Black Saturday For Bree Pitchers
Bree - Major changes took place in Bree minor league pitching on Saturday. A dozen or more struggling young pitchers were released by the team. "There'll be no more no-talent pitchers in MY farm system," said manager Butterburr. "Goodbye goldbricking 'Oh, I hurt myself' losers. And I won't have to see that [Expletive Deleted] mistake of an 8th round draft pick anymore!"