Wargs get new owner

WILDERLAND - The emeralds of Thagrham Pitmaker have finally found a home, lining the pockets of Whiny the Elder, as he sold his controlling interest in the Wilderland team to the mining mogul's son. The Wargs face an uncertain future, as fan interest has sunk to record lows. Under a series of managers, the team has failed to make the playoffs since 2004--the last time they played .500 ball. Pitmaker hopes to turn things around by running the team himself, and the infusion of his cash won't hurt.

Posted at May 31, 2006 08:03 AM | more from Erebor