January 06, 2006

Why does Pat Robertson hate God?

Robertson suggests God smote Sharon

He also pointed out that fires, volcanoes, avalanches, tsunami, earthquakes, landslides, floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, droughts, plagues and the cancellation of Lassie in 1971 were all God's handiwork. Robertson vowed to continue the fight against God's "marketing hype" as a loving entity.

"He wants you to believe that His goal is to help us deal with these 'natural' disasters by teaching us to love one another," Robertson said. "But I know his real agenda is the total extermination of the human race! And I won't stop until everyone knows it!"

Jesus could not be reached for comment.

Comments

Sorry I was not available in time for your post. That Pat Robertson guy is starting to get on my nerves. At first, he was so stupid it was funny, but now he's just annoying. Any suggestions on how I should deal with him?

Posted by: Jesus at January 6, 2006 09:45 AM

Well, if he's right then a good smiting is in order...

Posted by: Solonor at January 6, 2006 09:52 AM

Dammit, Jesus went and changed his number on me. How can I verify what God wants if I can't talk to him, like Pat Robertson apparently can....

Pat Robertson must rate higher than me. I guess I better figure out this repenting stuff.

Posted by: Ric the Schmuck at January 6, 2006 11:53 AM

waaaaaaaait a minute. you're not Jesus.
you're...
you're...

HAMA KAVULA!!!!

Posted by: brantastico! at January 6, 2006 01:28 PM

If you don't see a way to enter a comment, it's not because I don't love you. It's because they have been set to auto-close after 5 days.

Thank you, comment spammers. Thank you to hell.

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