Dr. Demento's TOP 100 (or so) DEMENTED HITS (from Funny 25’s) - 1974 to 2013

Rank

Title

Artist

1st Yr

Points

1

Fish Heads

Barnes & Barnes

1978

521

2

Dead Puppies

The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band

1977

514

3

They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!

Napoleon XIV

1974

352

4

Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head

The Frantics

1987

245

5

Wet Dream

Kip Adotta

1984

235

6

Existential Blues

Tom “T-Bone” Stankus

1980

205

7

Pencil Neck Geek

Fred Blassie

1977

201

8

Bulbous Bouffant

Radio Free Vestibule

1995

194

9

Star Trekkin'

The Firm

1987

163

10

Yoda

Weird Al” Yankovic

1981

161

11

The Scotsman

Bryan Bowers

1983

141

12

The Smoke-Off

Shel Silverstein

1979

122


The Devil Went To Jamaica

Travis Meyer

1998

122

14

The Ballad Of Irving

Frank Gallop

1975

121

15

The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun

Julie Brown

1984

118

16

Cows With Guns

Dana Lyons

1997

114

17

Viagra In The Waters

Camille West

1999

110

18

Squirrels

The Beastly Boys

1987

108

19

Kinko The Clown

The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band

1980

105

20

Shaving Cream

Benny Bell (with Paul Wynn)

1974

102

21

Another One Rides The Bus

Weird Al” Yankovic

1980

96

22

Stardrek

Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara

1975

94

23

Spam

Monty Python

1975

84

24

Who's On First

Abbott & Costello

1974

82

25

Dungeons And Dragons

The Dead Alewives

1996

78

26

Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent

Jef Jaisun

1974

77

27

Da Turdy Point Buck

Bananas At Large

1992

71

28

The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)

"Weird" Al Yankovic

1996

68

29

Shaving Cream

Dr. Demento & The Westwood Tubercular Chorus

1980

65

30

Kick Ass USA

Milo Tremley

1990

64

31

The Chainsaw Juggler

The Four Postmen

1999

62


White & Nerdy

"Weird Al" Yankovic

2006

62

33

The Saga Begins

Weird Al” Yankovic

1999

61

34

Carrot Juice Is Murder

The Arrogant Worms

1995

60

35

Amish Paradise

Weird Al” Yankovic

1996

59

36

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Lemon Demon

2006

54

37


My Dead Dog Rover

Stu, Dave & Hank and Their Aeolian Duo-Art Piano

1978

52

38

Rock And Roll Doctor

Travesty, Ltd.

1981

51


Last Will And Temperament

The Frantics

1985

51

40

Big Bruce

Steve Greenberg

1974

50


The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati

Possum

1974

50


Polka Dot Undies

Bowser & Blue

1986

50

43

Gilligan's Island (Stairway)

Little Roger & The Goosebumps

1978

49

44

Junk Food Junkie

Larry Groce

1975

47


Making Love In A Subaru

Damaskas

1978

47

46

The Lumberjack Song

Monty Python

1975

46


99 Words For Boobs

Robert Lund

2007

46

48

It's A Gas

Alfred E. Neuman

1974

45

49

The Happy Happy Joy Joy Song

Ren & Stimpy TV soundtrack

1992

44


It's All About The Pentiums

Weird Al” Yankovic

1999

44

51

Boogie In Your Butt

Eddie Murphy

1983

43


No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat

The Happy Schnapps Combo

1993

43


Re: Your Brains

Jonathan Coulton

2006

43


Eat It

Weird Al” Yankovic

1984

43

55

Earache My Eye

Cheech & Chong (featuring Alice Bowie)

1977

41


A Trip To Jurassic Park

Whimsical Will

1993

41

57

Masochism Tango

Tom Lehrer

1974

40


Deteriorata

National Lampoon

1974

40


Gumball Wizard

Brad Stanfield

1976

40


Marvin I Love You

Marvin the Paranoid Android

1983

40


Lunchlady Land

Adam Sandler

1994

40


Monster Hash

The Toyes

1996

40


Stealing Like A Hobbit

the great Luke Ski

2003

40

64

The Time Warp

The Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack

1978

39


Harry's Jockstrap

Dickie Goodman

1981

39

66

My Bologna

Weird Al” Yankovic

1979

38

67

I Love Rocky Road

Weird Al” Yankovic

1982

36

68

Boobs A Lot

The Holy Modal Rounders

1974

35


Space Invaders

Uncle Vic

1980

35


Star Wars Cantina

Mark Jonathan Davis

1997

35


My Cat Is Afraid Of The Vaccuum Cleaner

Power Salad

2005

35

72

Hamster Love

Big Daddy

1977

34


Ode To My Car (Car Honk Version)

Adam Sandler

1996

34


Me Like Hockey

The Arrogant Worms

1998

34

75

Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh

Allan Sherman

1976

32


My Girlfriend Is Inflatable

John Mammoser

1988

32


The Second Week Of Deer Camp

Da Yoopers

1989

32


Army Careers

The Frantics

2004

32

79

Bedrock Anthem

Weird Al” Yankovic

1993

31


Whatever You Like

Weird Al” Yankovic

2008

31


When You Wish Upon A Death Star

the great Luke Ski

2012

31

82

Bounce Your Boobies

Rusty Warren

1974

30


It's Business Time

Flight Of The Conchords

2007

30


Craigslist

Weird Al” Yankovic

2009

30

85

Punk Polka

The Toons

1980

29


Ice Box Man

George Carlin

1982

29


7-Eleven

Led Slurpee

1991

29

88

King Tut

Steve Martin

1978

28


Bras On 45

Ivor Biggun & The D-Cups

1982

28


Fat

Weird Al” Yankovic

1988

28

91

Vatican Rag

Tom Lehrer

1974

27

92

Get A Load Of This

R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders

1974

26


My Name Is Larry

Wild Man Fischer

1978

26


99 Dead Baboons

Tim Cavanagh

1984

26


We Love Barney Fife

Guns ‘N Moses

1990

26


Tweetin' On A Jet Plane

Steve Goodie

2009

26

97

Argument Clinic

Monty Python

1976

25


Big Butt

Bobby Jimmy & The Critters

1985

25


Rock Me Jerry Lewis

Mike Elliott & Bud Latour

1986

25


Wappin'

Darrell Hammond & Christopher Snell

1989

25


It's Time For Killin' Barney

The Capitol Steps

1993

25


Down With V.E.G.

The Amazing Onionheads

1994

25


Let Me Make You Smile In Bed

The Four Postmen

2001

25


Peter Parker

the great Luke Ski

2002

25


Great Idea For A Song

Worm Quartet

2004

25


Inner Voice

Sudden Death

2005

25


Cellular Degeneration

Sudden Death

2007

25


Hold On, I've Got To Take This

Power Salad

2008

25


Save Me, Obama

Robert Lund

2009

25


Raichu A Song

Nuclear Bubble Wrap

2010

25


Snoopy The Dogg

the great Luke Ski

2011

25


Tantric Yoda

Ookla the Mok

2012

25


We Were Never Ever Actually Together

Eric Schwartz

2012

25


Mwahaha

Ookla the Mok

2013

25