Daggerkicker Gets Injury Report
Thursday, April 5th, 2029
Since 04/03/2029, when he suffered a torn rotator cuff, Wart Daggerkicker has been waiting. Waiting to hear how badly he injured himself during that day's game. Today word came down from the doctors that the Minas Morgul starting pitcher would miss 4 months. "It could have been better", said Daggerkicker, "but it also could have been much worse."