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Dunharrow Devils
September 29, 2008
Devils Lose Imcirion for Season
The season is ending on a bad note for Imcir Imcirion, catcher for the Dunharrow Devils. It was announced today that he will miss the rest of the season because of injury. Imcirion was hurt against the Minas Morgul Slayers...September 15, 2008
$9,000,000 Lands SP Bugbearshaker for Devils
DUNHARROW - Eranak Bugbearshaker took the Devils up on their lucrative $9,000,000 deal today, ending speculation on which baseball metropolis he would call home next year. But the signing came at too high a price, say longtime fans who think...September 11, 2008
Dunharrow Loses Willow for Year
Dunharrow has lost reliever Kobur Willow for at least 13 months. He was hurt in a game against the Stars while throwing a pitch and sustained a torn back muscle. His doctors said Willow will probably be out the rest...September 05, 2008
Done Deal! Andrew Fiol Will Play in Dunharrow
DUNHARROW - Sportswriters questioned the wisdom of the freshly signed pact between Andrew Fiol and Dunharrow today. The deal, set at a $5,500,000 price tag, will run for 2 years. On the face of it, all is well, though insiders...$5,000,000 Lands CF Tinond for Devils
DUNHARROW - Sportswriters, fans and team officials watched today as 36-year-old center fielder Vorzava Tinond committed to a $5,000,000, 2-year deal with the Dunharrow organization. Some openly worry that despite his talent, Tinond is too old to get it done...August 18, 2008
Eagles, Devils Confirm Deal
Several Eagles and Devils players soon will have to start shopping for a new home. It was announced today that the two teams came to agreement on a trade. Erebor will get 20-year old minor league third baseman Kendur the...August 14, 2008
Brilhirion Wins 2nd MVP
Hallalonn 'Bring It' Brilhirion of the Dunharrow Devils has won the 2017 Mordor Conference Aragorn MVP Award, and in the process he becomes the first pitcher to win it in both conferences. In 2012, Brilhirion was the first pitcher to...Top Rookie Crowned by Mordor Conference
The Mordor Conference Frodo Rookie Award honoree has been picked for 2017 and the winner is Dunharrow center fielder Jiminy *Monkeybone. The talented Devils center fielder took the trophy by hitting .330 in 144 games this season and finishing with...Best MC Hurler Chosen for 2017
This past season was very special for Hallalonn Brilhirion of the Dunharrow Devils. He picked up 23 wins against only 6 losses and was chosen the winner of the 2017 Mordor Conference Gandalf Pitcher Award. The 33-year-old Devils ace fashioned...Dunharrow's *Monkeybone Wins MC Sam Gamgee Batter
2017 was a special season for Dunharrow center fielder Jiminy *Monkeybone and it was capped off today with the announcement that he was named the winner of the Mordor Conference Sam Gamgee Batter. *Monkeybone compiled a .330 batting average and...Dead Marshes, Dunharrow Agree to Trade
The Dead Marshes Uruk-hai swapped 30-year old catcher Imcir Imcirion for 34-year old starting pitcher Eucalypta the Pink, 20-year old minor league left fielder Bogey Morena and a 3rd round draft pick in 2018 and 2019 of the Devils after...August 13, 2008
2017 Elrond Managers of the Year
MIDDLE EARTH - Today the league announced its selections for the 2017 Elrond Manager of the Year trophy in both the Shire and Mordor Conferences. In the Shire, Bywater's GM, Sir Kenneth Iggette, took home the award after having improved...July 31, 2008
Devils Announce Underhill Will Retire
It's a somber day for Devils fans as Odovacar Underhill announced that he will retire at the end of the 2017 season. The Dunharrow shortstop attributed his retirement to his age and loss of skills. "I'm not the type of...July 17, 2008
Devils Starter Named August's Premier Pitcher
