Cheese factory opens with half-ess'd sign
BREE - The Butterburr Cheese Factory opened on May 28 with a grand gala. However, looming over the celebration was a reminder of the strange events of the past few days: The giant sign now reading "CHEEsE". In an industrial accident, the sign's big LED "s" was dropped and broken into pieces. Fortunately however, a smaller metallic-like "s" was available. This was the small "s" that was found yesterday evening along with the stolen large "s". The small "s" was hoisted into place atop the factory just in time for the opening ceremonies. The Bree Shirrifs Office continues its investigation into this bizarre affair and asks that anyone having any information relating to the theft of the big LED "s", the origin of the small metallic-like "s", or knowledge of the "s"-hole to please contact them as soon as possible.