Grey Havens

Grey Havens Stars


July 14, 2014

Star MR Signs Extension with Grey Havens

Thursday, November 8th, 2029 Grey Havens fans celebrated as word of a signing became reality. Gunar Humanslurper won't be pulling up stakes anytime soon, as he has signed a 3-year extension at a pay rate of $5,500,000 per annum. Since...

May 23, 2014

Grey Havens Loses Goodwyn, Out 6 Months

Monday, August 20th, 2029 Team officials for the Grey Havens Stars have revealed that the recent injury to Zuria Goodwyn will keep him out for 6 months. The 33-year-old closer suffered a torn flexor tendon in his elbow on 08/17/2029....

March 21, 2014

Roper Chosen #1 Player

Monday, May 7th, 2029 The baseball must have looked as big as a balloon to Flambard Roper of Grey Havens last week. The first baseman had quite a 7-game stretch and today he was named the Mordor Conference Player of...

December 09, 2013

Bad Boy Brawlers Suspended 13 Games

Friday, September 22nd, 2028 Sometimes on the baseball diamond disparaging words are uttered in anger and lead to more than what the players bargained for. That's what happened at yesterday's Dead Marshes Uruk-hai-Grey Havens Stars game at Uruk-hai Field. What...

December 05, 2013

Week's Premier Performer Honored by MC

Monday, September 18th, 2028 There's nothing like being in the prime of your baseball career -- and playing like it. Just ask Issra Earadriethien, the Grey Havens left fielder, who swung a sweet bat all week to not only aid...

November 26, 2013

Grey Havens's Earadriethien Gets MC Player of the Week

Monday, September 4th, 2028 At the age of 28, Issra Earadriethien might have some potential he hasn't realized yet -- if his success at the plate last week is any indication. The Grey Havens left fielder put up some exceptional...

October 07, 2013

Earadriethien Crowned Batter of the Month in May

Thursday, June 1st, 2028 Seasoned by several years of professional experience, 28-year-old Issra Earadriethien put together a solid offensive month for Grey Havens and was crowned May's top batter in the Mordor Conference. He batted .336 with 11 home runs,...

September 26, 2013

Earadriethien Nabs MC Weekly Award

Monday, May 22nd, 2028 He was a hard-hitting machine all week long. That's why Issra Earadriethien of the Grey Havens Stars was named the Mordor Conference Player of the Week. For the week the 28-year-old left fielder batted .344 (11-32)...

April 29, 2013

MC Names Stars Dogsbreath Winner

Monday, July 19th, 2027 A hot-hitting week got Glen Dogsbreath the Mordor Conference Player of the Week trophy. He really wore out his welcome with league pitchers. The Grey Havens third baseman slammed them for a .455 average, 10 hits...

October 01, 2012

Hill Out of Commission 4-5 Months

Saturday, May 30th, 2026 The medical report is in: the injury that has kept Grey Havens right fielder Elanor Hill out of action since 05/28/2026 will sideline her for another 4-5 months. The 27-year-old Hill, who has a torn back...

April 30, 2012

$2,200,000 Lands 3B Dogsbreath for Stars

Tuesday, August 19th, 2025: Though he's only a boy in the minds of fans, Glen Dogsbreath caused a flurry of activity by hooking up with the Stars earlier today. The press could barely contain itself as team officials paraded the...

March 22, 2012

Fields Pounds MC Pitchers This Week

Monday, June 23rd, 2025: Her hard work and hustle paid off this week. The hard-working and hard-playing Polly Fields was rewarded with the Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors. The scrappy Grey Havens Stars left fielder hit .423 while...

February 09, 2012

2000 Hits for Brickfist

Wednesday, April 16th, 2025: With one swing of the bat, Bror Brickfist put his name in the league record books yesterday at Celebrant Field. It was his 2000th career hit, putting him in a select group of players. In spite...

January 12, 2012

Stars Send Sandburg to Misty Mountain

Monday, February 17th, 2025: Everybody is overjoyed with a trade consummated today by the Grey Havens Stars and the Misty Mountain Hops. In the deal Grey Havens got 21-year-old minor league starting pitcher Elreamer Isadriel from Misty Mountain and dealt...

December 22, 2011

SS Sandburg and Grey Havens: Both Sides Pleased in Deal

Friday, December 20th, 2024: Grey Havens fans could barely contain their jubilation as Carl Sandburg, considered one of the best at his position, opted to sign with the club. The deal, estimated at $142,500,000 over 5 years, is seen as...

It's Official: MR Miller Signs with Stars

Friday, December 13th, 2024: Fans in Grey Havens ushered in Bertev Miller today as their new reliever. The 28-year-old came to terms with the Stars and will be hauling in $11,270,000 a year over 3 years....

Star 2B Bunce Signs for 3 years

Friday, December 6th, 2024: Mosin Bunce probably doesn't have his best years ahead of him, but he will surely contribute a lot to the Stars effort. Grey Havens locked him up for an additional 3 years at a rate of...

November 16, 2011

Third time's a charm! Lumberjacks defeat Stars in playoffs

GREY HAVENS - The Lothlorien Lumberjacks defeated the Grey Havens Stars in 5 games in this year's Fellowship Series to advance to the Mordor Conference Championships for the first time since 2019. Lothlorien continued their dominance of the Goblin Division,...

November 03, 2011

Grey Havens's Roper Snaps Up Player of the Week

Monday, September 16th, 2024: At the age of 26, Flambard Roper might have some potential he hasn't realized yet -- if his success at the plate last week is any indication. The Grey Havens first baseman put up some exceptional...