When Hallalonn Brilhirion takes the hill, there's a good chance for a Dunharrow victory. At least that's the way it was in May. He excelled with a 6-0 mark and a 1.09 ERA in 6 starts, tossed 49.1 innings, fanned...Jiminy *Monkeybone Selected August's Best Batter
Dunharrow's Jiminy *Monkeybone had a productive August and topped it off by winning the Batter of the Month citation from the Mordor Conference. The 23-year-old center fielder stood out at the plate with a .440 batting average, 7 home runs,...July 10, 2008
Star of the Week Selected in MC
Jiminy *Monkeybone must have thought he was in seventh heaven this week. First he went on a sensational hitting spree, belting the ball at a .519 pace, then the Dunharrow center fielder finds outs he has been selected the top...July 03, 2008
Devils Trade Orebearer to Merry Fellows for Elrithor
DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow Devils have finalized a deal with the Old Forest Merry Fellows for the services of 34-year old second baseman Eolf Elrithor, 25-year old minor league center fielder Goli Hammerarm, a 1st round draft pick and a...Dead Marshes and Dunharrow Agree to Deal
DEAD MARSHES - A trade between the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai and the Dunharrow Devils was made official this morning. The Dead Marshes Uruk-hai have sent 34-year old starting pitcher Todo Sandybanks and a 4th round draft pick to the Dunharrow...June 19, 2008
Dunharrow Shortstop Nets MC Award
His face might be sun-baked after all the years he's invested in this game, but Odovacar Underhill of the Dunharrow Devils is still playing a kid's game -- and getting paid for it. The veteran shortstop had a tremendous last...May 29, 2008
MC Top Pitcher in May - Brilhirion
Hallalonn Brilhirion of the Dunharrow Devils is the Mordor Conference Pitcher of the Month. In May he sparkled and shined on the mound with 5 wins and 1 loss in 6 starts. Brilhirion checked opposing batters on 30 base hits...May 04, 2008
Orebearer and Knotwise Swapped
The Erebor Eagles have finalized a deal with the Dunharrow Devils for the services of 22-year old minor league starting pitcher Voili Knotwise. In exchange, the Devils will receive 36-year old starting pitcher Misil Orebearer. In his career Orebearer has...April 27, 2008
Erebor and Dunharrow Agree to Swap
EREBOR - The Erebor Eagles have parted ways with 37-year old shortstop Odovacar Underhill and a 5th round draft pick, sending him to the Dunharrow Devils for 21-year old minor league starting pitcher Holi Trolldragger and 19-year old minor league...February 21, 2008
MC Awards Player of the Week Trophy
Bolger swung a blistering bat last week for the Dunharrow Devils, rapping out 11 hits in 23 at-bats against Dunharrow opponents to propel himself to the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award. Whenever the center fielder hit the ball,...February 11, 2008
Goblinarm Re-Signs with Devils
DUNHARROW - A $51,000,000 package keeping Fufur Goblinarm a member of the Devils has been accepted by the player and his agent. Goblinarm will earn $10,200,000 annually over the next 5 years. Batting .282 to date, Goblinarm has 16 home...January 28, 2008
Dunharrow Devils Grudgesmelter to Minas Morgul for Eärémbor
A trade between the Dunharrow Devils and the Minas Morgul Slayers was made official this morning. The Dunharrow Devils have sent 28-year old second baseman Milo Grudgesmelter and a 2nd round draft pick to the Minas Morgul Slayers in exchange...January 27, 2008
Dunharrow-Bywater Trade: the Hated for the Pink
Officials for the Dunharrow Devils confirmed that they have traded 35-year old starting pitcher Bagdreg the Hated, 24-year old right fielder Parin Ogrehammer, a 3rd round draft pick and a 4th round draft pick to the Bywater Bounders. In return,...December 10, 2007
Dunharrow Loses Jiminy *Monkeybone
DUNHARROW - A blow for Jiminy *Monkeybone on April 4 -- team doctors confirmed he will miss 8 months with a torn rib cage muscle. *Monkeybone suffered the injury making a defensive play. Although officials from the Dunharrow Devils are...Devils deal with Merry Fellows
