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DH the Sneaky, Erebor Reach $20,600,000 Pact

Thursday, December 13th, 2029
Squeaky the Sneaky took the Eagles up on their lucrative $20,600,000 deal today, ending speculation on which baseball metropolis he would call home next year.

But the signing came at too high a price, say longtime fans who think the club is too focused on players whose prime years have passed them by.

Looking at his all-time stats, the Sneaky has a career .250 average with 684 hits, 159 doubles, 7 triples, 141 home runs and 503 RBIs to date. He has scored 437 runs, walked 420 times and stolen 4 bases.

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