September 25, 2007
Take Bob to Lunch Day!
This is Bob.
Bob is a four-month-old Italian Greyhound. Bob has spent half his life in a glass box in a pet store. Bob’s only friend is the mucky-eyed Chihuahua with whom he shares the glass box. In the two months he has inhabited said box, Bob’s price has been lowered twice. He has also acquired a rough patch on his neck where his clear plastic collar rubs against his skin and scuffs on his elbows from roughhousing in the litter-covered cage with his fluffy-but-forlorn friend.
How do I know this? Because I cribbed the above from my friend, Jules who is actively engaged in an attempt to liberate Bob from his prison.
Bob has spent the last six weeks languishing in a glass cage. His bail was originally $999.00, but they’ve bartered it down to $650.00, and they need the last $250.
How You Can Help:
1. Donate the equivalent of today’s lunch to Bob’s liberation via PayPal.
Whether it’s two Jack In the Box tacos for $1.06, or a $15.00 plate of Café Mare’s alfrado tortellini, it’s something, and Bob, from all indicators, is desperately in need of SOMETHING.
2. Link to this post or Bob’s MySpace page and urge your BlogEaters to Take Bob to Lunch in your stead.
FREE BOB!
Damn straight. Free the poor little guy. My lunch is in.
I think that pet stores need to be neutered, so they can't spawn any more...
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