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November 21, 2014

Erebor-Dunharrow Trade: Cross for Facestomper

Wednesday, July 3rd, 2030 It came down to the last hour of a self-imposed trade deadline, but the Erebor Eagles and Dunharrow Devils finally came to an agreement on a trade that had been rumored for weeks. The trade sends...

November 13, 2014

Injured Celenduil Out 5-6 Weeks

Wednesday, June 19th, 2030 The medical report is in: the injury that has kept Dunharrow left fielder Shaia Celenduil out of action since 06/15/2030 will sideline him for another 5-6 weeks. The 28-year-old Celenduil, who has a strained oblique, said...

November 03, 2014

Dunharrow's Celenduil Down with Injury

Tuesday, May 28th, 2030 Shaia Celenduil expressed his disappointment when he learned that a quad strain would sideline him for 2-3 weeks. "I'll just spend a lot of time in the training room and hopefully speed up the healing process....

October 23, 2014

MC's Top Player Named

Monday, May 13th, 2030 When Karan Trollmaster stepped into the batter's box, she meant business. Her outstanding play this week has netted the Dunharrow catcher the well-deserved Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award. Playing in 6 games she lashed...

October 13, 2014

MC Star of the Week Named

Monday, April 22nd, 2030 It's always a thrill for fans of the team and students of the game alike when a superstar in the making shows what he's got. Ferdinand Roper, the Dunharrow Devils 25-year-old shortstop, put himself in the...

September 29, 2014

Ironshaker Set to Miss 4-5 Months

Wednesday, March 20th, 2030 The injury that has kept Gorauden Ironshaker out of action since 03/17/2030 will keep him out a while longer. Dunharrow Devils officials made the announcement this afternoon. They said that Ironshaker is expected to miss at...

August 14, 2014

Trollmaster, Dunharrow Announce 5-Year Deal

Tuesday, January 29th, 2030 In a move expected to bring depth to the Devils, Dunharrow brass announced the signing today of catcher Karan Trollmaster. Trollmaster will be pocketing $12,900,000 per season, an amount some BNN analysts think might be too...

August 04, 2014

Dunharrow-Star Fleet Academy Trade Confirmed

Tuesday, December 18th, 2029 The Dunharrow Devils swapped 27-year-old second baseman David Pelham for 25-year-old reliever Ulbis Sellars and 19-year-old minor league reliever Gwahil Mangro of the Cadets after what Star Fleet Academy officials would only characterize as "difficult" negotiations....

May 15, 2014

MC's #1 Batter Chosen

Wednesday, August 1st, 2029 July was an outstanding month for Dunharrow center fielder Xap Hippogryph and it was capped off today with the announcement that he was named the winner of the Mordor Conference Batter of the Month award. Hippogryph...

May 12, 2014

Mordor Conference Selects Best Performer

Monday, July 30th, 2029 Carly Brockhouse must have thought he was in seventh heaven this week. First he went on a sensational hitting spree, belting the ball at a .409 pace, then the Dunharrow right fielder finds outs he has...

May 01, 2014

Hippogryph Wins MC Player of the Week Trophy

Monday, July 9th, 2029 A battle-tested Xap Hippogryph declared war on opposing pitchers last week, attacking the ball like the well-schooled veteran he is. Today the 34-year-old Dunharrow right fielder collected the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award. He...

January 30, 2014

$16,400,000 Lands CL Nosethrower for Devils

Monday, February 5th, 2029 Devils officials hailed the signing of Rark Nosethrower as "an integral piece to our championship puzzle," though fans were somewhat more reserved about the signing. Nosethrower will pocket $16,400,000 over 1 year. In his career Nosethrower...

January 27, 2014

Veteran Glimmerhand, Dunharrow Complete Deal

Sunday, January 28th, 2029 There was a buzz in the air today as news broke of Dunharrow finalizing a deal with star catcher Arghren Glimmerhand. The deal, worth an estimated $17,000,000 over 2 years, proved a big hit with Dunharrow...

$13,700,000 Lands SP Footpoker for Devils

Friday, January 26th, 2029 Devils officials presented Vralak Footpoker to members of the local print media today as their new starting pitcher. The deal, worth $13,700,000, guarantees the 38-year-old a home in Dunharrow for 2 years. It should improve the...

Star 2B Lomambor Settles on Dunharrow

Wednesday, January 24th, 2029 Team insiders were tight-lipped prior to today's deal that brought 28-year-old second baseman Celillbo Lomambor to Dunharrow. Lomambor is considered one of the league's A-list players and certainly will enhance any chances the Devils have to...

November 15, 2013

MC Awards Player of the Week

Monday, August 14th, 2028 James *Monkeyslayer of the Dunharrow Devils cruised to Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors after putting together one of the finest stretches in his career last week. The first baseman batted .452 (14-31) with 4...

April 04, 2013

Brockhouse Hits for Cycle Against Lothlorien

Monday, June 28th, 2027 Carly Brockhouse stole the headlines today by hitting for the cycle in the Dunharrow 16-2 win over the Lothlorien Lumberjacks. His 4 hits got the Devils offense going and his 4 RBI and 4 runs scored...

March 11, 2013

Hippogryph Wins MC Player of the Week Trophy

Monday, May 24th, 2027 There's nothing like being in the prime of your baseball career -- and playing like it. Just ask Xap Hippogryph, the Dunharrow center fielder, who swung a sweet bat all week to not only aid his...

October 04, 2012

Brockhouse Expected to Miss 10-11 Months

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2026 A blow for Bilin Brockhouse today -- team doctors were able to determine the full extent of his recent injury. He will miss 10-11 months with a stretched elbow ligament. Brockhouse suffered the injury on 06/01/2026....

May 17, 2012

Devils 2B Banks Suspended 3 Games

Thursday, September 25th, 2025: The baseball commissioner has suspended Devils second baseman Minto Banks 3 games for arguing too vehemently on a called third strike in the Misty Mountain game at Gap of Rohan Park at Caradhras. Apparently he said...

May 14, 2012

Dunharrow Loses Hippogryph, Out 5 Weeks

Tuesday, September 16th, 2025: Since 09/15/2025, when he suffered an oblique strain, Xap Hippogryph has been waiting. Waiting to hear how badly he injured himself during that day's game. Today word came down from the doctors that the Dunharrow center...

April 02, 2012

MC Presents Player of the Week Trophy

Monday, July 7th, 2025: At the age of 27, Elanor Fields might have some potential she hasn't realized yet -- if her success at the plate last week is any indication. The Dunharrow left fielder put up some exceptional numbers...

March 12, 2012

Ala'Niel Hears from Medical Staff

Monday, June 2nd, 2025: Team officials for the Dunharrow Devils have revealed that the recent injury to Yvestil Ala'Niel will keep her out for 4 months. The 39-year-old starting pitcher suffered a ruptured finger tendon on 05/31/2025. She has not...

February 16, 2012

Dunharrow Loses Orebreaker for 4-5 Months

Friday, May 2nd, 2025: Moisil Orebreaker could soon be placed on the disabled list. The Dunharrow right fielder told reporters that he expects to be "out of commission" for 4-5 months because of a fractured ankle. He hasn't played since...

February 02, 2012

Super Week for Dunharrow's *Monkeyslayer!

Monday, April 7th, 2025: It's always a thrill for fans of the team and students of the game alike when a superstar in the making shows what he's got. James *Monkeyslayer, the Dunharrow Devils 25-year-old first baseman, put himself in...

November 16, 2011

Slayers sweep series, move on to Conference Championships

DUNHARROW - The Minas Morgul Slayers took their first round of playoff games by sweeping Dunharrow in the Fellowship Series. This is the second year in a row that reigning Mordor Conference champs, Minas Morgul, have advanced to the Two...