October 24, 2011

Stars Lose Saravin Boreahil

Thursday, August 22nd, 2024: Saravin Boreahil expressed his disappointment when he learned that a sore knee would sideline him for 8 months. "I'll just spend a lot of time in the training room and hopefully speed up the healing process....

October 20, 2011

MC Premier Player Picked

Monday, August 19th, 2024: At the age of 26, Flambard Roper might have some potential he hasn't realized yet -- if his success at the plate last week is any indication. The Grey Havens first baseman put up some exceptional...

September 26, 2011

the Devastator Garners MC #1 Pitcher Award

Monday, July 1st, 2024: The Mordor Conference announced today that Vruudish the Devastator has been chosen the league's Pitcher of the Month. The Grey Havens starter had everything working for him last month as he glided to a 5-1 record....

September 01, 2011

MC's #1 Player, Roper of Grey Havens

Monday, May 20th, 2024: No single hit brought Flambard Roper Player of the Week honors -- the Grey Havens Stars first baseman corralled the award with a consistent approach in every at-bat. "Hitting is all about discipline," said Roper. "When...

August 11, 2011

Minas Ithil, Grey Havens Make Trade

Monday, April 1st, 2024: The Wyrms and Stars pulled the trigger on a deal that will see 26-year-old third baseman Erurbag the Smasher, 33-year-old reliever Migan Toothbelly and 36-year-old closer Tagnash Lomadriendir head to Grey Havens in exchange for 23-year-old...

August 01, 2011

Linus Earthsmasher out of Lineup 4 Months

Wednesday, March 6th, 2024: It was announced today in Grey Havens that Stars center fielder Linus Earthsmasher will be out 4 months. Earthsmasher suffered a fractured ankle that occurred during a game against the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai....

June 27, 2011

MC Announces Gandalf Pitcher Award

Friday, November 3rd, 2023: The Gandalf Pitcher Award for 2023 has been presented and the Mordor Conference winner is Fareand Elraralindė of Grey Havens. "It's always nice to receive an award like this," said Elraralindė. "I just hope I can...

May 30, 2011

Grey Havens Right Fielder Out

Wednesday, September 20th, 2023: "It was kinda freaky. Hopefully, I'll be back in the lineup soon," said a dejected Saravin Boreahil after injuring himself in a game against Dead Marshes. The Grey Havens manager told reporters, "He will miss up...

May 16, 2011

Vruudish the Devastator Out of Action

Thursday, August 24th, 2023: The Grey Havens Stars were dealt a severe blow when Vruudish the Devastator was hurt throwing a pitch recently in a game against the Isengard Raiders. After the game, the team trainer reported the Devastator might...

April 29, 2011

Roper Snags MC Batting Honor in July

Tuesday, August 1st, 2023: In July, Flambard Roper let his bat do the talking for him. The Grey Havens first baseman smacked the ball at a .366 average as he laid claim to the Mordor Conference Batter of the Month...

March 24, 2011

Time to Go: Deneadur Announces Retirement Plans in Grey Havens

Monday, June 5th, 2023: His agent confirmed today at a press conference that Grey Havens reliever Denaumir Deneadur will retire at the end of the season. In his career Deneadur has appeared in 670 games and captured 1 save. He...

Stars End Bucklebury Winning Streak

Saturday, June 3rd, 2023: It took 31 games and the entire month of May, but someone finally put a halt to the Bucklebury winning streak. The Grey Havens Stars defeated the Fairies, 8-2, behind the complete game effort of Vruudish...

Elraralindė Garners MC #1 Pitcher Award

Thursday, June 1st, 2023: Despite the number of years he's been in the league, Fareand Elraralindė still gets excited when he puts together a quality stretch like he had in May. The 28-year-old starter for Grey Havens was named Mordor...

February 17, 2011

Bror Brickfist Hurt, Out of Action

Tuesday, April 4th, 2023: Injuries are something every team has to deal with. That fact struck home for the Stars when after today's game against the Witch Kings, the club found out they would be without the services of Bror...

January 31, 2011

Knifecrawler Trade Terms Called Into Question

Sunday, February 19th, 2023: The recent trade between Grey Havens and Rivendell that sent Stars first baseman, Merilmir Knifecrawler, to the Royals came under scrutiny after an unofficial trade protest was lodged by several team general managers. At question was...

January 29, 2011

Stars-Royals Swap: Knifecrawler for the Rude

Thursday, February 16th, 2023: You can't always get what you want, but sometimes you find a deal anyway. The Baseball News Network is reporting that Grey Havens and Rivendell have made a swap with 31-year-old first baseman Merilmir Knifecrawler being...

January 26, 2011

Grey Havens, Rivendell Deal Made

Tuesday, February 7th, 2023: It is being reported in Rivendell that the Royals and Grey Havens Stars have agreed on a trade. According to anonymous sources 26-year-old catcher Fofur Ringarm will be dealt to the Stars in return for 27-year-old...

January 23, 2011

Moss, Grey Havens Iron out Deal

Monday, January 23rd, 2023: Rowan Moss stepped before the podium this afternoon with Grey Havens officials flanking him on both sides as he doffed the Stars cap and announced he'd reached an agreement to play in Grey Havens for 3...

Grey Havens Makes Big Splash in Free Agency: Signs SP

Friday, January 13th, 2023: The Grey Havens Stars have called a press conference later today to announce the signing of starting pitcher Fareand Elraralindė to a 6-year, $207,180,000 contract. Both Elraralindė and the Stars are said to be very pleased...

It's Official: SP Deneadur Signs with Stars

Thursday, January 12th, 2023: Grey Havens officials were grinning from ear to ear as they introduced their latest blockbuster signing to the media earlier today. Denaumir Deneadur, one of the game's marquee talents, opted for the Stars after receiving a...

