Looks like I don’t need Natalie anymore. My minimum daily requirement for sheer nonsense will now be met by… Random Vin Diesel Facts
The contents of Vin Diesel’s bellybutton include six Pogs, a 1987 Buick Skylark, and a Baldwin. Which Baldwin is it? We may never know.
He is saving all of his money so he can hire Christopher Lloyd to build him a time machine because he’d like to prevent the formation of The Monkees.
Vin Diesel created the internet out of some 2×4’s and a pack of smokes he stole from Jesus.
Can’t. Stop. Hitting. Refresh.
Update: Wah. We broke it. Now, we’re gonna have to make up our own Vin Diesel facts. Ready? Go!
What was your question again? Don’t bother asking, because Vin Diesel told me the answer, and it’s Vin fuckin’ Diesel.
Vin Diesel and Venus are the only planets that rotate clockwise.
Heyyy wicked! I love Vin Diesel. This stuff is hilarious.
hahahahaahahahahaha
You crashed the site.
** sniff **
oh hell no!
We can do this!
“Vin Diesel is stronger than dirt, tough on stains, and you’re soaking in him.”
“Lord Vader,
I hope you’re not disappointed in your reunion with your son, especially if he screams like a girl when you tell him the truth about your relationship.”
Sorry, the Star Wars post is locked, and I really wanted to say how much I enjoyed the Darth Vader blog.
Oh, and I don’t like Vin Diesel.
That’s the worst Vin Diesel fact ever.
If by “worst” you mean “best”…then thank you.