Ravenhill trades for the future

via Ravenhill Free Press

RAVENHILL - In two carefully and patiently executed negotiations, Ravenhill management has traded five of its long-time greats, and fan-favorites, for its future . . . without, the franchise representative said, giving up on the present still-young season. But, clearly, “young” is the key word for Ravenhill and its fans in these recent deals. Management hopes the fans and loyal supporters will understand and share in the exciting promise of the team’s new direction, and that they will welcome the new additions.

In the press conference held just a few minutes ago, Ravenhill’s spokesman stated that, before answering questions, the franchise wanted to thank the owners of Bywater and Minas Morgul for their thoughtfulness and their willingness to work through the details of a satisfactory deal that would serve everyone’s needs.

When asked whether the moves mean that Ravenhill has “given up on this season,” the spokesman said, “Not at all . . . we expect Sandyman and Tookes to contribute right away, and we think 1 or 2 of the young players we’ve brought in will be ready to contribute at the big league level very soon. We have a good solid core of players on this team, still, and we intend to compete right down to the wire. And, don’t forget the players in our minor league system who’ve been waiting for a chance to make their mark. Some of them will get that chance very soon.”

The key Ravenhill players involved in the trades seemed to understand management’s position, and seemed to be excited at the prospect of carrying on their solid careers in their new situations. Two of them spoke with us after the press conference.

“I was surprised, no question,” said Ulaf Silverglove. “But, I can see where Ravenhill is going with these deals, and I’m happy to do everything I can to help Minas Morgul have a great season . . . and many more to come.”

Eucalypta the Pink was, perhaps, more surprised than anyone about the moves. “I had no idea . . . it really has taken me by surprise. I guess it just goes to show that you have to keep your mind in the game and not worry about anything on the business side of it. I guess that’s what I take from this: I’m a pitcher, not a businessperson. I think Bywater will be very happy with what they get with me on the mound . . . while Denaigol is losing a lot of balls over the wall in right center field.” The hurler smiled, and continued packing bags and saying goodbyes.

Posted at March 17, 2007 06:22 PM | more from Ravenhill