Veteran Rockrender Agrees to 4-Year Deal

Thursday, January 5th, 2023: Fans in Grey Havens ushered in Gibur Rockrender today as their new shortstop. The 35-year-old came to terms with the Stars and will be hauling in $15,180,000 a year over 4 years. Rockrender boasts a career...

Grey Havens Wins Lottery for 3B Bunce

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023: The Stars and Mosin Bunce appeared before the Grey Havens media today as the two sides emerged from marathon contract talks. Bunce, a third baseman, is poised to make $44,987,250 over 3 years. Bunce has hit...

January 18, 2011

Veteran Elvąwen Re-ups in Grey Havens

Tuesday, December 6th, 2022: Galealbo Elvąwen probably doesn't have his best years ahead of him, but he will surely contribute a lot to the Stars effort. Grey Havens locked him up for an additional 2 years at a rate of...

Star 1B Signs Extension with Grey Havens

Tuesday, December 6th, 2022: Media analysts hailed Grey Havens's signing of Merilmir Knifecrawler, one of Tolkien Baseball's brightest stars, as a pivotal move. While the deal is certain to raise a few eyebrows, Knifecrawler is expected to earn every bit...

January 17, 2011

Star 2B Signs Pact with Stars

Sunday, December 4th, 2022: Happy times in Grey Havens as the Stars and star second baseman Bror Brickfist put the finishing touches on a $35,280,000 contract extension that will keep the 37-year-old in town 4 years longer. The signing is...

January 02, 2011

Stars in Front Office Shakeup; Panda Takes Over as GM

Saturday, November 26th, 2022: It has been talked about for several weeks, but now it is official. An agreement has been reached, and Lord Panda is the new general manager for the Grey Havens Stars....

November 29, 2010

Week's #1 Player Honored by MC

Monday, September 26th, 2022: Thurlla Norą had a week for the ages as he romped to the Mordor Conference Player of the Week Award. The happy-go-lucky 38-year-old still plays ball like a kid, mashing and slashing as he goes. The...

November 18, 2010

Grey Havens Right Fielder Out

Wednesday, September 14th, 2022: Grey Havens fans will be disappointed to learn that Saravin Boreahil suffered a knee contusion while running the bases in today's game. After the doctor informed the Grey Havens Stars manager that Boreahil was expected to...

November 15, 2010

Galealbo Elvąwen Gets 200th Victory

Friday, September 9th, 2022: His goal at twenty was to win twenty games one year, pitch until he was thirty, win the league pennant and to make some money. Well, Galealbo Elvąwen did something even better -- the 40-year-old Grey...

November 01, 2010

300 Home Runs for Brickfist

Monday, August 8th, 2022: The crowd roared -- they knew they were seeing history -- and Bror Brickfist was delighted, too: The 36-year-old Stars second baseman was making history with his 300th career homer. The crowd buzzed and roared again...

October 21, 2010

Stars *the Chaste Out of Action

Wednesday, July 20th, 2022: Grey Havens fans will be disappointed to learn that Aragon *the Chaste suffered bone chips in his elbow while throwing a pitch in today's game. After the doctor informed the Grey Havens Stars manager that *the...

September 02, 2010

Veteran Norą Re-ups in Grey Havens

Friday, May 6th, 2022: Stars fans were divided today as Grey Havens confirmed that the front office has signed Thurlla Norą to a 3-year extension at a rate of $3,668,500 per year. While many were enthusiastically behind the signing, others...

August 06, 2010

Veteran Elvąwen, Grey Havens Complete Deal

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2022: Galealbo Elvąwen stepped before the podium this afternoon with Grey Havens officials flanking him on both sides as he doffed the Stars cap and announced he'd reached an agreement to play in Grey Havens for 2...

Star MR Oathsnapper Settles on Grey Havens

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2022: Fans were generally receptive of a newly announced deal between Wilibald Oathsnapper and Grey Havens, despite lingering doubts about the 32-year-old's character. Many observers think that as long as he keeps his mouth shut, he'll be...

$17,920,000 Lands SP Estrella for Stars

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2022: Veteran starting pitcher Cristian Estrella put the finishing touches on a deal with the Stars today, agreeing to a $17,920,000, 2-year pact. Fans were generally receptive to the deal. In his career Estrella has 65 wins...

May 31, 2010

Taur e-Ndaedelos Woods Capture Triple A Championships

Thursday, September 16th, 2021: Taur e-Ndaedelos did well in regular season play, but they did even better in the postseason -- they won the whole shebang, finishing off the Cirdan Stars in the Triple A Championships 4-1 to claim the...

May 27, 2010

Brickfist Blasts 3 into Bleachers

Tuesday, September 7th, 2021: It was a day for the record book for Grey Havens third baseman Bror Brickfist. He walloped three out of Grey Havens Field against the Bounders. But not even a three-homer game could prevent the Stars...

April 22, 2010

Boreahil Selected Top Player

Monday, July 19th, 2021: Saravin Boreahil burst onto the Mordor Conference stage in a big way last week. This promising rookie right fielder for Grey Havens garnered everyone's respect by putting up some remarkable numbers and picking up the Player...

April 20, 2010

Boreahil of Grey Havens Player of the Week

Monday, July 12th, 2021: One of the league's most exciting young players, Saravin Boreahil of the Grey Havens Stars earned himself Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors with a standout performance in last week's games. For the week the...

March 04, 2010

MC Names Stars Brickfist Winner

Monday, April 12th, 2021: Bror Brickfist, known affectionately as "the old man" by the younger players in the Stars clubhouse, showed his teammates how to do it last week -- and in the process the 35-year-old vet beat out all...