November 10, 2011

Veteran SP Brockhouse Stays in Dunharrow

Saturday, September 28th, 2024: The Devils inked a deal with 32-year-old Bilin Brockhouse today signaling that it not only wanted him on the field but in the clubhouse. Publicly, Bilin Brockhouse has spoken highly of Dunharrow, so the extension wasn't...

October 10, 2011

Black Picked MC Player of the Week

Monday, July 29th, 2024: Orgulas Black of the Dunharrow Devils might have lost a step over the years, but the 36-year-old shortstop can still get it done. He beat out several other worthy Mordor Conference hitters over this past week...

October 03, 2011

Bad News for Dunharrow, Elanor Fields Hurt

Tuesday, July 9th, 2024: The Dunharrow Devils were dealt a severe blow when Elanor Fields was hurt running the bases recently in a game against the Numenor Kings. After the game, the team trainer reported Fields might have to spend...

September 26, 2011

Hippogryph Snags MC Batting Honor in June

Monday, July 1st, 2024: One of the more consistent batters in June, Dunharrow center fielder Xap Hippogryph grabbed Mordor Conference Batter of the Month honors by hitting .330 with 34 hits in 103 at-bats. He racked up 6 home runs...

Veteran Black Re-ups in Dunharrow

Wednesday, June 26th, 2024: Dunharrow fans celebrated as word of a signing became reality. Orgulas Black won't be pulling up stakes anytime soon, as he has signed a 3-year extension at a pay rate of $24,750,000 per annum. Since he...

September 19, 2011

Devils Elanor Fields Swings Hot Bat, MC Winner

Monday, June 24th, 2024: Elanor Fields is respected by most Dunharrow Devils fans for her no-frills style of play. The 26-year-old left fielder went about her business with vigor last week to grab the Mordor Conference Player of the Week...

September 01, 2011

More Woes For Devils Yvestil Ala'Niel

Monday, May 20th, 2024: Just when it looked like Yvestil Ala'Niel would soon return to the Dunharrow Devils, the starting pitcher suffered yet another setback in her recovery from a rotator cuff strain. According to his doctors, treatment was progressing...

August 11, 2011

SP Yvestil Ala'Niel Hurt

Saturday, April 6th, 2024: The Devils received bad news this morning. Yvestil Ala'Niel will miss 8-9 weeks due to a rotator cuff strain. In the Dunharrow-Numenor game she sustained the injury while throwing a pitch. "I'm disappointed more than anything,"...

August 09, 2011

Ravenhill, Dunharrow Deal Made

Monday, April 1st, 2024: Ravenhill and Dunharrow have agreed to a trade today. 30-year-old starting pitcher Losur Beardsmith, 26-year-old minor league starting pitcher Sraggek the Slobberer, 31-year-old reliever Gal Echeandia, 29-year-old center fielder Xap Hippogryph, 25-year-old third baseman Misil Silverhead...

Ravenhill-Dunnharrow in 11-player blockbuster deal

RAVENHILL - Darkwings’ manager Papa Bear, in a press conference early this morning, shocked the fans and sports pundits of the Ravenhill community when he confirmed news of an 11-player blockbuster trade with Dunharrow. Although the trade has not yet...

June 27, 2011

Brilhirion Joins HOF Legends

Friday, October 27th, 2023: Hallalonn Brilhirion was a happy-go-lucky hurler that didn't seem to take baseball too seriously. But Brilhirion was good enough to chalked up 261 victories. Much to the dismay of his managers, the gifted pitcher was fond...

May 30, 2011

Ouch! Ardaseen Elondir Shelved by Injury

Monday, September 18th, 2023: Dunharrow fans will be disappointed to learn that Ardaseen Elondir suffered an elbow sprain while throwing a pitch in today's game. After the doctor informed the Dunharrow Devils manager that Elondir was expected to miss 1-2...

Freodriel Eärémbor Out of Action

Monday, September 18th, 2023: The Dunharrow Devils were dealt a severe blow when Freodriel Eärémbor was hurt running the bases recently in a game against the Weathertop Witch Kings. After the game, the team trainer reported Eärémbor might have to...

May 26, 2011

Devils Black Down with Injury

Friday, September 15th, 2023: The Dunharrow Devils will have to make do without Orgulas Black for 3-4 weeks. He suffered a strained hamstring while colliding with a player at a base in the game today against the Ravenhill Darkwings. His...

April 29, 2011

Black Makes 400 HR Mark

Friday, August 4th, 2023: Devils third baseman Orgulas Black reached a career milestone yesterday, blasting home run number 400. He took the achievement in stride. "It's always good to get another home run and even better to get another win,"...

March 14, 2011

Dunharrow's Black Gets 2000th Hit

Sunday, May 14th, 2023: Orgulas Black has gone through many bats during his playing career. None of them means as much to him as the one he used to crack career hit number 2000 at Dunharrow Field yesterday. The 34-year-old...

Devils Starting Pitcher Ala'Niel Hurt

Thursday, May 11th, 2023: The Dunharrow Devils were dealt a severe blow when Yvestil Ala'Niel was hurt throwing a pitch recently in a game against the Weathertop Witch Kings. After the game, the team trainer reported Ala'Niel might have to...

March 10, 2011

Homer #500 for Dunharrow's Ruano

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023: Dunharrow's 11-7 victory over Dead Marshes was highlighted by Boris Ruano's 500th career home run. His teammates congratulated him at home plate after he circled the bases. "I didn't see all of them out there," Ruano...

March 07, 2011

Dunharrow LF Elanor Fields Injured

Monday, April 24th, 2023: Dunharrow fans will be disappointed to learn that Elanor Fields suffered a hamstring strain while making a defensive play in today's game. After the doctor informed the Dunharrow Devils manager that Fields was expected to miss...

February 17, 2011

Player of the Week: Dunharrow's Buckland

Monday, April 10th, 2023: It's always a thrill for fans of the team and students of the game alike when a superstar in the making shows what she's got. Elanor Buckland, the Dunharrow Devils 25-year-old third baseman, put herself in...

Great Day for Buckland, Hits for Cycle

Saturday, April 8th, 2023: Dunharrow third baseman Elanor Buckland had a field day at The Ballpark at Helms Deep battering Ravenhill pitchers and hitting for the cycle. She sparked the Devils to a 10-2 triumph over the Darkwings by going...

February 03, 2011

Bad News for Dunharrow, Jiminy *Monkeybone Hurt

Sunday, March 5th, 2023: The Dunharrow Devils were dealt a severe blow when Jiminy *Monkeybone was hurt making a defensive play recently in a game against the Grey Havens Stars. After the game, the team trainer reported *Monkeybone might have...

January 23, 2011

Goldmaster, Dunharrow Iron out Deal

Friday, December 30th, 2022: Surprising some observers, the Dunharrow Devils announced the signing of 34-year-old Mungo Goldmaster today. The contract runs for 2 years and is valued at $3,000,000. Goldmaster was described as an "elder statesman" by club officials and...

January 13, 2011

Devils Swap Proudneck to Dragons for Elondir

Thursday, December 1st, 2022: Dunharrow and Dol Guldur made a trade today. In this move, the Devils shipped 22-year-old minor league left fielder Ferdibrand Proudneck and 23-year-old minor league third baseman Jacla the Blessed to the Dragons for 36-year-old closer...

January 10, 2011

Devils-Royals Trade: Imcirion for Smoothflower

Thursday, December 1st, 2022: Dunharrow and Rivendell announced some roster changes today as the Devils acquired 38-year-old closer Niara Smoothflower and 38-year-old reliever Quinn Ladygrass from the Royals in exchange for 35-year-old catcher Imcir Imcirion. Representatives from both teams say...

November 18, 2010

Star SP Signs Pact with Devils

Thursday, September 15th, 2022: The Dunharrow Devils have finished a deal with All Star-caliber starting pitcher Voilin Gwaimir that will extend his stay in Dunharrow at least 4 years and will pay out $21,160,000. So far this season Gwaimir has...

