January 30, 2003

One More Time...

Introducing a new service here for all you people that can't think of the right thing to say. I'll change your words to say something intelligent! For FREE!

Original stupid comment by moron:

"Thank god that's over. Talk about odd man out. It was embarrassing. Now you can get back to the blogging equivalent of shuffleboard with all the other senior citizen netizens."

New, improved comment by moron (highlighting changes for extra clarity):

"Thank god you stopped saying stuff that's over my head. Talk slower about stuff, because I am an odd man out in the bushes. It was embarrassing sitting out here naked and friendless while you were having fun. Now you can get back to the superior blogging that is the equivalent of hot sex to my shuffleboard-addled mind and thrill me with all the other great stuff a senior in high school who is a citizen of my pants and thinks netizens is a real word ought to know."

You're welcome. And bite me.

Comments

Do you do contract work?

Posted by: robyn at January 30, 2003 01:35 AM

Stupidity, the gift that keeps on giving...

Posted by: Andrea Harris at January 30, 2003 01:38 AM

Hehe that's quite a talent you have there :) Now if only you could find a way to dub over their voices AS they were speaking... that would be awesome!

Posted by: theresa at January 30, 2003 10:06 AM

I love it! What a talent.

Posted by: Hey Lisa at January 30, 2003 11:45 AM

Damn, I miss a day of the blog world and this happens. Sheesh. Nevertheless, you have come out victor with this editing job. :)

Posted by: Gretchen at January 30, 2003 12:30 PM

Brilliant -- wish I'd thought of it. More, please.

Posted by: DavidMSC at January 30, 2003 09:49 PM

*LOL* Thanks for the link to this entry!

Posted by: Simply Sara at February 3, 2003 08:33 AM

If you don't see a way to enter a comment, it's not because I don't love you. It's because they have been set to auto-close after 5 days.

Thank you, comment spammers. Thank you to hell.

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