February 15, 2010

It's Official: SP Rockrender Signs with Stars

Friday, February 26th, 2021: Grey Havens came to terms with veteran starting pitcher Renar Rockrender today, locking up the 38-year-old to a $2,240,000, 1-year deal. In his career numbers Rockrender has compiled a 77-96 record with a 4.78 ERA in...

February 04, 2010

Star MR Signs Extension with Grey Havens

Thursday, January 28th, 2021: Ariel Villa probably doesn't have his best years ahead of him, but he will surely contribute a lot to the Stars effort. Grey Havens locked him up for an additional 2 years at a rate of...

January 20, 2010

Stars Win Sweepstakes for 1B Knifecrawler

Wednesday, December 16th, 2020: The Stars pulled out all the stops today to announce the signing of first baseman Merilmir Knifecrawler. The 29-year-old is one of the game's preeminent playmakers and has definitely proven why he was such an attractive...

January 18, 2010

It's Official: MR Ibańez Signs with Stars

Wednesday, December 9th, 2020: Despite his solid numbers, some fans questioned the value of the Marcos Ibańez signing even as Grey Havens officials paraded him before the media this afternoon. Ibańez will surely bring a lot to the club, but...

January 01, 2010

Manager Lolindir Imrithor Fired by Stars

Friday, October 30th, 2020: Earlier reports stating Stars manager Lolindir Imrithor was fired were confirmed today by team officials. Imrithor's time as Grey Havens manager ended due to reasons undisclosed by the team, but rocky relations with players along with...

December 21, 2009

Elrolinde Signs for 2 years

Monday, October 5th, 2020: Grey Havens fans celebrated as word of a signing became reality. Freden Elrolinde won't be pulling up stakes anytime soon, as he has signed a 2-year extension at a pay rate of $4,620,000 per annum. Since...

November 30, 2009

Bunce Week's Best Player

Monday, August 31st, 2020: Veteran Mosin Bunce had a great week at the plate for the Stars to capture the majority of votes for Player of the Week in the Mordor Conference. The 33-year-old Grey Havens third baseman built a...

November 26, 2009

Rockmaster Gets #300

Thursday, August 20th, 2020: At Dol Guldur Stadium Relin Rockmaster smashed his 300th career home run in a game against Dol Guldur today. The 36-year-old second baseman had a hand in the Grey Havens Stars 7-5 victory with 1 home...

October 29, 2009

Number 2500 for Gandulbo

Thursday, June 25th, 2020: Golligast Gandulbo's bat made good contact with the ball as he has many times in his career, but this time it added his name to an elite list of players with 2500 hits. The Grey Havens...

September 28, 2009

Star CL Signs Pact with Stars

Thursday, April 30th, 2020: Grey Havens management got a shot in the arm today as Narnose Filthsludgefad announced he would re-sign with the organization at a rate of $1,740,000 per year. While some have questioned hiring a 38-year-old man, most...

September 17, 2009

Star MR Elendil Signs for 2 years

Tuesday, April 7th, 2020: Grey Havens fans celebrated as word of a signing became reality. Isthor Elendil won't be pulling up stakes anytime soon, as he has signed a 2-year extension at a pay rate of $6,470,000 per annum. Since...

September 14, 2009

Star RF Signs Extension with Grey Havens

Thursday, April 2nd, 2020: The Grey Havens Stars have finished a deal with All Star-caliber right fielder Sosur Shieldcutter that will extend his stay in Grey Havens at least 3 years and will pay out $21,600,000....

August 24, 2009

Grey Havens Makes Big Splash in Free Agency: Signs 2B

Sportswriters questioned the wisdom of the freshly signed pact between Mosin Bunce and Grey Havens today. The deal, set at a $27,240,000 price tag, will run for 3 years. On the face of it, all is well, though insiders say...

June 22, 2009

Brickfist of Grey Havens Player of the Week

Veteran Bror Brickfist had a great week at the plate for the Stars to capture the majority of votes for Player of the Week in the Mordor Conference. The 33-year-old Grey Havens shortstop built a .524 average on the strength...

June 18, 2009

Ruano Smacks 3 out of the Park

Boris Ruano showed some power today as he launched three balls into the seats against the Dol Guldur Dragons and sparked the Stars to a 8-3 victory. For the day he collected 4 hits in 5 at-bats, scored 3 runs...

Snowmouth Shackles Dagorlad

In an outstanding outing, Merimac Snowmouth tamed Dagorlad on a 1-hit shutout. The Grey Havens hurler went the distance, finishing with 12 strikeouts and 5 walks in the 9-0 win. "He had a lot of first pitch strikes and kept...

June 11, 2009

Ruano Slams Milestone Homer

Grey Havens's 12-7 victory over Weathertop was highlighted by Boris Ruano's 400th career home run. His teammates congratulated him at home plate after he circled the bases. "I didn't see all of them out there," Ruano said with a chuckle,...

May 28, 2009

Gandulbo Tags Number 500

At Grey Havens Field Golligast Gandulbo smashed his 500th career home run in a game against Dead Marshes today. The 37-year-old first baseman had a hand in the Grey Havens Stars 16-3 victory with 1 home run and 3 RBI....

May 21, 2009

Swap: Long Cleve for Sathien

Fans in Grey Havens woke up this morning to learn that their team had traded 35-year old starting pitcher Born Long Cleve to the Bucklebury Fairies. In return, the Stars will receive 35-year old starting pitcher Thutai Sathien and a...

