Solonor's Ink Well
July 24, 2007
Gotta get a family hearing test...
I've never seen either of the Bourne movies before, so we're going to watch them before the next one comes out. This led to the following conversation:
ME: Hey, we're gonna watch Bourne, you wanna join us?
PEPPERKAT: What???
ME: We're watching Bourne.
PEPPERKAT: Oh! I thought you said "porn"!
WIFE (from the living room): Yep, we're cranking up the porn out here. It's good family fun.
{shakes head}
If they don't watch porn with mom and dad, they'll get it on the street. Better to keep it in your house, where you can supervise.
That's a conversation that could have easily happened in our home....while the priest was here for dinner with the inlaws.
I used to watch SkineMax with my Dad. That's weird, but there was no internet back then, so I took my smut where I could get it.
BTW, I really liked the Bourne movies.
Not much in the way of skin, but I still enjoyed them.
Porn should always be watched as a family, so you can explain things, like why you are laughing.
Bourne is best.
Obviously, you haven't been to my childhood home:) Nothing more heart warming and Norman Rockwell-esque than watching The Devil In Miss Jones with your family after a hearty Sunday dinenr.
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