What a machine!

BUCKLEBURY - Of the 22 games that the Brithon Fey (BUC-A) have played this year, 19 of those games have been started by 43 year old Haleaman "the Nut Job" Grewyn. In just 3 weeks, this man, this aging, shall we say, superstar of the game, has thrown out an arm-shattering 105 Inningseses and is shattering everyone on the High score boards for the Shire A's.

Team owner/manager, Xade, says: "Now, I know I should step in... you know, say something to the man, maybe bring him back to earth, give the other guys a shot, stop the man from dying from pure exhaustion out there on the mound... but hey, I wanna see him go for it. Already his efforts seem to be inspiring the youth around him, like young Doi. The boy hasn't touch a ball all year yet is Stuff AND control have gone up 2 points. So I say, go for it son, see a record that will never be touched. Reach for the skies you old bastard. I wanna see you reach 700!"

Posted at March 1, 2005 07:10 AM | more from Bucklebury