May 11, 2009

Great Day for Blacktooth -- 6 Hits

Grey Havens catcher Ugbag Blacktooth really lit up the Dunharrow Devils with a 6-hit barrage today at Dunharrow Field -- a performance that sparked the Stars to a 8-7 triumph. He shrugged off the performance after the game and said,...

Week's Best Player Honored by MC

His face might be sun-baked after all the years he's invested in this game, but 35-year-old Relin Rockmaster of the Grey Havens Stars is still playing a kid's game -- and getting paid for it. The veteran second baseman had...

May 04, 2009

Ruano and Ringworker Swapped

Today at a press conference the Minas Morgul Slayers announced a trade has been completed with the Grey Havens Stars. The Slayers have shipped 34-year old center fielder Boris Ruano to the Stars for 19-year old minor league catcher Tognar...

April 27, 2009

Star SS Brickfist Signs for 4 years

Happy times in Grey Havens as the Stars and star shortstop Bror Brickfist put the finishing touches on a $35,280,000 contract extension that will keep the 33-year-old in town 4 years longer. The signing is great news for Grey Havens...

March 09, 2009

Rivendell-Grey Havens Deal Confirmed

It has been in the rumor mill for several weeks, but today team officials for Rivendell and Grey Havens confirmed an agreement. The Royals dealt 35-year old second baseman Relin Rockmaster and 29-year old left fielder Gleonyc Caverntearer to the...

March 01, 2009

Miners-Stars Trade: Rockrender for Demoneater

A trade between Moria and Grey Havens was made official this morning. The Miners have sent 31-year old shortstop Gibur Rockrender to the Stars in exchange for 20-year old minor league right fielder Gignar Demoneater. Rockrender has chalked up a...

Grey Havens Selects Fresh Face in GM Search

Club officials say better days might be ahead for the Grey Havens Stars with the signing of Grizzly Bear as general manager. A press conference is planned to give all the details....

January 21, 2009

Isengard sweeps Grey Havens in Fellowship Series

It was fitting that Isengard pitcher Vogush Spearripper was the guy to strike out the final Grey Havens batter to seal the Raiders' sweep. Spearripper, 35, who was a 25 year old rookie the last time the team made the...

January 19, 2009

2018 Fellowship Series Preview

The playoffs are here! And Middle Earth Sports Network (MESN) has the scoop. In the Shire Conference, it's Bywater vs. Bree and Moria vs. Rivendell. Bywater is the defending SGCBL champ, and they come into the postseason winning their 5th...

December 11, 2008

Brickfist Collects Player of the Week Award

There's nothing like being in the prime of your baseball career - - and playing like it. Just ask Bror Brickfist, the Grey Havens shortstop, who swung a sweet bat all week to not only aid his team, but also...

December 08, 2008

MC Player of the Week Named

His hard work and hustle paid off this week. The hard-working and hard-playing Ugbag Blacktooth was rewarded with the Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors. The scrappy Grey Havens Stars catcher hit .600 while collecting 9 hits in 15...

Blacktooth Slams 6 Hits for Grey Havens

Ugbag Blacktooth exploded for a barrage of base hits August 25 at The Eyrie in Erebor. The Grey Havens catcher had a field day in the 14-1 triumph over the Erebor Eagles, finishing with a 6-6 day and a spot...

November 28, 2008

Lothlorien Bats Silenced by *the Chaste

Aragon *the Chaste put a hex on Lothlorien in a sparkling 7-0 shutout performance on August 2nd, mesmerizing them on a 1-hit gem. "I feel good physically," he said. "Everything's comfortable. You should pitch well when that's the case." It...

November 17, 2008

Grey Havens's Eliondel Sidelined for Season

Grey Havens left fielder Isszava Eliondel could miss the remainder of the season because of a torn tricep muscle. He exited the July 14 Misty Mountain game after injuring himself while throwing the ball. The original diagnosis said Eliondel would...

October 16, 2008

Veteran CL Filthsludgefad Stays in Grey Havens

Stars fans were divided today as Grey Havens confirmed that the front office has signed Narnose Filthsludgefad to a 2-year extension at a rate of $1,740,000 per year. While many were enthusiastically behind the signing, others worried about Filthsludgefad's age....

Star SP Signs Pact with Stars

Media analysts hailed Grey Havens's signing of Born Long Cleve, one of Tolkien Baseball's brightest stars, as a pivotal move. While the deal is certain to raise a few eyebrows, Long Cleve is expected to earn every bit of the...

Donethir Signs for 3 years

GREY HAVENS - Grey Havens management got a shot in the arm today as Donethirion Donethir announced he would re-sign with the organization at a rate of $3,080,000 per year. While some have questioned hiring a 34-year-old man, most fans...

October 09, 2008

Star MR Diamondlegs Signs for 1 year

GREY HAVENS - Gundin Diamondlegs inked a deal that will keep the seasoned veteran on the Stars roster another 1 year. Earlier today team personnel announced that the 40-year-old had settled on a $5,200,000-a-year deal to play at Grey Havens...

October 07, 2008

Stars Starter Wins MC Pitching Award

Born Long Cleve nailed down April's Mordor Conference Pitcher of the Month award today, adding pressure on Grey Havens to get a deal done before the 34-year-old becomes a free agent. Long Cleve seems unfazed by the talk. "We get...

September 25, 2008

Eliondel Raps 400th Roundtripper

Isszava Eliondel circled the bases and raised his arm in triumph April 9. He had finally hit his 400th home run. It was a homer for a lot of people: himself; his teammates past and present; his former managers and...

September 08, 2008

Grey Havens Announces Deal for Veteran SP

Sportswriters questioned the wisdom of the freshly signed pact between Lintegurth Musiceye and Grey Havens today. The deal, set at a $4,380,000 price tag, will run for 2 years. On the face of it, all is well, though insiders say...