SP Brockhouse Inks Extension

Wednesday, September 14th, 2022: The Devils inked a deal with 30-year-old Bilin Brockhouse today signaling that it not only wanted him on the field but in the clubhouse. Publicly, Bilin Brockhouse has spoken highly of Dunharrow, so the extension wasn't...

November 12, 2010

Uruk-hai Chill Buckland's Hot Streak

Sunday, September 4th, 2022: It was the best of both worlds for the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai today at Uruk-hai Field as they defeated the Dunharrow Devils 9-8 and also ended Elanor Buckland's 20-game hitting streak. The 25-year-old Dunharrow third baseman...

November 08, 2010

Yvestil Ala'Niel Out of Action

Saturday, August 27th, 2022: The Dunharrow Devils were dealt a severe blow when Yvestil Ala'Niel was hurt throwing a pitch recently in a game against the Weathertop Witch Kings. After the game, the team trainer reported Ala'Niel might have to...

November 04, 2010

Player of the Week: Dunharrow's Buckland

Monday, August 22nd, 2022: Her hard work and hustle paid off this week. The hard-working and hard-playing Elanor Buckland was rewarded with the Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors. The scrappy Dunharrow Devils third baseman hit .433 while collecting...

October 11, 2010

MC Selects Gwaimir June's Best Starter

Friday, July 1st, 2022: Veteran Voilin Gwaimir put together quite a successful stretch in June for the Dunharrow Devils, earning himself the Mordor Conference Pitcher of the Month award. Gwaimir racked up a 5-0 record in 7 starts, posting a...

September 27, 2010

Black on Fire, Named Player of the Week

Monday, June 20th, 2022: Veteran Orgulas Black had a great week at the plate for the Devils to capture the majority of votes for Player of the Week in the Mordor Conference. The 34-year-old Dunharrow second baseman built a .400...

August 23, 2010

Imcir Imcirion Sidelined for 6 Weeks

Saturday, April 16th, 2022: "I'm frustrated right now," said Dunharrow catcher Imcir Imcirion. "I can't help this team by sitting on the bench or in the training room." Unfortunately for the Devils, that's where he will be spending 6 weeks....

August 12, 2010

Erebor Trades Gwaimir for Dunharrow's Throatprodder

Monday, March 14th, 2022: A trade between Erebor and Dunharrow was made official this morning. The Eagles have sent 32-year-old starting pitcher Voilin Gwaimir to the Devils in exchange for 20-year-old minor league starting pitcher Saul Bloodmangler and 22-year-old minor...

August 05, 2010

Bears, Devils Agree to Swap

Tuesday, March 1st, 2022: The Baseball News Network is reporting that Carrock and Dunharrow have agreed in principle to a swap that will send 39-year-old shortstop Tathor Legaldor to the Devils with 22-year-old minor league center fielder Herb Eisenhower joining...

June 24, 2010

Dunharrow Wins MC Gandalf Pitcher Award

Friday, November 5th, 2021: With speculation about her retirement gaining steam last offseason, Devils ace Yvestil Ala'Niel had something to prove. She proved it in award-winning style as she accepted the Mordor Conference Gandalf Pitcher Award today. The veteran Dunharrow...

June 10, 2010

Agnes Fernia Out of Action

Tuesday, October 5th, 2021: The Devils will be minus Agnes Fernia for about 4 months after the third baseman suffered torn ankle ligaments while colliding with a player at a base in a recent game against Minas Morgul. Fernia and...

June 03, 2010

Dunharrow's Belurion to Miss 5 Days

Tuesday, September 21st, 2021: The Devils Isiclya Belurion was injured throwing a pitch during today's game against the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai. The team doctor expects the starting pitcher to miss 5 days with hamstring soreness. No roster changes were announced...

May 31, 2010

Freodriel Eärémbor to Miss 2 Weeks

Wednesday, September 15th, 2021: Dunharrow fans will be disappointed to learn that Freodriel Eärémbor suffered shoulder tendinitis while throwing the ball in today's game. After the doctor informed the Dunharrow Devils manager that Eärémbor was expected to miss 2 weeks,...

May 24, 2010

Dunharrow's *Monkeybone Injured, Out of Lineup

Wednesday, September 1st, 2021: Dunharrow fans will be disappointed to learn that Jiminy *Monkeybone suffered a sore wrist while making a defensive play in today's game. After the doctor informed the Dunharrow Devils manager that *Monkeybone was expected to miss...

April 12, 2010

Mordor Conference Names Top Player

Monday, June 28th, 2021: Freodriel Eärémbor is respected by most Dunharrow Devils fans for his no-frills style of play. The 26-year-old right fielder went about his business with vigor last week to grab the Mordor Conference Player of the Week...

Devils Belol Injured

Saturday, June 26th, 2021: Dunharrow starting pitcher Foisil Belol has shoulder inflammation, suffered while throwing a pitch. He's expected to be out for 4 months. In 19 starts this season Belol has rung up a 11-2 record and a 2.54...

April 01, 2010

Ala'Niel Snags MC Top Hurler Trophy

Tuesday, June 1st, 2021: Veteran Yvestil Ala'Niel put together quite a successful stretch in May for the Dunharrow Devils, earning herself the Mordor Conference Pitcher of the Month award. Ala'Niel racked up a 4-2 record in 7 starts, posting a...

Dunharrow's Eärémbor Acclaimed Best MC Hitter

Tuesday, June 1st, 2021: It's official. BNN writers have voted Freodriel Eärémbor of the Dunharrow Devils the Mordor Conference Batter of the Month award for May. During the month he recorded a .377 average with 7 home runs, 29 RBIs...

March 15, 2010

MC Honors April's #1 Pitcher

Saturday, May 1st, 2021: Whether Foisil Belol stays in Dunharrow beyond this season remains to be seen, but while he's here he's making the most of it. In April the 31-year-old certainly pulled out all the stops by winning the...

February 15, 2010

Dunharrow, Carrock Make Trade

Saturday, February 6th, 2021: BNN is reporting a rumored trade between the Dunharrow Devils and Carrock Bears has been finalized. The deal, which is expected to be announced sometime during the next few hours, will reportedly send 30-year-old starting pitcher...

February 04, 2010

Dunharrow Announces Deal for Veteran CL

Thursday, January 14th, 2021: Dunharrow fans are justifiably excited today as the team unveiled their latest acquisition in Celemir Earawen. The 40-year-old is a big money player and will certainly have an immediate impact on the organization. Some estimates have...

January 04, 2010

the Atrocious Signs for 4 years

Thursday, November 12th, 2020: The Dunharrow Devils have finished a deal with All Star-caliber first baseman Huurg the Atrocious that will extend his stay in Dunharrow at least 4 years and will pay out $14,000,000. the Atrocious has chalked up...

December 11, 2009

Devils *Monkeybone Named MC's #1 Player

Monday, September 21st, 2020: There's nothing like being in the prime of your baseball career -- and playing like it. Just ask Jiminy *Monkeybone, the Dunharrow center fielder, who swung a sweet bat all week to not only aid his...

December 03, 2009

*Monkeybone on the Attack, Player of the Week

Monday, September 7th, 2020: At the age of 26, Jiminy *Monkeybone might have some potential he hasn't realized yet -- if his success at the plate last week is any indication. The Dunharrow center fielder put up some exceptional numbers...

*Monkeybone Goes 6-6 Against Dead Marshes

Friday, September 4th, 2020: It was a good day all around. Dunharrow whipped Dead Marshes 17-1 and Jiminy *Monkeybone displayed a hot bat, enjoying an outstanding 6-hit day at Uruk-hai Field. "Some days, lady luck is on your side," he...

November 23, 2009

Star SP Signs Pact with Devils

Saturday, August 15th, 2020: Happy times in Dunharrow as the Devils and star starting pitcher Yvestil Ala'Niel put the finishing touches on a $85,060,000 contract extension that will keep the 34-year-old in town 4 years longer. The signing is great...

