Weathertop Loses *Zottmiester, Out 4 Months
Monday, July 16th, 2029
Since 07/15/2029, when he suffered a torn abdominal muscle, Snarly *Zottmiester has been waiting. Waiting to hear how badly he injured himself during that day's game. Today word came down from the doctors that the Weathertop second baseman would miss 4 months. "It could have been better", said *Zottmiester, "but it also could have been much worse."
So far this season *Zottmiester has 2 home runs and a .340 batting average.Posted at May 5, 2014 08:05 PM | more from Weathertop