Veteran Merumli Agrees to 2-Year Deal

Stars officials hailed the signing of Perauman Merumli as "an integral piece to our championship puzzle," though fans were somewhat more reserved about the signing. Merumli will pocket $2,580,000 over 2 years. During his career Merumli has hit .284 with...

September 04, 2008

Veteran Blacktooth Signs 2-Year Deal

Fans in Grey Havens ushered in Ugbag Blacktooth today as their new catcher. The 34-year-old came to terms with the Stars and will be hauling in $9,580,000 a year over 2 years. In his career Blacktooth has played in 1326...

August 19, 2008

Dol Guldur Trades Carlson to Grey Havens for Belurion

Several Dragons and Stars players soon will have to start shopping for a new home. It was announced today that the two teams came to agreement on a trade. Dol Guldur will get 29-year old starting pitcher Isiclya Belurion and...

Speculation: Veteran Foxburr Talks with Grey Havens

GREY HAVENS - It's not every day a goliath of the game is implicated in contract talks with your favorite organization, but such was the case today as Minto Foxburr and Grey Havens wrestled with the possibilities of a settlement....

August 14, 2008

Stars Dump Porter Elrondir as Manager

Grey Havens has sent their manager Porter Elrondir packing and there are plans to announce a replacement soon. The GM was appreciative of his efforts this past year, but the team did not make the progress that is needed to...

May 08, 2008

LF Eliondel Sticks with Stars

GREY HAVENS - Stars fans were divided today as Grey Havens confirmed that the front office has signed Isszava Eliondel to a 2-year extension at a rate of $12,300,000 per year. While many were enthusiastically behind the signing, others worried...

February 21, 2008

2000-th Hit for Gandulbo!

GREY HAVENS - It was a day of mixed emotions for Grey Havens first baseman Golligast Gandulbo, who collected his 2000th hit in the club's 6-5 loss to Lake Townon August 25. Stars and Archers fans alike cheered Gandulbo as...

December 31, 2007

Grey Havens Loses Aragon *the Chaste

GREY HAVENS - It took the Grey Havens team doctor a while to realize it, but starting pitcher Aragon *the Chaste won't simply play through a strained rotator cuff muscle after he got hurt throwing a pitch in the May...

December 27, 2007

Homer #400 for Grey Havens's Gandulbo

GREY HAVENS - The Grey Havens Stars defeated the Dunharrow Devils 9-6 yesterday in a game that featured Golligast Gandulbo's 400th career home run. In the clubhouse, the Stars first baseman spoke about the milestone achievement. "To be honest, I...

September 27, 2007

Isszava Eliondel to Miss 7 Months

GREY HAVENS - After the end of the August 6 game between Grey Havens and Bywater, Isszava Eliondel skipped the clubhouse and headed straight for the doctor's office. After she was removed from the game as a precaution after running...

September 24, 2007

2000 Hits for Eliondel

GREY HAVENS - The day belonged to Isszava Eliondel of the Grey Havens Stars as she became the latest player to reach the 2000-hit plateau. She did it in Grey Havens's 6-1 win over Dol Guldur. "It's a moment I'll...

August 27, 2007

Bears Trade Hammertwister to Stars for Branchwielder

CARROCK - Officials for the Carrock Bears confirmed that they have traded 30-year old right fielder Kolin Hammertwister and 18-year old minor league reliever Burznakh Hammerlover to the Grey Havens Stars. In return, the Bears will receive 32-year old left...

August 23, 2007

Gandulbo Earns MC Player of the Week

The 33-year-old Grey Havens Stars first baseman might not have the spring he had in his step years ago, but the "old man" can still play the game. Golligast Gandulbo has been a reliable ballplayer, one who has worked hard...

August 20, 2007

Eliondel Honored by Mordor Conference

The Mordor Conference has named its Top Player of the Week. The honor went to Isszava Eliondel, left fielder of the Grey Havens Stars. In an extraordinary hitting display, she belted out hits at a .519 pace to win the...

Stars Trade Gamwich to Dragons for the Cruel

GREY HAVENS - The rumor has been going on for a while now, but on May 30 it was made official. The Grey Havens Stars sent 31-year old catcher Marroc Gamwich to the Dol Guldur Dragons for 31-year old starting...

Grey Havens Shortstop Will Miss 2 Months

GREY HAVENS - The Stars received bad news on May 28. Bror Brickfist will miss 2 months due to herniated disc (back). In the Grey Havens-Weathertop game he sustained the injury while colliding with a player at a base. "I'm...

August 13, 2007

Mordor Conference Winner is Brickfist

All week long Bror Brickfist was the toughest out in the Mordor Conference and that is the prime reason he was voted the Player of the Week. The Grey Havens shortstop rapped out 12 hits in 25 at-bats for a...

the Wretched Socks It to Dragons! Cracks 5 Hits!

GREY HAVENS - After the Grey Havens 17-0 victory over Dol Guldur and his 5-hit day catcher Gutslinger the Wretched told SION beat writers, "It really doesn't matter whether it's sandlot ball, high school or college ball, two hits in...

August 06, 2007

Mordor Conference Picks Top Player

This week Clobbergle Chubb, right fielder for the Grey Havens Stars, hit everything in sight to win the Mordor Conference Player of the Week trophy. He rattled fences and pitchers as he banged out a .688 average and .688 on-base...

July 23, 2007

Grey Havens's Eliondel MC Star of the Week

The Mordor Conference has selected its Player of the Week. The honor went to Isszava Eliondel, left fielder of the Grey Havens Stars. In a standout performance, she lit up the league with a .643 average to win the award....

