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Mirkwood Wins SS Sandyman Sweepstakes

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Mirkwood announced the signing of Rowan Sandyman to the cheers of fans and local sportswriters alike today.

The 25-year-old will cash checks for $10,000,000 a year for 3 years, and will certainly enhance the club's playoff chances if he keeps up the caliber of play he's capable of.

In his 812-game career Sandyman is batting .286 with 880 hits, 55 home runs, 472 runs scored and 370 RBIs.

Posted at January 8, 2013 12:23 AM | more from Mirkwood