Squishmasher Homers Himself Into Record Books

RIVENDELL - Loopy *Squishmasher hit a historic home run today -- career blast number 300. "I am happy to be in such elite company. It has been quite a ride so far," *Squishmasher said after the game.

The Royals third baseman went 2 for 5 with 1 home run and 3 RBI as the Rivendell Royals won 8-0 over the Carrock Bears.

In his career *Squishmasher has played in 1617 games with a .330 batting average. Among his 2009 hits are 331 doubles, 49 triples, and 300 home runs. He also has scored 1080 runs, walked 804 times, stolen 120 bases, and driven in 1073 runs.

Posted at August 6, 2007 08:51 PM | more from Rivendell