Dagorlad Retools, Re-Educates And Re-Names

By Ghazlakh the Abominable

DAGORLAD - The new ownership at Dagorlad has taken little time in re-tooling this once proud franchise. Most of the Triple A players have been dismissed, the logo has been charred at the edges, and the team name has been revised. "First," said new team president Nizrân Amrik, "we shall no longer be known by such a common name, one found perhaps on the locker room walls of some Orcish soccer league. From this moment on, the team shall be called by its rightful name--The Dagorlad Masters of Disaster. Masters, for short, is acceptable, though we understand elsewhere others may have a bit of a hard time. So, for the nonce, Disaster will suffice. Upon our return to the top of the division, however, we will insist other franchises do indeed refer to us as the Masters."

The mines and fields of Dagorlad have also been replenished with fresh and strong if non-baseball talented stock. GM Athôn Alu sold to area mines and grain fields all of the Triple A players who were not improving at the rate expected. "They weren’t masterful enough. They weren’t helping us, so we found a way to maximize their potential and to turn a slight profit for the franchise. We also managed to keep first rights to any children bore by these former players. We still need some players, but we're on the right track," said Alu, "and if we’re not, well, there are many mines and fields that need tending. We’re expecting Doignar Axesnapper to provide some leadership. He's a bit long in the tooth, but our young ones need someone to lead the way. We're hoping he pays some immediate dividends in that area. And if not…"

Posted at September 8, 2003 11:07 PM | more from Dagorlad