Dr. Demento's TOP 100 (or so) DEMENTED HITS (from Funny 25’s) - 1974 to 2007

Rank

Title

Artist

1st Yr

Points

1

Dead Puppies

The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band

1977

481

2

Fish Heads

Barnes & Barnes

1978

453

3

They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!

Napoleon XIV

1972

343

4

Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head

The Frantics

1987

236

5

Wet Dream

Kip Adotta

1984

210

6

Existential Blues

Tom “T-Bone” Stankus

1980

205

7

Pencil Neck Geek

Fred Blassie

1977

195

8

Bulbous Bouffant

Radio Free Vestibule

1995

194

9

Star Trekkin'

The Firm

1987

163

10

Yoda

Weird Al” Yankovic

1981

161

11

The Scotsman

Bryan Bowers

1983

141

12

The Devil Went To Jamaica

Travis Meyer

1998

122

13

The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun

Julie Brown

1984

118

14

The Ballad Of Irving

Frank Gallop

1975

116

15

Cows With Guns

Dana Lyons

1997

114

16

Squirrels

The Beastly Boys

1987

108

17

Kinko The Clown

The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band

1980

105

18

The Smoke-Off

Shel Silverstein

1979

104

19

Shaving Cream

Benny Bell (with Paul Wynn)

1973

102

20

Another One Rides The Bus

Weird Al” Yankovic

1980

96

20

Viagra In The Waters

Camille West

1999

96

22

Stardrek

Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara

1975

94

23

Spam

Monty Python

1975

84

24

Who's On First

Abbott & Costello

1972

82

25

Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent

Jef Jaisun

1973

76

26

Da Turdy Point Buck

Bananas At Large

1992

71

27

The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)

"Weird" Al Yankovic

1996

68

28

Shaving Cream

Dr. Demento & The Westwood Tubercular Chorus

1980

65

29

Kick Ass USA

Milo Tremley

1990

64

30

The Chainsaw Juggler

The Four Postmen

1999

62

31

The Saga Begins

Weird Al” Yankovic

1999

61

32

Carrot Juice Is Murder

The Arrogant Worms

1995

60

33

Dungeons And Dragons

The Dead Alewives

1996

57

34

My Dead Dog Rover

Stu, Dave & Hank and Their Aeolian Duo-Art Piano

1978

52

34

Amish Paradise

Weird Al” Yankovic

1996

52

36

Rock And Roll Doctor

Travesty, Ltd.

1981

51

36

Last Will And Temperament

The Frantics

1985

51

38

Big Bruce

Steve Greenberg

1973

50

38

The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati

Possum

1974

50

38

Polka Dot Undies

Bowser & Blue

1986

50

41

Gilligan's Island (Stairway)

Little Roger & The Goosebumps

1978

49

42

Junk Food Junkie

Larry Groce

1975

47

42

Making Love In A Subaru

Damaskas

1978

47

44

The Lumberjack Song

Monty Python

1975

46

45

It's A Gas

Alfred E. Neuman

1973

45

46

The Happy Happy Joy Joy Song

Ren & Stimpy TV soundtrack

1992

44

46

It's All About The Pentiums

Weird Al” Yankovic

1999

44

48

Boogie In Your Butt

Eddie Murphy

1983

43

48

No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat

The Happy Schnapps Combo

1993

43

50

Earache My Eye

Cheech & Chong (featuring Alice Bowie)

1977

41

50

A Trip To Jurassic Park

Whimsical Will

1993

41

50

White & Nerdy

"Weird Al" Yankovic

2006

41

53

Masochism Tango

Tom Lehrer

1972

40

53

Deteriorata

National Lampoon

1973

40

53

Gumball Wizard

Brad Stanfield

1976

40

53

Marvin I Love You

Marvin the Paranoid Android

1983

40

53

Lunchlady Land

Adam Sandler

1994

40

53

Monster Hash

The Toyes

1996

40

53

Stealing Like A Hobbit

The Great Luke Ski

2003

40

60

The Time Warp

The Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack

1978

39

60

Harry's Jockstrap

Dickie Goodman

1981

39

62

My Bologna

Weird Al” Yankovic

1979

38

63

I Love Rocky Road

Weird Al” Yankovic

1982

36

64

Boobs A Lot

The Holy Modal Rounders

1973

35

64

Space Invaders

Uncle Vic

1980

35

64

Star Wars Cantina

Mark Jonathan Davis

1997

35

67

Hamster Love

Big Daddy

1977

34

67

Ode To My Car (Car Honk Version)

Adam Sandler

1996

34

67

Me Like Hockey

The Arrogant Worms

1998

34

70

Re: Your Brains

Jonathan Coulton

2006

33

71

Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh

Allan Sherman

1976

32

71

My Girlfriend Is Inflatable

John Mammoser

1988

32

71

The Second Week Of Deer Camp

Da Yoopers

1989

32

74

Bedrock Anthem

Weird Al” Yankovic

1993

31

75

Bounce Your Boobies

Rusty Warren

1973

30

76

Punk Polka

The Toons

1980

29

76

Ice Box Man

George Carlin

1982

29

76

7-Eleven

Led Slurpee

1991

29

79

King Tut

Steve Martin

1978

28

79

Bras On 45

Ivor Biggun & The D-Cups

1982

28

79

Fat

Weird Al” Yankovic

1988

28

82

Vatican Rag

Tom Lehrer

1973

27

83

Get A Load Of This

R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders

1974

26

83

My Name Is Larry

Wild Man Fischer

1978

26

83

99 Dead Baboons

Tim Cavanagh

1984

26

83

We Love Barney Fife

Guns ‘N Moses

1990

26

87

Argument Clinic

Monty Python

1976

25

87

Eat It

Weird Al” Yankovic

1984

25

87

Big Butt

Bobby Jimmy & The Critters

1985

25

87

Rock Me Jerry Lewis

Mike Elliott & Bud Latour

1986

25

87

Wappin'

Darrell Hammond & Christopher Snell

1989

25

87

It's Time For Killin' Barney

The Capitol Steps

1993

25

87

Down With V.E.G.

The Amazing Onionheads

1994

25

87

Let Me Make You Smile In Bed

The Four Postmen

2001

25

87

Peter Parker

The Great Luke Ski

2002

25

87

Great Idea For A Song

Worm Quartet

2004

25

87

Inner Voice

Sudden Death

2005

25

87

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Lemon Demon

2006

25

87

Cellular Degeneration

Sudden Death

2007

25

100

The Freckle Song

Larry Vincent

1973

24

100

Adam West

Wally Wingert & The Caped Club

1989

24

100

Ooh, Don't Touch That!

Laszlo & Gary

1990

24

100

Ren And Stimpy

The Defective Kids

1992

24

100

Headline News

Weird Al” Yankovic

1994

24

100

Reinstalling Windows

Les Barker

2001

24

100

Charliesomething

Eric Schwartz

2001

24

100

Frank's Not In The Band Anymore

Worm Quartet

2002

24

100

Couch Potato

Weird Al” Yankovic

2003

24

100

Sirius Black

Tony Goldmark

2004

24

100

Army Careers

The Frantics

2005

24

100

You Don't Know Jack

The Great Luke Ski

2006

24

100

Getting Old Sucks

Sudden Death

2007

24