Infield Riot at Moria

MORIA - In the latest lost game versus Old Forest, the spectators witnessed an unusual scene involving Moria's short stop Gibur Rockrender and 3B woman Brandewyn of Rohan.

It has been known for some time Rockrender and Of Rohan have been rivalling over infield leadership at Moria. On April 12 the pent up anger between the two came to an outburst when Rockrender gave a firm tug to Of Rohan's hair after she fielded the ball to an unprepared 1B Bifur Thunderarrow, who was following Rockrender's instructions for a double play. In return, Of Rohan twisted Rockrender's nose, which turned red and swelled up to grotesk proportions.

'Who does he think he is?', Of Rohan retorted to our reporters after the game while taking care of her coiffure. 'Winning the SG Batter Award has made him think he's Mr. Tolkien Baseball. But when you look at his stats, he's nothing more than a miserable Smeagol groping for his precious. '

Rockrender was not available for comment after treatment by team doctor Alexander Faroden. With a bandage over his nose, he was seen taking the back door of Dimrill Dale stadium, bolting off into the shadows of the Misty Mountains.

Posted at July 27, 2007 01:26 PM | more from Moria