November 19, 2009

Veteran Re-Signs with Devils

Wednesday, August 5th, 2020: Team officials triumphantly announced that the Devils and superstar reliever Ander Easyheart have closed a deal that keeps the 38-year-old in a Dunharrow uniform for another 2 years. Easyheart will earn $8,500,000 as part of the...

Orgulas Black to Miss 9-10 Months

Monday, August 3rd, 2020: The Dunharrow Devils were dealt a severe blow when Orgulas Black was hurt running the bases recently in a game against the Lake Town Archers. After the game, the team trainer reported Black might have to...

November 16, 2009

Star RF Signs Pact with Devils

Saturday, August 1st, 2020: The Dunharrow Devils have finished a deal with All Star-caliber right fielder Freodriel Eärémbor that will extend his stay in Dunharrow at least 8 years and will pay out $111,000,000. Eärémbor is batting .335 with 17...

July's Best MC Hurler is Belurion

Saturday, August 1st, 2020: Veteran Isiclya Belurion put together quite a successful stretch in July for the Dunharrow Devils, earning herself the Mordor Conference Pitcher of the Month award. Belurion racked up a 4-0 record in 6 starts, posting a...

Boreagrin Finalizes Contract Extension with Dunharrow

Friday, July 31st, 2020: Boremir Boreagrin inked a deal that will keep the seasoned veteran on the Devils roster another 2 years. Earlier today team personnel announced that the 38-year-old had settled on a $5,500,000-a-year deal to play at Dunharrow...

November 12, 2009

MC Presents Player of the Week Trophy

Monday, July 27th, 2020: So far in his young career, Nuurt Forgehead has kept a low profile, but after his performance at the plate last week, he attracted the notice of the rest of the Mordor Conference in a big...

November 09, 2009

Yvestil Ala'Niel to Miss 4 Months

Friday, July 10th, 2020: The Dunharrow Devils were dealt a severe blow when Yvestil Ala'Niel was hurt throwing a pitch recently in a game against the Numenor Kings. After the game, the team trainer reported Ala'Niel might have to spend...

November 02, 2009

Ala'Niel Acclaimed Top Pitcher in June

Wednesday, July 1st, 2020: Yvestil Ala'Niel's been around the league long enough to appreciate the honor she received today. After going 4-0 in June, the 34-year-old Dunharrow hurler has been named Mordor Conference Pitcher of the Month. She fanned 53...

Dunharrow, Veteran Black Sign Deal

Tuesday, June 30th, 2020: Team officials triumphantly announced that the Devils and superstar third baseman Orgulas Black have closed a deal that keeps the 32-year-old in a Dunharrow uniform for another 4 years. Black will earn $97,000,000 as part of...

October 15, 2009

Black Swats #300

Saturday, June 6th, 2020: Dunharrow's 11-0 victory over Carrock was highlighted by Orgulas Black's 300th career home run. His teammates congratulated him at home plate after he circled the bases. "I didn't see all of them out there," Black said...

October 12, 2009

Dunharrow Starter Named MC's Premier Pitcher

Monday, June 1st, 2020: Veteran Yvestil Ala'Niel put together quite a successful stretch in May for the Dunharrow Devils, earning herself the Mordor Conference Pitcher of the Month award. Ala'Niel racked up a 5-1 record in 7 starts, posting a...

October 08, 2009

Mordor Conference Selects Best Performer

Monday, May 25th, 2020: There's nothing like being in the prime of your baseball career -- and playing like it. Just ask Jiminy *Monkeybone, the Dunharrow center fielder, who swung a sweet bat all week to not only aid his...

*Monkeybone Goes Cycling

Thursday, May 21st, 2020: "To hit for the cycle" is one of the rarest of feats in a baseball game. This occurs when a player hits a single, double, triple and home run in the same game, getting every type...

September 21, 2009

Devils Goodrich Gets No-Hitter

Saturday, April 18th, 2020: It was a terrific day for Mimosa Goodrich of the Dunharrow Devils at Dunharrow Field. She stood out with a fantastic 1-0 no-hitter against the Grey Havens Stars. "I knew I had a No-No going in...

July 30, 2009

Dunharrow Devils Ship Muddyfoot to Erebor

Dunharrow and Erebor have agreed to a trade today. 36-year old second baseman Hamson Muddyfoot will go to the Eagles. In exchange the Devils will receive 37-year old reliever Ander Easyheart and 36-year old first baseman Lolindir Ciryatan. As far...

July 25, 2009

Gandalf Pitcher Award Presented to Dunharrow Star

In 2019, the premier pitcher in the Mordor Conference was Isiclya Belurion. The Dunharrow starter is this year's recipient of the Gandalf Pitcher Award. She went 20-7 in 34 starts with 195 strikeouts in 243.1 innings and an impressive 2.52...

Dagorlad, Dunharrow 'Blackbuster' Trade

Officials for Dagorlad confirmed that they have traded 31-year old third baseman Orgulas Black to the Dunharrow Devils. In return, the Disaster will receive 35-year old left fielder Hudash Elfprodder, 27-year old third baseman Thaitai Fandir and a 3rd round...

Old Forest, Dunharrow Agree to Trade

Old Forest has worked out terms of a deal to send 34-year old second baseman Mim Marblerage and 24-year old left fielder Nuurt Forgehead to Dunharrow for 25-year old reliever Figor Cowstitcher, 22-year old minor league shortstop Giol the Horrible...

July 17, 2009

Old Forest Defeats Dunharrow

Today the Old Forest Merry Fellows won the 2019 Return of the King Series with a 10-5 victory over the Dunharrow Devils at Shire Greens Stadium. They won the series 4-3 and it was 3rd time the victors have won...

Devils Crowned Champions in Mordor

The Dunharrow Devils slugged it out with Lothlorien in a 7-game showdown and came out as the new Mordor Conference champion. Former Lumberjack, Hamson Muddyfoot came back to haunt Lothlorien, as he went 3-for-3 with 2 HR and 5 RBI...

July 13, 2009

Buckland 6-6 for Dunharrow

It's not something you read about in the sports pages every day -- a 6-for-6 day. It may only come around once in a career -- a lot of players never have one -- but Elanor Buckland got one today....

June 11, 2009

Mordor Conference Announces #1 Starter

Veteran Yvestil Ala'Niel put together quite a successful stretch in August for the Dunharrow Devils, earning herself the Mordor Conference Pitcher of the Month award. Ala'Niel racked up a 6-0 record in 6 starts, posting a 1.15 ERA over 47...

May 21, 2009

Minas Tirith, Dunharrow Agree to Deal

The Minas Tirith Titans announced a deal with the Devils today, sending 34-year old first baseman Firbal the Nasty, 35-year old closer Tigan Trollhead and a 4th round draft pick to Dunharrow for 19-year old minor league closer Soibur Tunnelsplitter,...

April 20, 2009

*Monkeybone May's Best Bat Choice

The hard-hitting center fielder from Dunharrow, Jiminy *Monkeybone, wielded a big bat in May and was hailed as the Mordor Conference Batter of the Month. He hit a healthy .392 with 7 home runs, 24 RBIs and 28 runs scored....

April 19, 2009

Disaster-Devils Trade Announced

Trade winds have been blowing through Dagorlad. This time, a deal has materialized between the Disaster and Devils. According to sources inside the organization, Dagorlad will ship 27-year old minor league left fielder Malin Brandybuck Jr. and a 2nd round...

April 13, 2009

Mordor Conference Hitter of the Week

Few players his age are still in the league, but Hudash Elfprodder of the Dunharrow Devils clearly loves the game and clearly he can still get the job done. Last week the 35-year-old left fielder hit the ball with the...

