Rumors of Mawaan mood swings shocking Faerie fans
via Dia Elrubo, Fairie Express
BUCKLEBURY - "Get the camera out of my face or I will tear your lungs out." these were the words that shook Bucklebury after the announcement of the MVP awards this past weekend. It wasn't that Scarlett didn't win the award that was the shock, it was that she uttered this sentence to an 11-year-old fan.
"I don't know what happen" Bucklebury outfielder, Pimth Gäldor was heard to say. "We spend a lot of time together both on the field and off and I just don't know what happened. She has always been such a beacon for everything that is good and pure in the world. An all-round Middle Earthian Hero."
"I've only been here for half a year and in that time, all Scarlett has done is make me sick" Bucklebury outfielder and Goblin, Buugush Badgerdicer was heard to say. "But abusing a little fan, that's way worse than anything I would do"
"I's was at de MVP ceremonys. Scarlett was being her usually goodies self, with da *shudder* pleases and the thank yous and the hows your families, buts after da show, I couldn'ts find her anywhere. Til this morning. This morning, justs before her press conference, she walked in. Torg. she said. pullings me close. You are my favorites Goblin, she said. I wants you to do somethings for me. I's want you to ki... oh, but I won't be continuing that story, needless to say, Scarlett is a lot more fun now." Bucklebury Star pitcher Torg Shinsnapper was overheard to saying.
Something is definiely happening to this fine upstanding citizen of Bucklebury and this reporter is going to put the pieces together. Management has been awfully quiet in regards to their favorite daughter's sudden change in outlook. so, what has happened? The rumours are flying. Was it an evil wizard? Is Bran Morda up to something? Was it the Cheese? Perhaps Loopy has decided to eliminate the competition with some kind of curse? There are even rumours that Scarlett may be sporting some kind of moustache, which this reporter finds very hard to believe.
Posted at June 7, 2005 07:20 AM | more from Bucklebury