Intensive Inactivity Infects Bree

BREE - The talk on the streets in Bree today is about one topic: The total lack of any news whatsoever relating to the Bree Cheese Baseball Club. There is a smell of panic in the air. Crowds of humans and hobbits have been milling around in fear and uncertainty. All of this is due to the frightening realization that there has been absolutely no activity concerning Middle Earth's Team: Not only were no deals made today, but there are not even any trade talks in the works; nor are any anticipated in the immediate future. This breath-taking lack of activity is due to the fact that not only were no players promoted, but neither were any reassigned to the minors. In addition, no one was released; nor was anyone signed.

There are however, rumors of one low-rated player being promoted from the Staddle Gouda Single-A club to the Combe Feta Double-A club. As this rumor flashes through the town, local authorities are considering setting a curfew or even declaring martial law. In the meantime, they are asking people to remain calm until the facts have been determined. Everyone is strongly advised to keep their children and sheep indoors until further notice.

Posted at November 23, 2004 07:04 PM | more from Bree