Bears Turn To Satan For Help
CARROCK - In a move that sent shivers through the halls of the SGCBL, Pepperkat, owner of the Carrock Bears, hired none other than Satan as her new General Manager. The Bears have always had an excellent team. They have never finished below .500, and they have been 2nd in the Shire Conference Dwarf Division 3 of the last 4 seasons. They were the Shire wild card in 2005. However, they've never been able to get any closer than 9 games behind the leader, and Pepperkat wanted to bridge that gap. Thus, she turned to Satan. "I really wanted to manage the Devils," the Dark Lord said. "But I can work with Bears."