Cheese Star Arrested!
BREE - Ralin Rockbinder is in jail following his arrest for being drunk and disorderly. The incident occurred last night at the Prancing Pony Inn. According to witnesses, Rockbinder had been drinking heavily and was complaining loudly about the Cheese owners, manager, and teammates. One witness stated that he was angry at the Cheese for refusing to provide him with his own new workout equipment. He was blaming this as the cause of his disappointing season last year. Rockbinder was subdued by other bar patrons after he lunged at teammate Grunthos the Flatulent. Flatulent stated afterwards that he was "just walking by Rockbinder when he staggered to his feet and swung at me screaming 'you stinkin' sonovanorc!'". Bree Shirrifs were called and took Rockbinder into custody shortly afterwards.
The Cheese front office had no comment on the incident. Recently there have been unsubstantiated rumors that the Cheese are very unhappy with Rockbinder and are considering trading him.
Rockbinder's Statistics:
Rockbinder was the SGCBL's #1 overall draft pick in 2003. He has been named to the SC All-Star Team four times and is a two-time 40/40 and two-time 30/30 hitter. His career accomplishments include 8th in Homeruns (219), 6th in RBIs (676), 2nd in Triples (53), 20th in Walks (474), 3rd in Runs (692), and 2nd in Stolen Bases (333).