Mauhur *the Looter takes on Uruk-hai Coaching Job

DEAD MARSHES - Former Uruk, Mauhur *the Looter, returned to Dead Marshes today, signing on as the new hitting coach for the major league team. The Hall of Fame second baseman made a career out of consistent hitting and speed on the basepaths. Dead Marshes management hopes he'll instill some of that knowledge in the younger players.

Meanwhile, another former Uruk-hai player, Lasil Ironmaster, was named the AAA hitting coach. Ironmaster was a teammate of Mauhur's from 2003-2010, retiring with a .293 average and nearly 1300 hits.

Posted at August 18, 2008 07:05 PM | more from Dead Marshes