Cheese Elect Co-Captains

Bree - In a move seemingly designed to tweak the nose of another team, Sgt. Grump, owner of the Bree Cheese, announced the selection of co-captains of his team. A press release from the Cheese main office indicates that a dwarf, Gufur Goblinarm, 52*, and a human, Cristobol Ronquillo, 24, were elected by the team members in a midnight meeting. According to the release, "There appears to be no connection to the disappearance of Eruhai_CleaverpunisherEruhai from his Single-A team."

Goblinarm is a second string, second baseman beginning his 6th year in the majors. Ronquillo, a second-string shortstop, was a surprise addition to the team this year. Players refused to comment on why they chose these two.

*Note: This is approximately 26-years-old in human terms.

Posted at April 14, 2003 08:10 PM | more from Bree