OLD FOREST - Word came today from the Old Forest GM of a trade between the Merry Fellows and the Dunharrow Devils. In this multi-player deal, Old Forest will swap Fosco Bramble, Robert Lauzon, Paul Fite and $1 million for...November 01, 2007
Ban Arwodur Latest SGCBL HOF Inductee
DUNHARROW - During his fantastic pitching career Ban Arwodur was hard-nosed competitor. Prior to an important game, he once told reporters, "If we lose today, it will be over my dead body. They'll have to leave me face down on...October 22, 2007
Devils Brilhirion Fires No-Hitter
DUNHARROW - Hallalonn Brilhirion of the Dunharrow Devils was certainly the King of the Hill on September 25th in Dunharrow. He really did a number on the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai -- and that number was zero -- the number of...October 08, 2007
Goblinarm Picked MC Player of the Week
The top batter in the Mordor Conference last week was Fufur Goblinarm, who towered above everybody with a 6-game hitting barrage. Here's his line for last week: 27 AB, 7 R, 12 H, 3 2B, 0 3B, 3 HR, 11...September 13, 2007
200 Wins for Dunharrow's Arwodur
DUNHARROW - His goal at twenty was to win twenty games one year, pitch until he was thirty, win the league pennant and to make some money. Well, Ban Arwodur did something even better -- the 38-year-old Dunharrow Devils star...September 08, 2007
Dunharrow Trades Bell to Minas Morgul for Green
DUNHARROW - A trade between the Dunharrow Devils and the Minas Morgul Slayers was made official this morning. The Dunharrow Devils have sent 31-year old reliever Katie Bell to the Minas Morgul Slayers in exchange for 22-year old third baseman...August 30, 2007
Devils Trade Tookes to Royals for Draft Pick
DUNHARROW - A trade between the Dunharrow Devils and the Rivendell Royals was made official this morning. The Dunharrow Devils have sent 34-year old reliever Robert Tookes and 32-year old first baseman Lolindir Ciryatan to the Rivendell Royals in exchange...August 27, 2007
Bagdreg the Hated Winner, Blanks Grey Havens
DUNHARROW - "Sometimes I was smart . . . and sometimes just a little lucky." That's how Bagdreg the Hated of the Dunharrow Devils described his shutout victory over the Grey Havens Stars on June 12. the Hated blanked them...August 16, 2007
MC Player of the Week Named
This week's top performer in the Mordor Conference was catcher Hewpack *Belliarm of the Dunharrow Devils. He pounded out a .591 average and was voted the Player of the Week. Over the last week *Belliarm connected for 13 hits in...August 14, 2007
Dunharrow Swaps the Fell to Minas Ithil for Rethiel
DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow Devils have finalized a deal with the Minas Ithil Wyrms for the services of 30-year old right fielder Juan Daum and 31-year old third baseman Maltame Rethiel. In exchange, the Wyrms will receive 30-year old third...July 16, 2007
Dunharrow Deals Grub to Ravenhill for Arwodur
DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow Devils have parted ways with 32-year old reliever Till Grub, 19-year old minor league second baseman Duane Elylith and a 2nd round draft pick, sending him to the Ravenhill Darkwings for 38-year old starting pitcher Ban...July 09, 2007
Familiar veterans mixing with youth in Dunharrow camp
DUNHARROW - Fans of Dunharrow might recognize at few familiar faces around Spring Training and, more than likely, scratch their heads at a few names. Coming back for his second tour of duty with Dunharrow is Bofur Stoneteeth, traded at...July 03, 2007
Thursday, February 26th, 2015: Underhill Signs $1,100,000 Pact with Dunharrow
DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow Devils presented 35-year-old veteran Odovacar Underhill to the media today as they finalized a $1,100,000-per-year deal that brings the second baseman to town for 1 year. Underhill has a reputation as one of the smartest guys...June 25, 2007
