December 24, 2005

Happy Holidays... all twelve bazillion of 'em!

To my Christian friends: Merry Christmas!! (and also St. Stephen's Day and St. John the Evangelist's Day and Childermas)

To my British/Canadian friends: Happy Boxing Day!

To my Jewish friends: Happy Hanukkah!

To my Islamic friends: Hajj is coming up! Safe travels!

To my Wiccan, Ásatrú and other neopagan friends: Joyous Yule!

To my African-American friends: Happy Kwanzaa!

To my Hopi friends: Happy Soyala!

To my Shinto friends: Happy Shogatsu!

To my Tibetan friends: Happy Losar!

To my Taoist friends: Hope you had a nice Day for the Nan Dou Star God to Ascend to Heaven!

To my Zoroastrian friends: Happy Maidyarem and however you observe the Death of Prophet Zarathustra!

To my Sikh friends: Happy Shaheedi Jor Mela!

To my ancient Roman friends: Happy Juvenalia!

To my ancient Egyptian friends: Happy celebration of the birth of Horus!

To my warped friends: Hope you had a Happy Festivus!

To my borderline alcoholic friends: Happy Excuse to Get Scoused!

And, of course, my favorite of all: Happy Winter-een-mas!

If I left you out because you're a heathen and don't celebrate anything, then just have a nice day!!!

Comments

I personally plan on being a heathen and celebrating everything...

Happy whatever, folks!

Posted by: Ric the Schmuck at December 24, 2005 12:49 PM

And a whacking great Mele Kalikimaka to you and all the other visitors to this itsy-bitsy spot of cyberspace!

Posted by: Linkmeister at December 24, 2005 01:07 PM

I'm opening all my Smokey Pastures' gift packs as we speak ;) Hope you and the elfkind have a wonderful holiday.

Posted by: Geeky Chick at December 24, 2005 03:20 PM

Happy Saturday!

Posted by: Empress at December 24, 2005 03:44 PM

I think you missed one.

(Merry Christmas and happy New Year, anyway, Solly!)

Posted by: shelley ju at December 24, 2005 04:34 PM

Happy Happy and Merry Merry!

Posted by: shelley at December 24, 2005 06:41 PM

merry all of the above!

Posted by: suzie at December 24, 2005 08:37 PM

Merry Christmas you big stupid head.

Posted by: statia at December 25, 2005 12:12 AM

I hope that you and your family had a wonderful, wonderful Christmas, and have a beautiful new year as well. :)

p.s. Thanks for the link to Winter-een-mas! I didn't know there was a site! :D :D

Posted by: Melissa at December 26, 2005 12:26 AM

"To my Yankee brethren..."

Oh, wait...

Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin at December 27, 2005 09:08 PM

UMBRAGE, BABY!

Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin at December 27, 2005 09:09 PM

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Thank you, comment spammers. Thank you to hell.

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