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Bears have a new owner

CARROCK - After being left rudderless by Lord Satan, the Carrock Bears have found a new master in Jules Winnfield. Winnfield, the son of the late tryaveling healer, Syrus Winnfield, hopes to cleanse the team of their poor kharma. Word on the street is that several Bears will be looking for a new home soon.

"Everything has got to go," Winnfield said in an interview with MESN. "The stadium, the logo, the uniforms, the team name, the mascot...not to mention some of these high-priced layabouts."

Posted at March 28, 2007 11:05 PM | more from Carrock