April 12, 2007

Gandulbo Agrees to Terms; Signs Extension with Grey Havens

GREY HAVENS - Golligast Gandulbo is staying put. The Grey Havens Stars first baseman inked a $31,830,000 extension, and will play in Grey Havens another 3 years. This season Gandulbo is batting .241 with 15 home runs and 51 RBIs....

March 26, 2007

MC Reveals Grey Havens First Baseman Gandulbo As Player of the Week

GREY HAVENS - Golligast Gandulbo stepped up to the plate in a big way last week, and today he took home Mordor Conference Player of the Week honors for his output in games ending Sunday. The Grey Havens first baseman...

March 15, 2007

Top MC Pitcher in April Named: Long Cleve of Grey Havens

In April Grey Havens starter Born Long Cleve mesmerized hitters with an array of effective pitches. The newly anointed Pitcher of the Month unleashed some serious firepower, going 5-1 in 6 games started in that time. Long Cleve held batters...

February 12, 2007

Starsley Retires

GREY HAVENS - Ending weeks of speculation, Grey Havens infielder, Begrin Starsley, has officially retired. Rumors about the veteran player started circulating late last season when team owner, Lady Arwen, was heard to be concerned with Starsley's performance. Despite having...

December 28, 2006

Brickfist Launches into Orbit with 3 HR Fusillade

GREY HAVENS - Fans seated in the bleacher section were taking cover all day long as Grey Havens's third baseman Bror Brickfist took aim, rattling three long blasts off the seats in a display of Herculean power. Days like this...

November 06, 2006

Slugging LF Staying in Grey Havens

GREY HAVENS - Flanked by team officials, and his agent, Isszava Eliondel announced that he'd agreed to terms with the Stars on May 1. Officials declined to specify a salary publicly, but in private say the figure is $12,425,000 per...

August 17, 2006

Branchwielder and Gandulbo win Player of the Week award

Waldur Branchwielder from Minas Ithil wins his 2nd Player of the Week award for putting up the best numbers this week in the Shire Conference. In 21 at bats he hit .429 with 5 HR and 9 RBI. This year...

July 24, 2006

Grey Havens' Eliondel wins Player of the Week award

Wilderland's leftfielder Wazag the Stutterer had some reason to celebrate, as the league named him the Shire Conference Player of the Week. Wazag pounded opposing pitchers, hitting .429 with 4 HR and 8 RBI while slugging 1.143. The Player of...

July 20, 2006

Musiceye (WIL) and Gandulbo (GH) win P.O.W. award

The Shire Conference's best player of the week was Wilderland's Lintegurth Musiceye, who wins the award for the 2nd time in his career. He was in a zone all week, compiling an ERA of 1.00 while going 2-0. He hurled...

June 12, 2006

Bima (CAR) and Goldfist (GH) win P.O.W. award

Borauman Bima from Carrock wins his 2nd Player of the Week award for putting up the best numbers this week in the Shire Conference. He hit .407 with 16 RBI and slugged .926 in 27 at bats. He hit in...

May 08, 2006

Grey Havens' Banks severely injured

GREY HAVENS - Grey Havens' season has taken a hit after one of their best players, rightfielder Anson Banks, injured himself while rounding a base on September 22. He is likely to miss 9 weeks. Grey Havens wasted no time...

May 01, 2006

Elfprodder (OF) and Long Cleve (GH) win P.O.W. award

Old Forest's leftfielder Hudash Elfprodder had some reason to celebrate, as the league named him the Shire Conference Player of the Week. Elfprodder helped his team with an average of .444 and 12 RBI in 27 at bats. The Mordor...

April 27, 2006

Gamwich and Gandulbo win Player of the Week award

Mirkwood's rightfielder Drogo Gamwich had some reason to celebrate, as the league named him the Shire Conference Player of the Week. In 23 at bats he hit .478 with 3 HR and 5 RBI. His season numbers are: .247 AVG,...

Grey Havens' Eliondel named Batter of the Month

Pimth Gäldor of Bucklebury wins his 2nd Batter of the Month award for putting up the best numbers in the Shire Conference. Pimth was on fire, hitting .299 with 12 homeruns and 23 RBI. Pimth is hitting .303 this year,...

April 13, 2006

Phanra Fimir quiets Minas Morgul bats with shutout

MINAS MORGUL - Phanra Fimir took the mound on August 13 and never left. And Minas Morgul hitters couldn't touch him at all. Grey Havens' right-hander gave up just one hit in his 1st shutout of the season. He now...

Grey Havens' Isszava Eliondel goes deep three times

MINAS MORGUL - Grey Havens' leftfielder Isszava Eliondel showed the world why she is one of the most amazing sluggers in a 6-5 win over Minas Morgul on August 12. She almost knocked the cover off the ball, resulting in...

April 06, 2006

Troublemaker and Fimir receive Pitcher of the Month award

The best month of July in the Shire Conference certainly had Bree's left-hander Halleron Troublemaker, earning her the Pitcher of the Month award. She started 6 games in July, going 6-0 and compiling an ERA of 1.20 in 45 innings....

March 30, 2006

Grey Havens' Gandulbo wins Player of the Week award

Binus Anvilworker wins his 0th Player of the Week award. Shire Conference pitchers couldn't figure out how to retire this guy all week long. He had an on base percentage of .429 and hit .421, while driving in 10 runs....

March 20, 2006

Wonai Trollprodder pitches 2-hit shutout against Dunharrow

GREY HAVENS - With his best stuff going on June 22, Grey Havens' Wonai Trollprodder overmatched the opposing hitters all day long. Dunharrow had no chance, collecting just 2 hits against the left-hander. 'I was able to keep“em off balance....

