
Bedrock Anthem |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1993 |
31 |
|
75 |
Bounce Your Boobies |
Rusty Warren |
1973 |
30 |
|
76 |
Punk Polka |
The Toons |
1980 |
29 |
|
76 |
Ice Box Man |
George Carlin |
1982 |
29 |
|
76 |
7-Eleven |
Led Slurpee |
1991 |
29 |
|
79 |
King Tut |
Steve Martin |
1978 |
28 |
|
79 |
Bras On 45 |
Ivor Biggun & The D-Cups |
1982 |
28 |
|
79 |
Fat |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1988 |
28 |
|
82 |
Vatican Rag |
Tom Lehrer |
1973 |
27 |
|
83 |
Get A Load Of This |
R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders |
1974 |
26 |
|
83 |
My Name Is Larry |
Wild Man Fischer |
1978 |
26 |
|
83 |
99 Dead Baboons |
Tim Cavanagh |
1984 |
26 |
|
83 |
We Love Barney Fife |
Guns ‘N Moses |
1990 |
26 |
|
87 |
Argument Clinic |
Monty Python |
1976 |
25 |
|
87 |
Eat It |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1984 |
25 |
|
87 |
Big Butt |
Bobby Jimmy & The Critters |
1985 |
25 |
|
87 |
Rock Me Jerry Lewis |
Mike Elliott & Bud Latour |
1986 |
25 |
|
87 |
Wappin' |
Darrell Hammond & Christopher Snell |
1989 |
25 |
|
87 |
It's Time For Killin' Barney |
The Capitol Steps |
1993 |
25 |
|
87 |
Down With V.E.G. |
The Amazing Onionheads |
1994 |
25 |
|
87 |
Let Me Make You Smile In Bed |
The Four Postmen |
2001 |
25 |
|
87 |
Peter Parker |
The Great Luke Ski |
2002 |
25 |
|
87 |
Great Idea For A Song |
Worm Quartet |
2004 |
25 |
|
87 |
Inner Voice |
Sudden Death |
2005 |
25 |
|
87 |
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny |
Lemon Demon |
2006 |
25 |
|
87 |
Cellular Degeneration |
Sudden Death |
2007 |
25 |
|
100 |
The Freckle Song |
Larry Vincent |
1973 |
24 |
|
100 |
Adam West |
Wally Wingert & The Caped Club |
1989 |
24 |
|
100 |
Ooh, Don't Touch That! |
Laszlo & Gary |
1990 |
24 |
|
100 |
Ren And Stimpy |
The Defective Kids |
1992 |
24 |
|
100 |
Headline News |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
1994 |
24 |
|
100 |
Reinstalling Windows |
Les Barker |
2001 |
24 |
|
100 |
Charliesomething |
Eric Schwartz |
2001 |
24 |
|
100 |
Frank's Not In The Band Anymore |
Worm Quartet |
2002 |
24 |
|
100 |
Couch Potato |
“Weird Al” Yankovic |
2003 |
24 |
|
100 |
Sirius Black |
Tony Goldmark |
2004 |
24 |
|
100 |
Army Careers |
The Frantics |
2005 |
24 |
|
100 |
You Don't Know Jack |
The Great Luke Ski |
2006 |
24 |
|
100 |
Getting Old Sucks |
Sudden Death |
2007 |
24 |