April 12, 2009

Devils Trade Hammermaker to Slayers for Elfprodder

Dunharrow and Minas Morgul have agreed to a trade today. 39-year old shortstop Kobur Hammermaker and 19-year old minor league center fielder Thuroja Elvaldor will go to the Slayers. In exchange the Devils will receive 35-year old left fielder Hudash...

April 06, 2009

Mordor Conference Names #1 Player

There's nothing like being in the prime of your baseball career -- and playing like it. Just ask Imcir Imcirion, the Dunharrow catcher, who swung a sweet bat all week to not only aid his team, but also pick up...

April 02, 2009

MC Player of the Week Awarded

Her hard work and hustle paid off this week. The hard-working and hard-playing Elanor Buckland was rewarded with the Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors. The scrappy Dunharrow Devils second baseman hit .520 while collecting 13 hits in 25...

March 16, 2009

Veteran Beardstroker Signs 1-Year Deal

Devils officials hailed the signing of Tiran Beardstroker as "an integral piece to our championship puzzle," though fans were somewhat more reserved about the signing. Beardstroker will pocket $2,300,000 over 1 year. Beardstroker has appeared in 614 games and earned...

Veteran SS Hammermaker Settles on Devils

Dunharrow Devils fans welcomed Kobur Hammermaker into the fold, as the veteran announced he'd reached an agreement with Dunharrow brass. Some were critical of the move, insisting that you shouldn't invest $19,340,000 in a 39-year-old man, no matter how good...

Erebor, Dunharrow Agree to Deal

Officials for Erebor confirmed that they have traded 27-year old minor league reliever Rebo Axehead, 24-year old reliever Figor Cowstitcher and 33-year old third baseman Nienna of Dorthonion to the Dunharrow Devils. In return, the Eagles will receive 35-year old...

February 26, 2009

Dunharrow Announces Deal for Veteran 2B

The euphoria surrounding a big name deal can sometimes overshadow the deal itself. Occasionally a team will mortgage its future to make a big splash, though no one in Dunharrow was worried about that today as the club finalized terms...

February 23, 2009

$2,000,000 Lands 1B Ciryatan for Devils

As speculation mounted into the morning, rumors over a final agreement between Lolindir Ciryatan and Dunharrow became a reality, with the star opting for a $2,000,000 deal over 2 years. Ciryatan has compiled a career batting average of .231 with...

February 05, 2009

Old Forest, Dunharrow Trade Players

Newspapers in Old Forest and Dunharrow reported that the Merry Fellows have reached a deal sending 36-year old closer Boremir Boreagrin and a 4th round draft pick to the Devils for 33-year old right fielder Juan Daum and 22-year old...

February 02, 2009

Bounders, Devils Confirm Deal

Officials for Bywater confirmed that they have traded 20-year old minor league starting pitcher Mimosa Goodrich and a 2nd round draft pick to the Dunharrow Devils. In return, the Bounders will receive 27-year old left fielder Boli Stoneteeth. Stoneteeth has...

December 01, 2008

Stoneteeth Selected Top Player

There's nothing like being in the prime of your baseball career -- and playing like it. Just ask Boli Stoneteeth, the Dunharrow left fielder, who swung a sweet bat all week to not only aid his team, but also pick...

November 28, 2008

Major Trade Includes Sandybanks and Ala'Niel

In a big move for both teams, the Dunharrow Devils are sending 35-year old starting pitcher Todo Sandybanks, 34-year old third baseman Fosco Bramble and 22-year old minor league starting pitcher Phanseen Tinàlindë to the Old Forest Merry Fellows for...

Dunharrow Devils, Dragons Agree to Trade

Today at a press conference the Dunharrow Devils announced a trade has been completed with the Dol Guldur Dragons. The Devils have shipped 34-year old shortstop Tanta Chubb and 35-year old closer Erling Goldworthy to the Dragons for 30-year old...

November 17, 2008

400 Home Runs for Chubb

The crowd roared -- they knew they were seeing history -- and Tanta Chubb was delighted, too -- the 34-year-old Devils shortstop was making history with her 400th career homer. The crowd buzzed and roared again when Chubb stuck her...

October 20, 2008

Mordor Conference's Best Batter Announced

Veteran Tanta Chubb had a great week at the plate for the Devils to capture the majority of votes for Player of the Week in the Mordor Conference. The 34-year-old Dunharrow shortstop built a .370 average on the strength of...

Dunharrow Devils Ship Frodi to Erebor

Newspapers in Dunharrow and Erebor reported that the Devils have reached a deal sending 29-year old right fielder Effi Frodi to the Eagles for 26-year old left fielder Boli Stoneteeth. Presently Frodi is batting .265 with 39 hits and 8...

October 19, 2008

Eagles, Devils Confirm Huge Trade

It's a major deal that has everyone talking. The Erebor Eagles and Dunharrow Devils have reached an agreement. The Eagles will swap 34-year old shortstop Tanta Chubb, 33-year old first baseman Firbal the Nasty, 34-year old third baseman Fosco Bramble,...

October 15, 2008

Devils tired of losing money; Look to rebuild

Devils Press DUNHARROW - The margin for the Devils is growing dangerously thin and without drastic measures, the possibility of finishing in the red is becoming very real. "Baseball is a business and we're simply losing money," said Dunharrow GM...

September 29, 2008

Devils Lose Imcirion for Season

The season is ending on a bad note for Imcir Imcirion, catcher for the Dunharrow Devils. It was announced today that he will miss the rest of the season because of injury. Imcirion was hurt against the Minas Morgul Slayers...

September 15, 2008

$9,000,000 Lands SP Bugbearshaker for Devils

DUNHARROW - Eranak Bugbearshaker took the Devils up on their lucrative $9,000,000 deal today, ending speculation on which baseball metropolis he would call home next year. But the signing came at too high a price, say longtime fans who think...

September 11, 2008

Dunharrow Loses Willow for Year

Dunharrow has lost reliever Kobur Willow for at least 13 months. He was hurt in a game against the Stars while throwing a pitch and sustained a torn back muscle. His doctors said Willow will probably be out the rest...

September 05, 2008

Done Deal! Andrew Fiol Will Play in Dunharrow

DUNHARROW - Sportswriters questioned the wisdom of the freshly signed pact between Andrew Fiol and Dunharrow today. The deal, set at a $5,500,000 price tag, will run for 2 years. On the face of it, all is well, though insiders...

$5,000,000 Lands CF Tinond for Devils

DUNHARROW - Sportswriters, fans and team officials watched today as 36-year-old center fielder Vorzava Tinond committed to a $5,000,000, 2-year deal with the Dunharrow organization. Some openly worry that despite his talent, Tinond is too old to get it done...

August 18, 2008

Eagles, Devils Confirm Deal

Several Eagles and Devils players soon will have to start shopping for a new home. It was announced today that the two teams came to agreement on a trade. Erebor will get 20-year old minor league third baseman Kendur the...

August 14, 2008

Brilhirion Wins 2nd MVP

Hallalonn 'Bring It' Brilhirion of the Dunharrow Devils has won the 2017 Mordor Conference Aragorn MVP Award, and in the process he becomes the first pitcher to win it in both conferences. In 2012, Brilhirion was the first pitcher to...

Top Rookie Crowned by Mordor Conference

The Mordor Conference Frodo Rookie Award honoree has been picked for 2017 and the winner is Dunharrow center fielder Jiminy *Monkeybone. The talented Devils center fielder took the trophy by hitting .330 in 144 games this season and finishing with...

Best MC Hurler Chosen for 2017

This past season was very special for Hallalonn Brilhirion of the Dunharrow Devils. He picked up 23 wins against only 6 losses and was chosen the winner of the 2017 Mordor Conference Gandalf Pitcher Award. The 33-year-old Devils ace fashioned...

