Dead Marshes Inks Star 1B to $111,860,000 Deal
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Fans were ecstatic as the Uruk-hai broke word that they had reached an agreement with Gredoc Foemasher, the phenomenal young first baseman today.
The deal, valued at $18,643,333 per year, will last 6 years and give the team some extra punch.
His lifetime stats show that Foemasher has hit .313 and connected for 221 home runs.Posted at August 12, 2013 10:49 PM | more from Dead Marshes