It's Official: 1B Hilldweller Signs with Disaster

Monday, January 18th, 2027
As speculation mounted into the morning, rumors over a final agreement between Betsie Hilldweller and Dagorlad became a reality, with the star opting for a $50,000,000 deal over 4 years.

Her all-time numbers show Hilldweller is carrying a .303 career batting average with 167 home runs and 567 RBIs.

Posted at January 21, 2013 07:10 PM | more from Dagorlad