Dunharrow's *Monkeybone Wins MC Sam Gamgee Batter

2017 was a special season for Dunharrow center fielder Jiminy *Monkeybone and it was capped off today with the announcement that he was named the winner of the Mordor Conference Sam Gamgee Batter. *Monkeybone compiled a .330 batting average and...

Dead Marshes, Dunharrow Agree to Trade

The Dead Marshes Uruk-hai swapped 30-year old catcher Imcir Imcirion for 34-year old starting pitcher Eucalypta the Pink, 20-year old minor league left fielder Bogey Morena and a 3rd round draft pick in 2018 and 2019 of the Devils after...

August 13, 2008

2017 Elrond Managers of the Year

MIDDLE EARTH - Today the league announced its selections for the 2017 Elrond Manager of the Year trophy in both the Shire and Mordor Conferences. In the Shire, Bywater's GM, Sir Kenneth Iggette, took home the award after having improved...

July 31, 2008

Devils Announce Underhill Will Retire

It's a somber day for Devils fans as Odovacar Underhill announced that he will retire at the end of the 2017 season. The Dunharrow shortstop attributed his retirement to his age and loss of skills. "I'm not the type of...

July 17, 2008

Devils Starter Named August's Premier Pitcher

When Hallalonn Brilhirion takes the hill, there's a good chance for a Dunharrow victory. At least that's the way it was in May. He excelled with a 6-0 mark and a 1.09 ERA in 6 starts, tossed 49.1 innings, fanned...

Jiminy *Monkeybone Selected August's Best Batter

Dunharrow's Jiminy *Monkeybone had a productive August and topped it off by winning the Batter of the Month citation from the Mordor Conference. The 23-year-old center fielder stood out at the plate with a .440 batting average, 7 home runs,...

July 10, 2008

Star of the Week Selected in MC

Jiminy *Monkeybone must have thought he was in seventh heaven this week. First he went on a sensational hitting spree, belting the ball at a .519 pace, then the Dunharrow center fielder finds outs he has been selected the top...

July 03, 2008

Devils Trade Orebearer to Merry Fellows for Elrithor

DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow Devils have finalized a deal with the Old Forest Merry Fellows for the services of 34-year old second baseman Eolf Elrithor, 25-year old minor league center fielder Goli Hammerarm, a 1st round draft pick and a...

Dead Marshes and Dunharrow Agree to Deal

DEAD MARSHES - A trade between the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai and the Dunharrow Devils was made official this morning. The Dead Marshes Uruk-hai have sent 34-year old starting pitcher Todo Sandybanks and a 4th round draft pick to the Dunharrow...

June 19, 2008

Dunharrow Shortstop Nets MC Award

His face might be sun-baked after all the years he's invested in this game, but Odovacar Underhill of the Dunharrow Devils is still playing a kid's game -- and getting paid for it. The veteran shortstop had a tremendous last...

May 29, 2008

MC Top Pitcher in May - Brilhirion

Hallalonn Brilhirion of the Dunharrow Devils is the Mordor Conference Pitcher of the Month. In May he sparkled and shined on the mound with 5 wins and 1 loss in 6 starts. Brilhirion checked opposing batters on 30 base hits...

May 04, 2008

Orebearer and Knotwise Swapped

The Erebor Eagles have finalized a deal with the Dunharrow Devils for the services of 22-year old minor league starting pitcher Voili Knotwise. In exchange, the Devils will receive 36-year old starting pitcher Misil Orebearer. In his career Orebearer has...

April 27, 2008

Erebor and Dunharrow Agree to Swap

EREBOR - The Erebor Eagles have parted ways with 37-year old shortstop Odovacar Underhill and a 5th round draft pick, sending him to the Dunharrow Devils for 21-year old minor league starting pitcher Holi Trolldragger and 19-year old minor league...

February 21, 2008

MC Awards Player of the Week Trophy

Bolger swung a blistering bat last week for the Dunharrow Devils, rapping out 11 hits in 23 at-bats against Dunharrow opponents to propel himself to the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award. Whenever the center fielder hit the ball,...

February 11, 2008

Goblinarm Re-Signs with Devils

DUNHARROW - A $51,000,000 package keeping Fufur Goblinarm a member of the Devils has been accepted by the player and his agent. Goblinarm will earn $10,200,000 annually over the next 5 years. Batting .282 to date, Goblinarm has 16 home...

January 28, 2008

Dunharrow Devils Grudgesmelter to Minas Morgul for Eärémbor

A trade between the Dunharrow Devils and the Minas Morgul Slayers was made official this morning. The Dunharrow Devils have sent 28-year old second baseman Milo Grudgesmelter and a 2nd round draft pick to the Minas Morgul Slayers in exchange...

January 27, 2008

Dunharrow-Bywater Trade: the Hated for the Pink

Officials for the Dunharrow Devils confirmed that they have traded 35-year old starting pitcher Bagdreg the Hated, 24-year old right fielder Parin Ogrehammer, a 3rd round draft pick and a 4th round draft pick to the Bywater Bounders. In return,...

December 10, 2007

Dunharrow Loses Jiminy *Monkeybone

DUNHARROW - A blow for Jiminy *Monkeybone on April 4 -- team doctors confirmed he will miss 8 months with a torn rib cage muscle. *Monkeybone suffered the injury making a defensive play. Although officials from the Dunharrow Devils are...

Devils deal with Merry Fellows

OLD FOREST - Word came today from the Old Forest GM of a trade between the Merry Fellows and the Dunharrow Devils. In this multi-player deal, Old Forest will swap Fosco Bramble, Robert Lauzon, Paul Fite and $1 million for...

November 01, 2007

Ban Arwodur Latest SGCBL HOF Inductee

DUNHARROW - During his fantastic pitching career Ban Arwodur was hard-nosed competitor. Prior to an important game, he once told reporters, "If we lose today, it will be over my dead body. They'll have to leave me face down on...

October 22, 2007

Devils Brilhirion Fires No-Hitter

DUNHARROW - Hallalonn Brilhirion of the Dunharrow Devils was certainly the King of the Hill on September 25th in Dunharrow. He really did a number on the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai -- and that number was zero -- the number of...

October 11, 2007

Goblinarm Snares MC Top Batter Award in August

Fufur Goblinarm will never forget August 2015. Opposing pitchers probably won't either as he was voted Mordor Conference Batter of the Month today for slapping them around with a .343 batting average. Most importantly for Dunharrow though, he also posted...

October 08, 2007

Goblinarm Picked MC Player of the Week

The top batter in the Mordor Conference last week was Fufur Goblinarm, who towered above everybody with a 6-game hitting barrage. Here's his line for last week: 27 AB, 7 R, 12 H, 3 2B, 0 3B, 3 HR, 11...

September 23, 2007

Dunharrow-Rivendell Trade: the Insane for Stumpgrinder

DUNHARROW - The rumor has been going on for a while now, but today it was made official. The Dunharrow Devils sent 32-year old reliever Grimag the Insane to the Rivendell Royals for 25-year old minor league catcher Ulysses Stumpgrinder...

September 13, 2007

200 Wins for Dunharrow's Arwodur

DUNHARROW - His goal at twenty was to win twenty games one year, pitch until he was thirty, win the league pennant and to make some money. Well, Ban Arwodur did something even better -- the 38-year-old Dunharrow Devils star...

September 08, 2007

Dunharrow Trades Bell to Minas Morgul for Green

DUNHARROW - A trade between the Dunharrow Devils and the Minas Morgul Slayers was made official this morning. The Dunharrow Devils have sent 31-year old reliever Katie Bell to the Minas Morgul Slayers in exchange for 22-year old third baseman...

August 30, 2007

Devils Trade Tookes to Royals for Draft Pick

DUNHARROW - A trade between the Dunharrow Devils and the Rivendell Royals was made official this morning. The Dunharrow Devils have sent 34-year old reliever Robert Tookes and 32-year old first baseman Lolindir Ciryatan to the Rivendell Royals in exchange...