Brilhirion Inks Extension
DUNHARROW - At a midafternoon press conference on December 2, Dunharrow Devils officials flanked Hallalonn Brilhirion and announced they had reached an extension with the 30-year-old starting pitcher. Terms include a $84,000,000 salary distributed over 6 years. In 236 lifetime...June 22, 2007
Devils and Darkwings in trading frenzy
DUNHARROW - In an afternoon of rapid-fire negotiating, Dunharrow announced a pair of multi-player deals with Ravenhill today. In the first trade, the Devils sent their leading hitter, Pruugor Hearteater, along with pitchers Nark Silverbinder and Rabur Axecutter to the...June 11, 2007
Dunharrow Devils Win Return of the King Series
DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow faithful were cheering in the streets and the Bywater fans were crying in their beer -- The Devils won the Return of the King Series. They clinched it by knocking off the Bounders 3-0 to take...June 07, 2007
Devils Win Mordor Conference Crown
MISTY MTN - Ciurk Badgerpoker was a Hops wrecking crew in Game 7 of the Mordor Two Towers Series, going 3-for-4 with 4 RBI including a HR and a triple, as the Devils won their first Mordor Conference title. Foisil...May 13, 2007
Bagdreg the Hated living up to his contract
via Dunharrow Daily News DUNHARROW - In fact, he's living up to several other contracts as well. Dunharrow turned a few heads in the offseason when they made Badreg the Hated a $100 million man. After eight years of not...May 04, 2007
Pitcher of the Month Named in MC
July's top-rated pitcher was Bagdreg the Hated of Dunharrow. He crushed Mordor Conference hitters all month long and captured the Pitcher of the Month award. Bagdreg the Hated brought home the trophy with these impressive statistics: 4-1 record, 1.17 ERA,...May 03, 2007
Dunharrow Devils and Darkwings agree to trade
DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow Devils have parted ways with 31-year old starting pitcher Jerrolde Rector, sending him to the Ravenhill Darkwings for 33-year old starting pitcher Robert Tookes. The Devils general manager confirmed the deal in an announcement on July...Slayers Star Traded to Devils
MINAS MORGUL - After struggling to negotiate a contract extension with Ciurk Badgerpoker, who becomes a free agent after this season, the Slayers have worked out a trade with the Devils to move him to Dunharrow. Badgerpoker, 32, came to...April 06, 2007
This Week's Star Player is Hearteater
Pruugor Hearteater of the Dunharrow Devils had an enormous week at the plate and today was voted the Player of the Week by the Mordor Conference. The 33-year-old third baseman put up some very healthy numbers: .550 batting average, 1...April 02, 2007
MC Player of the Week Named
It's always a thrill for fans of the team and students of the game alike, when a superstar in the making shows what he's got. Fufur Goblinarm, the Dunharrow Devils 25-year-old first baseman, put himself in the spotlight last week...February 18, 2007
Dunharrow trades Tookes to Bounders
DUNHARROW - Robert Tookes, journeyman pitcher, was sent to Bywater today in exchange for minor league reliever, Virgil Root, and a 3rd round draft pick. Tookes, 31, who was purchased from Moria just this past offseason for $2.5 million, has...Devils-Darkwings make spring trade
DUNHARROW - Officials from Dunharrow announced an agreement with the Ravenhill Darkwings on a trade that will pare down some of the team's bulging salary. In the deal, the Devils will send recently acquired pitcher, Christof Worm, and infielder, Isengrim...February 14, 2007
Devils shock (and are shocked by) free agent market
via Dunharrow Free Press DUNHARROW - Coming off back to back last place finishes, Dunharrow GM jmr knew the time had come to act. "I knew the time had come to act," jmr stated during a press conference. "The citizens...February 13, 2007
