Uruk-hai Ink MR Faramir to Extension

DEAD MARSHES - Dead Marshes fans celebrated as word of a signing became reality. Gealf Faramir won't be pulling up stakes anytime soon, as he has signed a 2-year extension at a pay rate of $5,820,000 per annum.

Since he is widely seen as an integral part of the club, Dead Marshes officials had to keep Faramir from jumping ship.

His 2017 stats sheet shows Faramir has managed to hold opponents to a .353 average in 11 relief appearances, while putting up 0-1 record with 7 strikeouts and 4 walks in 12.1 innings. He has a 6.57 ERA with 3 saves.

Posted at May 8, 2008 11:04 PM | more from Dead Marshes