August 27, 2007

Bagdreg the Hated Winner, Blanks Grey Havens

DUNHARROW - "Sometimes I was smart . . . and sometimes just a little lucky." That's how Bagdreg the Hated of the Dunharrow Devils described his shutout victory over the Grey Havens Stars on June 12. the Hated blanked them...

August 16, 2007

MC Player of the Week Named

This week's top performer in the Mordor Conference was catcher Hewpack *Belliarm of the Dunharrow Devils. He pounded out a .591 average and was voted the Player of the Week. Over the last week *Belliarm connected for 13 hits in...

August 14, 2007

Dunharrow Swaps the Fell to Minas Ithil for Rethiel

DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow Devils have finalized a deal with the Minas Ithil Wyrms for the services of 30-year old right fielder Juan Daum and 31-year old third baseman Maltame Rethiel. In exchange, the Wyrms will receive 30-year old third...

July 16, 2007

Dunharrow Deals Grub to Ravenhill for Arwodur

DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow Devils have parted ways with 32-year old reliever Till Grub, 19-year old minor league second baseman Duane Elylith and a 2nd round draft pick, sending him to the Ravenhill Darkwings for 38-year old starting pitcher Ban...

July 09, 2007

Familiar veterans mixing with youth in Dunharrow camp

DUNHARROW - Fans of Dunharrow might recognize at few familiar faces around Spring Training and, more than likely, scratch their heads at a few names. Coming back for his second tour of duty with Dunharrow is Bofur Stoneteeth, traded at...

July 03, 2007

Thursday, February 26th, 2015: Underhill Signs $1,100,000 Pact with Dunharrow

DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow Devils presented 35-year-old veteran Odovacar Underhill to the media today as they finalized a $1,100,000-per-year deal that brings the second baseman to town for 1 year. Underhill has a reputation as one of the smartest guys...

June 25, 2007

Brilhirion Inks Extension

DUNHARROW - At a midafternoon press conference on December 2, Dunharrow Devils officials flanked Hallalonn Brilhirion and announced they had reached an extension with the 30-year-old starting pitcher. Terms include a $84,000,000 salary distributed over 6 years. In 236 lifetime...

June 22, 2007

Devils and Darkwings in trading frenzy

DUNHARROW - In an afternoon of rapid-fire negotiating, Dunharrow announced a pair of multi-player deals with Ravenhill today. In the first trade, the Devils sent their leading hitter, Pruugor Hearteater, along with pitchers Nark Silverbinder and Rabur Axecutter to the...

June 11, 2007

Dunharrow Devils Win Return of the King Series

DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow faithful were cheering in the streets and the Bywater fans were crying in their beer -- The Devils won the Return of the King Series. They clinched it by knocking off the Bounders 3-0 to take...

June 07, 2007

Devils Win Mordor Conference Crown

MISTY MTN - Ciurk Badgerpoker was a Hops wrecking crew in Game 7 of the Mordor Two Towers Series, going 3-for-4 with 4 RBI including a HR and a triple, as the Devils won their first Mordor Conference title. Foisil...

May 13, 2007

Bagdreg the Hated living up to his contract

via Dunharrow Daily News DUNHARROW - In fact, he's living up to several other contracts as well. Dunharrow turned a few heads in the offseason when they made Badreg the Hated a $100 million man. After eight years of not...

May 04, 2007

Pitcher of the Month Named in MC

July's top-rated pitcher was Bagdreg the Hated of Dunharrow. He crushed Mordor Conference hitters all month long and captured the Pitcher of the Month award. Bagdreg the Hated brought home the trophy with these impressive statistics: 4-1 record, 1.17 ERA,...

May 03, 2007

Dunharrow Devils and Darkwings agree to trade

DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow Devils have parted ways with 31-year old starting pitcher Jerrolde Rector, sending him to the Ravenhill Darkwings for 33-year old starting pitcher Robert Tookes. The Devils general manager confirmed the deal in an announcement on July...

Slayers Star Traded to Devils

MINAS MORGUL - After struggling to negotiate a contract extension with Ciurk Badgerpoker, who becomes a free agent after this season, the Slayers have worked out a trade with the Devils to move him to Dunharrow. Badgerpoker, 32, came to...

April 06, 2007

This Week's Star Player is Hearteater

Pruugor Hearteater of the Dunharrow Devils had an enormous week at the plate and today was voted the Player of the Week by the Mordor Conference. The 33-year-old third baseman put up some very healthy numbers: .550 batting average, 1...

April 02, 2007

MC Player of the Week Named

It's always a thrill for fans of the team and students of the game alike, when a superstar in the making shows what he's got. Fufur Goblinarm, the Dunharrow Devils 25-year-old first baseman, put himself in the spotlight last week...

February 18, 2007

Dunharrow trades Tookes to Bounders

DUNHARROW - Robert Tookes, journeyman pitcher, was sent to Bywater today in exchange for minor league reliever, Virgil Root, and a 3rd round draft pick. Tookes, 31, who was purchased from Moria just this past offseason for $2.5 million, has...

Devils-Darkwings make spring trade

DUNHARROW - Officials from Dunharrow announced an agreement with the Ravenhill Darkwings on a trade that will pare down some of the team's bulging salary. In the deal, the Devils will send recently acquired pitcher, Christof Worm, and infielder, Isengrim...

February 14, 2007

Devils shock (and are shocked by) free agent market

via Dunharrow Free Press DUNHARROW - Coming off back to back last place finishes, Dunharrow GM jmr knew the time had come to act. "I knew the time had come to act," jmr stated during a press conference. "The citizens...

February 13, 2007

Starting Pitcher Bagdreg the Hated to Make $25,000,000 Per Annum in New Dunharrow Pact

DUNHARROW - Feedback was positive in Dunharrow today, as the club announced an agreement with starting pitcher Bagdreg the Hated, one of the league's marquee players. For more on this breaking story catch the Church and Graves afternoon sports talkshow...

Rector Reaches Agreement with Devils

DUNHARROW - 30-year-old starting pitcher Jerrolde Rector has inked a deal with Dunharrow. Some scouts believe Rector comes off as a little arrogant, and questions remain about whether he is really worth $51,000,000 over 6 years. However, the team thinks...

February 11, 2007

SP Worm Commits to 4-Year Devils Offer

DUNHARROW - News is coming out of Dunharrow today that Christof Worm and the Devils have agreed to a 4 years deal. The starting pitcher will earn $8,000,000 a season. Since coming into the league, Worm has thrown 1517.2 innings,...

February 08, 2007

Old Forest trades Merumli

OLD FOREST - Veteran infielder, Perauman Merumli, is being shipped back to the Mordor Conference where he spent the first 7 years of his career with the Isengard Raiders. Merumli, 33, was traded to the Dunharrow Devils in exchange for...

February 01, 2007

Third Baseman Rognash Kidneyslammer Negotiating with Devils

DUNHARROW - Rognash Kidneyslammer told a group of sportswriters today that he would enjoy playing in Dunharrow and that it would be a great city to raise kids, suggesting the 31-year-old is close to a deal with the Devils....

January 31, 2007

Devils deal for Marauders stars

DUNHARROW - Devils officials announced a blockbuster trade with Mirkwood that will bring a shot in the arm to the beleaguered Dunharrow franchise. Coming over from the Marauders will be starter Hallalonn 'Bring It' Brilhirion, reliever Tiran 'Tirade' Beardstroker, infielder...

October 13, 2006

Rivendell GM blasts Elimir

via The Rivendell Gazette RIVENDELL - In reponse to questions about the free-agent signing season, Rivendell GM, Elrohir, today blasted Dunharrow's signing of center fielder, Elramli Elimir, calling him a "money grubbing dwarf who is not fit to wear the...

