"Dryadhenge" Erected in Minas Morgul

By Lobelia Hardbottle, MESN

MINAS MORGUL - The Druids, who flooded team offices last month after a typographic error on a team try-out notice, have settled into their new home at Minas Morgul and have grown quite fond of their new neighbors. The Druids recently completed a circular stone monument to the Dryads, which has been named Dryadhenge. "We wanted to do something nice for them," said Tim "Tim" Greenagain of the Druids. "They've been so nice to us, letting us come here to play ball with them--we wanted to officially show our appreciation."

The delighted Dryads reportedly offered a laurel wreath to each of the Druids, recognizing the gesture of monumental kindness. Representatives of the Slayers seemed pleased by the show of neighborly camaraderie. "It is so good to see such happiness after all the strife in the league, with the Brie killings and the riots in Moria," said team owner K.L. "I hope to see similar friendships blossom in other parts of the league, as well."

Posted at November 1, 2004 03:36 PM | more from Minas Morgul