Trade Winds Beginning To Blow In SGCBL

Misty Mtn - The Hops announced this afternoon that they were entertaining offers for starting pitcher Moignar Orebreaker. Orebreaker, 0-4 with a 14.44 ERA in 4 starts, has felt the wrath of Mountain Stadium whenever he takes the mound. Said owner Scott Baron, "We feel that Orebreaker has been given a raw deal by the fans of the Hops, and that he's been made a scapegoat by the press for the horrible start of the Hops this season. We feel that a clean start for him on another team might be just what the Dark Lord ordered to revitalize his career."

Manager Smahsh Ehn'Bahsh was seen smiling toothily in the background and the sounds of bleating goats could be heard coming from the team dressing room.

Posted at April 30, 2003 11:29 PM | more from League News