August 05, 2006

Trade shakes up 3 teams

OLD FOREST - Trades between the Merry Fellows, Devils and Raiders has juggled the lineups and pitching staffs of all three teams. In a series of moves before the July 31 trading deadline, Old Forest has engineered deals with Isengard...

July 20, 2006

Old Forest trades with Devils

OLD FOREST - The Merry Fellows continued their mid-season dealings with a trade that would send Gandilgol Eowül, Thoma Thugast, Mororon Meriawyn and Nark Silverbinder to Dunharrow in exchange for Fosco Bramble, Kegan Ogrehammer and $5 million. Eowül, known as...

April 05, 2006

Lumberjacks trade starter

LOTHLORIEN - Despite the fact that he leads the Lumberjacks' pitching staff with 10 wins, Isaiwyn "Eyes" Imrialob was sent to Dunharrow in a trade for an 18-year-old minor leaguer. Analysts were puzzled by the move, as Imrialob, 33, was...

November 24, 2005

Chubb and Elfdrinker win Player of the Week award

Old Forest's pitcher Frodo Chubb had some reason to celebrate, as the league named him the Shire Conference Player of the Week. Frodo went 2-0 with an ERA of 0.00, while fanning 11 in 16.1 innings of work. He hurled...

November 21, 2005

Devils strike late for amazing comeback

DUNHARROW - Though they are having their best season in a long time, the Dunharrow Devils are still struggling. Low fan interest and poor attendance has resulted in a team that is on the rocks financially. But on June 15,...

October 27, 2005

*Debuugger (LT) and Solomon (DUN) win monthly award

The Shire Conference's best player of the month was Lake Town's Silas *Debuugger, who wins the award for the 3rd time in his career. He had an on base percentage of .457 and hit .386, while driving in 25 runs....

October 17, 2005

Gàril and Solomon win Player of the Week award

Savia Gàril wins his 1st Player of the Week award. Shire Conference pitchers couldn't figure out how to retire this guy all week long. In 29 at bats he hit .483 with 1 HR and 5 RBI. It's the 1st...

August 14, 2005

Beardcutter traded to Slayers

DUNHARROW - For the second time in less than a month, Fabur Beardcutter has been traded. This time, the Devils are sending the All-Star pitcher to Minas Morgul in exchange for 3 minor leaguers and a journeyman relief pitcher. On...

July 31, 2005

Ghoulslobberer returns to Devils

DUNHARROW - All-star shortstop Mugor Ghoulslobberer is headed back to Dunharrow after a trade with Minas Morgul. Ghoulslobberer, 32, was the Devils' 3rd pick in 2003 and spent 5 seasons there before being signed as a free agent by the...

July 25, 2005

Rockmaster traded to Old Forest

DUNHARROW - Second baseman, Relin Rockmaster, was sent to the Old Forest Merry Fellows for veteran outfielder, Higor Elfdrinker, and a pair of minor leaguers after contract talks with the young infielder came to a halt. Rockmaster, 25, whose contract...

June 11, 2005

Devils sign Gollialf

DUNHARROW - The Devils signed another free agent, this time picking up catcher Gorolbo Gollialf for $1 million for 1 year. Gollialf, 36, was Bywater's 1st pick in 2003 and led the league in doubles that year. He missed most...

June 09, 2005

Devils sign Bugbearripper

DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow Devils snagged one of the top pitchers in this year's free agent pool, getting Eralak "Snortin'" Bugbearripper to sign a $15 million contract for the next 3 years. Bugbearripper, 34, was Misty Mountain's 22nd pick in...

June 08, 2005

Devils sign pitchers

DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow Devils picked up a couple of pitchers in the off-season. Starter Celomer Eäril-Gamir and reliever Holir Goldrender each signed a contract of $5 million per year for 3 years. Eäril-Gamir, 29, spent most of last season...

June 03, 2005

Dunharrow making early deals

DUNHARROW - The Devils are wasting no time launching into 2009. Before the playoffs were even finished, the team had agreed to two trades, including a deal that gave up their first 5 draft picks to Mirkwood....

The first trade of 2009 involved a swap with Rohan that sent 3B Bulbo Sandybanks to the RoughRiders in exchange for Fosco Bramble and $20 million. Sandybanks, 23, was the Devils 2nd pick in 2004. The young hobbit has shown great potential, but a string of injuries has kept him from breaking out. Bramble, 24, was Isengard's 1st pick in the 2004 draft. Traded from the Raiders to Rohan last season, Bramble has yet to show what he can do at the plate, but he is a pretty good infielder with a strong arm.

In the Mirkwood deal, Dunharrow decided to give up on this season's draft and try to obtain some young talent that could be used more immediately. For their first 5 picks, the Devils recieved $21 million and pitchers Fosco Sandybanks and Friagorn Eluldur, infielders Lolindir Ciryatan and Drogo Knotwise, and outfielders Dain Stoneteeth and Gunus Goblinbinder.

Sandybanks, 23, was Mirkwood's 3rd pick in 2004 and has bounced around the Marauder minors ever since. He has yet to blossom into a star reliever, but he has incredible stuff. Eluldur, 28, was signed by Mirkwood in 2003. He has made a couple of September trips to the big leagues, but has yet to find his niche.

Ciryatan, 25, is a hard-hitting corner man, who's played at first and third for Isengard and Mirkwood in the minors. Knotwise, 27, has a gun for an arm and can play 2B, 3B and SS. He can hit a little, too.

Stoneteeth, 22, was Moria's 2nd pick in 2006 and was traded to Mirkwood in 2007. He has great range in all outfield positions and has worked hard at getting his strikeout totals lowered. Goblinbinder, 27, is also a multi-faceted outfielder with a good bat and strong arm.

May 01, 2005

Nazgul calls it quits

DUNHARROW - The Devils will be without the services of their superstar center fielder, Teddy Nazgul, as the injured player has decided to retire. Nazgul, 24, suffered a broken hand on June 12 and has had a hard time with...

April 21, 2005

Lifur Ironworker out for 6-7 weeks

DUNHARROW - When it rains, it pours. Dunharrow's right-hander Lifur Ironworker will not pitch for at least 6-7 weeks, handing the team a huge setback. He suffered a serious injury in a game against Dagorlad where he left the field...

April 18, 2005

Razrhot the Smasher knocks lights out with three homeruns

WEATHERTOP - Razrhot the Smasher beat Weathertop, but he did it without mercy, playing like a one man wrecking crew. Dunharrow's first baseman slugged three homeruns, once again proving that he is among the elite sluggers. A 408 foot drive...

March 24, 2005

Dunharrow's Nazgul out for 7-8 weeks

DUNHARROW - Dunharrow's centerfielder Theodore "Teddy" Nazgul hurt himself in the 1st inning on June 12 while diving for a batted ball. He got up slowly and had to leave the game. Theodore Nazgul will miss at least 7-8 weeks....

March 07, 2005

Bofur Stoneteeth on fire, laces five hits

WEATHERTOP - 'You know, in batting practice I didn't really feel that comfortable about my stroke today, but baseball is more than hitting. Then, when you're not trying to force a hit, you slug them in droves,' says Bofur Stoneteeth...

October 05, 2004

Legindil Retires

DUNHARROW - After 17 years of playing professional baseball (the last 4 in the SGCBL), Tavoja Legindil has retired. Legindil was the 2003 Sam Gamgee Batter and made the first two Mordor All-Star Teams. He was the 2nd pick...

June 21, 2004

Devils sign contract extensions

DUNHARROW - The Devils reached agreements with several players on new contracts, including bullpen ace Lifur Ironworker. New deals were struck with Ironworker for $5 million per year for 4 years, pitcher Vrsuurbag Swordtorturer for $1 million for 1...

May 31, 2004

Legindil Announces Retirement

DUNHARROW - After a short, but brilliant, career in the SGCBL, Tavoja Legindil is calling it quits. The elf known as "Legend" around the league delivered the news to his new boss at Dunharrow shortly after being traded there...