Witch Kings Fire Entire Staff
WEATHERTOP - Fed up with what he sees as his team's poor performance, Weathertop Witch Kings owner, Peat, announced the immediate termination of his entire coaching staff and team management. Everyone from major league manager, Ghandolf Jenkins, down to the single-A traveling secretary have been given their pink slips. At a news conference held atop Amon Sūl, Peat informed the press of the change.
"Starting immediately, the Weathertop Witch Kings will be under the guidance of Thorbilly Martingul. He will be assisted by pitching coach 'Mighty' Whitey Fordhurl and hitting coaches Gurreggie Jacksonsmash and Darylk Strawpoisonberry. Our new Director of Scouting will be Bilbobucky Effin Dentenkrusher."
Also put into place will be new managers for each of the minor league teams. At the AAA Hobbiton Halflings, Jimskull Leyritzinbasher will take over. The AA Barrow Downs Wights will be managed by Davek Winbloodfield, and the single-A Minas Tirith Tigers will be under the direction of Thurmonster Munsterson.
Posted at November 24, 2004 04:27 PM | more from Weathertop