Star SS Kidneyslammer Settles on Minas Tirith

MINAS TIRITH - Rumors of a deal between Rognash Kidneyslammer and Minas Tirith finally bore fruit today as the two sides faced a packed press corps. Titans officials looked very pleased as they outlined the terms of the new deal.

Kidneyslammer will earn $5,000,000 per year for 2 years, and is expected to make a solid addition to his new club.

Kidneyslammer has chalked up a career batting average of .232 with 1569 hits, 188 homers and 758 RBIs.

Posted at September 5, 2008 07:25 PM | more from Minas Tirith