I got a new blog!
See, I got this friend in da bloggin’ business…she’s more like a kid sister than a friend, really…only she doesn’t bug the crap outta me…and she says, “Yo! Old man! Yer bloggin’ on a Model T. (I guess. I’m too young and hip hop to know dubya.t.eff a ‘model T’ is, unlike you, gramps.)” And I says, “Get offa my lawn!” And she says, “Pfft! You don’t even like lawns, so shut it.” And I says, “Bite me!” And she says, “Just go back to sleep, cranky pants. I’m gonna upgrade your blog and stuff.” And I says, “What’s a blog?” And then I wake up and it looks like this.