I keep saying you need better drugs...

Fer cryin out loud, get better man! It's opening day. No flu crap on opening day. Nope. Not allowed.

this has been a bad year for germs. Pete's been down and out for over a month, now, and the rest of the family's been suffering in between. it's like you said, we'll get over one malady and then there's another.

you have my sympathy, solly mon! let's see, you've been plagued with phlegm, hacked up a lung, broke a rib, abducted by aliens, assimilated by the Borg, taken to the chop, narrowly escaped, consumed in a fire, whipped no end... yep. i think leprosy is the last stop on that train.

Good grief! We need to get you a bubble!

it's ok, you haven't missed anything so far but tax season.

i must agree - the great superbug has arrived. I've been sick since New Year's Day.

You and your damn cooties. Children are germ factories, you know.

Go get drugs, dammit. You've got stuff to DO.

I like the bubble idea.

"Solly In The Plastic Bubble", that could be the title to your next CD.

With Torpid Liver and The Artificial Limbs as your backup band, natch.

I too have been suffereing flu type aligments since the New Year started. At least the last 2-3 weeks I've been feeling better.

It's the MAN I tell you....he's trying to keep us down.

If we're too busy throwing up...we won't notice hanging chads and stuff.

^^alignments????

Good God. I need new glasses. Or a new brain.

My alignment is Chaotic Good, personally...

Save the for the front-end of my truck, which desperately needs some sort of alignment.

mine is neutral! i'm a wizard, i care not about "morals" and all those petty things - give me my books!

Leprosy... shmeprosy! How about a honkin' dose of menstrual cramps, topped off with a post-menses yeast infection? Non-specific vaginosis, perhaps?