Starting Pitcher Bagdreg the Hated to Make $25,000,000 Per Annum in New Dunharrow Pact
DUNHARROW - Feedback was positive in Dunharrow today, as the club announced an agreement with starting pitcher Bagdreg the Hated, one of the league's marquee players. For more on this breaking story catch the Church and Graves afternoon sports talkshow...Rector Reaches Agreement with Devils
DUNHARROW - 30-year-old starting pitcher Jerrolde Rector has inked a deal with Dunharrow. Some scouts believe Rector comes off as a little arrogant, and questions remain about whether he is really worth $51,000,000 over 6 years. However, the team thinks...February 11, 2007
SP Worm Commits to 4-Year Devils Offer
DUNHARROW - News is coming out of Dunharrow today that Christof Worm and the Devils have agreed to a 4 years deal. The starting pitcher will earn $8,000,000 a season. Since coming into the league, Worm has thrown 1517.2 innings,...February 08, 2007
Old Forest trades Merumli
OLD FOREST - Veteran infielder, Perauman Merumli, is being shipped back to the Mordor Conference where he spent the first 7 years of his career with the Isengard Raiders. Merumli, 33, was traded to the Dunharrow Devils in exchange for...February 01, 2007
Third Baseman Rognash Kidneyslammer Negotiating with Devils
DUNHARROW - Rognash Kidneyslammer told a group of sportswriters today that he would enjoy playing in Dunharrow and that it would be a great city to raise kids, suggesting the 31-year-old is close to a deal with the Devils....January 31, 2007
Devils deal for Marauders stars
DUNHARROW - Devils officials announced a blockbuster trade with Mirkwood that will bring a shot in the arm to the beleaguered Dunharrow franchise. Coming over from the Marauders will be starter Hallalonn 'Bring It' Brilhirion, reliever Tiran 'Tirade' Beardstroker, infielder...October 13, 2006
Rivendell GM blasts Elimir
via The Rivendell Gazette RIVENDELL - In reponse to questions about the free-agent signing season, Rivendell GM, Elrohir, today blasted Dunharrow's signing of center fielder, Elramli Elimir, calling him a "money grubbing dwarf who is not fit to wear the...August 05, 2006
Trade shakes up 3 teams
OLD FOREST - Trades between the Merry Fellows, Devils and Raiders has juggled the lineups and pitching staffs of all three teams. In a series of moves before the July 31 trading deadline, Old Forest has engineered deals with Isengard...July 20, 2006
Old Forest trades with Devils
OLD FOREST - The Merry Fellows continued their mid-season dealings with a trade that would send Gandilgol Eowül, Thoma Thugast, Mororon Meriawyn and Nark Silverbinder to Dunharrow in exchange for Fosco Bramble, Kegan Ogrehammer and $5 million. Eowül, known as...April 05, 2006
Lumberjacks trade starter
LOTHLORIEN - Despite the fact that he leads the Lumberjacks' pitching staff with 10 wins, Isaiwyn "Eyes" Imrialob was sent to Dunharrow in a trade for an 18-year-old minor leaguer. Analysts were puzzled by the move, as Imrialob, 33, was...November 24, 2005
Chubb and Elfdrinker win Player of the Week award
Old Forest's pitcher Frodo Chubb had some reason to celebrate, as the league named him the Shire Conference Player of the Week. Frodo went 2-0 with an ERA of 0.00, while fanning 11 in 16.1 innings of work. He hurled...November 21, 2005
Devils strike late for amazing comeback
DUNHARROW - Though they are having their best season in a long time, the Dunharrow Devils are still struggling. Low fan interest and poor attendance has resulted in a team that is on the rocks financially. But on June 15,...October 27, 2005
*Debuugger (LT) and Solomon (DUN) win monthly award
The Shire Conference's best player of the month was Lake Town's Silas *Debuugger, who wins the award for the 3rd time in his career. He had an on base percentage of .457 and hit .386, while driving in 25 runs....October 17, 2005
