Star SP Antslammer Settles on Dead Marshes

Thursday, January 21st, 2021: The Dead Marshes Uruk-hai presented a battle-hardened Andrack Antslammer to the local press corps today as their latest signing. The 37-year-old starting pitcher sealed a 2-year deal worth $21,000,000 mere hours before the formal introduction.

In all, Antslammer has compiled a 156-125 mark during his career and a 3.62 ERA.

Posted at February 4, 2010 08:10 PM | more from Dead Marshes