December 21, 2006

It's the most wonderful time to drink beer...

Hrm. I scoffed at the notion of a Christmas Carol Quiz (technically, it's a "Holiday" carol quiz, as there is a Hanukkah song in there). How could anyone get anything wrong on one of those, sez I?

Stupid quiz. I missed two.

I think I prefer my own versions anyway. So nyah!

Up on the housetop, what the hell was that? It's just Santa on his Arctic Cat!
Silver bells....what's that smell?
Hark! Harold the Angel sings...
Oh, little town of Bethel, Maine...
Angels we have heard get high...
Jingle bells! Batman smells...
Joy to the squirrels! The nuts have come...

Or Sherri's list of Christmas Carols for the Disturbed ("Santa Claus is coming to town...to get me!").

And, of course, one of the best jokes from our Parrot Joke War from (oh my Lord!) three years ago.

We wish you a merry Christmas (and a gallon of beer).

[ via Busy Mom ]

Comments

A gallon of beer... {grinning}
mama bear suprised me with a case of Sam Adams last night.... very timely.

Ho ho ho, indeed!

Posted by: Ric The Schmuck at December 21, 2006 08:08 AM

I got 10 wrong. But I got the Hanukkah one right, thank goodness! (Eh, it was wicked easy. Even the goyim should get that one.)

I'm obviously a crummy Christian, but I still wish you and the rest of the elves a very merry Christmas and the happiest of New Years!

Posted by: shelley ju at December 21, 2006 12:45 PM

I missed 9. Stupid Christmas.

Posted by: Karan at December 21, 2006 03:37 PM

And to this, I shall now draw your attention to my post, which has a list of twisted carol versions, printed with permission from my favorite newspaper columnist.

Happy Holidays:)

Posted by: It's Just Me... Maven at December 22, 2006 09:42 AM

A gallon of beer? I am s-o-o there!

Ooops, wait a minute... I am s-o-o here... in Missoula, Montana--where i live now-- wishing Solonor, crazy Ric, and the rest of you folks a Merry Christmas and the very best for 2007.

Peace--

lee, A.K.A. dragonleg

Posted by: dragonleg at December 23, 2006 02:14 PM

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