Dogwood Booms 3 out of the Park
Sunday, May 6th, 2029
Numenor bombardier Pansy Dogwood set his sights on the stands and blasted three balls over the fence in a 12-4 win over the Weathertop Witch Kings. It was a powerful performance that should keep the fans at Amon Sul Stadium buzzing for days.
He spoke to the writers in the postgame press room and said, "I guess you could say I was a good guesser today, especially on the last one. I was ahead in the count, so I got set for a certain pitch, and got it ... all of it."
For the game the Numenor third baseman had 3 hits in 3 at-bats, drove in 8, and scored 4 runs.
Pansy Dogwood hit a solo-shot off Kingsfoi Naquin in the 2nd, hit a three-run home run off Kingsfoi Naquin in the 3rd, walked in the 5th, walked in the 7th and hit a GRAND SLAM off Mumsh Ratbelly in the 8th.
This year Dogwood is batting .278 with 30 hits, 10 home runs, 18 RBIs, 20 walks, .400 OBP and has scored 25 runs.Posted at March 20, 2014 11:59 PM | more from Numenor