Gàril and Solomon win Player of the Week award
Savia Gàril wins his 1st Player of the Week award. Shire Conference pitchers couldn't figure out how to retire this guy all week long. In 29 at bats he hit .483 with 1 HR and 5 RBI. It's the 1st...August 14, 2005
Beardcutter traded to Slayers
DUNHARROW - For the second time in less than a month, Fabur Beardcutter has been traded. This time, the Devils are sending the All-Star pitcher to Minas Morgul in exchange for 3 minor leaguers and a journeyman relief pitcher. On...July 31, 2005
Ghoulslobberer returns to Devils
DUNHARROW - All-star shortstop Mugor Ghoulslobberer is headed back to Dunharrow after a trade with Minas Morgul. Ghoulslobberer, 32, was the Devils' 3rd pick in 2003 and spent 5 seasons there before being signed as a free agent by the...July 25, 2005
Rockmaster traded to Old Forest
DUNHARROW - Second baseman, Relin Rockmaster, was sent to the Old Forest Merry Fellows for veteran outfielder, Higor Elfdrinker, and a pair of minor leaguers after contract talks with the young infielder came to a halt. Rockmaster, 25, whose contract...June 11, 2005
Devils sign Gollialf
DUNHARROW - The Devils signed another free agent, this time picking up catcher Gorolbo Gollialf for $1 million for 1 year. Gollialf, 36, was Bywater's 1st pick in 2003 and led the league in doubles that year. He missed most...June 09, 2005
Devils sign Bugbearripper
DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow Devils snagged one of the top pitchers in this year's free agent pool, getting Eralak "Snortin'" Bugbearripper to sign a $15 million contract for the next 3 years. Bugbearripper, 34, was Misty Mountain's 22nd pick in...June 08, 2005
Devils sign pitchers
DUNHARROW - The Dunharrow Devils picked up a couple of pitchers in the off-season. Starter Celomer Eäril-Gamir and reliever Holir Goldrender each signed a contract of $5 million per year for 3 years. Eäril-Gamir, 29, spent most of last season...June 03, 2005
Dunharrow making early deals
DUNHARROW - The Devils are wasting no time launching into 2009. Before the playoffs were even finished, the team had agreed to two trades, including a deal that gave up their first 5 draft picks to Mirkwood....The first trade of 2009 involved a swap with Rohan that sent 3B Bulbo Sandybanks to the RoughRiders in exchange for Fosco Bramble and $20 million. Sandybanks, 23, was the Devils 2nd pick in 2004. The young hobbit has shown great potential, but a string of injuries has kept him from breaking out. Bramble, 24, was Isengard's 1st pick in the 2004 draft. Traded from the Raiders to Rohan last season, Bramble has yet to show what he can do at the plate, but he is a pretty good infielder with a strong arm.
In the Mirkwood deal, Dunharrow decided to give up on this season's draft and try to obtain some young talent that could be used more immediately. For their first 5 picks, the Devils recieved $21 million and pitchers Fosco Sandybanks and Friagorn Eluldur, infielders Lolindir Ciryatan and Drogo Knotwise, and outfielders Dain Stoneteeth and Gunus Goblinbinder.
Sandybanks, 23, was Mirkwood's 3rd pick in 2004 and has bounced around the Marauder minors ever since. He has yet to blossom into a star reliever, but he has incredible stuff. Eluldur, 28, was signed by Mirkwood in 2003. He has made a couple of September trips to the big leagues, but has yet to find his niche.
Ciryatan, 25, is a hard-hitting corner man, who's played at first and third for Isengard and Mirkwood in the minors. Knotwise, 27, has a gun for an arm and can play 2B, 3B and SS. He can hit a little, too.
Stoneteeth, 22, was Moria's 2nd pick in 2006 and was traded to Mirkwood in 2007. He has great range in all outfield positions and has worked hard at getting his strikeout totals lowered. Goblinbinder, 27, is also a multi-faceted outfielder with a good bat and strong arm.