March 09, 2006

Deneadur (MRA) and Fimir (GH) win monthly pitcher award

Moria's Denaumir Deneadur had a terrific May, and it earned him the Shire Conference Pitcher of the month award. He struck out 47 hitters in his 5 starts, putting together a record of 4-0 while pitching 47 innings. His ERA...

February 23, 2006

Grey Havens' Eliondel wins Player of the Week award

It's the 1st time that the Shire Conference Player of the Week award goes to Bucklebury's pitcher Scarlett *II. Scarlett went 2-0 with an ERA of 0.00, while fanning 17 in 16.1 innings of work. He hurled a shutout as...

Grey Havens' Isszava Eliondel slams three taters

DEAD MARSHES - Grey Havens' leftfielder Isszava Eliondel flexed her muscles and displayed her tremendous power, homering three times in a 6-2 win over Dead Marshes on May 7. A 424 foot drive to center field marked her 1st bomb,...

January 20, 2006

Rohan takes series from Stars

ROHAN - The Rohan RoughRiders are heading to the Mordor Conference finals for the first time since 2006. They defeated the Grey Havens Stars in 5 games to advance to the Two Towers Series with a 13-inning win sealing the...

Game 1 had Rohan's Andrack Antslammer pitching a dandy, going 7 innings, allowing just 2 runs and striking out 6. The Stars' Phanth Fimir only allowed 3 earned runs, but with 2 outs in the 3rd, he mishandled a ball off the bat of Krom Duhm-Krom, loading the bases for a 2-run Posco Sackville single. Rohan won the game, 5-2.

In Game 2, the Stars fought back, as Born Long Cleve only allowed 2 runs in 7 innings of work. Duhm-Krom returned one of the unearned runs from the prior game, allowing Golligast Gandulbo to score on a throwing error in the 1st inning. Grey Havens won 4-3.

When the series went to Rohan for Game 3, the RoughRider bats came alive. They knocked out Grey Havens starter, Glosil Foerender, in the 4th. Despite losing the game, 8-7, the Stars' Golligast Gandulbo was named player of the game after going 3-for-4 with a double, a homer and 4 RBI.

Game 4 was yet another one where a mistake that led to an unearned run decided the outcome. Rohan's Libur Irontearer went 6 scoreless innings, striking out 7. The Stars pitchers did not allow a single earned run, but Begrin Starsley's throwing error in the 4th led to a 3-run double by Rohan's Inadora Tovar, and the RoughRiders won the game, 3-1.

Finally, in Game 5, the two teams hooked up for a mighty struggle that lasted 13 innings and saw 14 pitchers. Fimir and Mathilda the Sling held each other in check, allowing just 2 runs each, for the first 7 innings. In the 9th, Grey Havens' Marroc Gamwich hit a single that scored Starsley to take a 3-2 lead, but Rohan struck back in the bottom of the inning when Duhm-Krom scored on a Sackville RBI single. In the bottom of the 13th, Ulaf Silverglove hit a double to the gap in left-center, and Duhm-Krom drove him in with a 1-out single, giving Rohan the 4-3 victory.

January 17, 2006

Shadowfax and Gwaihir Awards handed out

The winners of the two league awards that are based purely upon stats were acknowledged in a press briefing by SGCBL officials today. The Shadowfax Award for stolen bases was presented to Bree's Kobur Hammermaker and to Anson Banks of...

January 16, 2006

Pitcher of the Month award winners announced

Rivendell's pitcher Mundin Elfplate is the Shire Conference winner of the Pitcher of the Month award in September. He started 6 games in September, going 3-1 and compiling an ERA of 1.00 in 45 innings. Mundin fanned 39 hitters. In...

January 12, 2006

Grey Havens' Brickfist wins Player of the Week award

Bucklebury's leftfielder Samwise Peatfingers had some reason to celebrate, as the league named him the Shire Conference Player of the Week. Peatfingers helped his team with an average of .474 and 9 RBI in 19 at bats. While compiling an...

Grey Havens wins Orc Division

GREY HAVENS - The Stars got hot at the end of the season, winning their last 11 in a row. On September 25, they defeated Dunharrow, 5-2, to take their 4th Orc Division flag. Grey Havens will head to the...

December 26, 2005

Mirkwood's Melwasul wins Player of the Week award

The Player of the Week award in the Shire Conference goes to Mirkwood's Elendil Melwasul this time, as the rightfielder displayed the best offensive perfomance in his league. He had an on base percentage of .636 and hit .632, while...

November 28, 2005

Chubb and Long Cleve receive Pitcher of the Month award

The best month of June in the Shire Conference certainly had Old Forest's lefty Frodo Chubb, earning him the Pitcher of the Month award. He had an ERA of just 0.49 in 55.2 innings of work in which he struck...

Rivendell's *Squishmasher earns Batter of the Month award

The Shire Conference's best player of the month was Rivendell's Loopy *Squishmasher, who wins the award for the 4th time in his career. He had an on base percentage of .466 and hit .426, while driving in 28 runs. Loopy...

November 21, 2005

Isszava Eliondel collects five hits against Dunharrow

GREY HAVENS - Isszava Eliondel is among the best pure hitters in the game, but his 5 hit performance on June 13 seemed to surprise even himself. Number 1 in the 1st inning accounted for a RBI double. A pitch...

October 27, 2005

Grey Havens' *Starsley wins Player of the Week award

It's the 1st time that the Shire Conference Player of the Week award goes to Old Forest's shortstop Rognash Kidneyslammer. Rognash pounded opposing pitchers, hitting .387 with 2 HR and 6 RBI while slugging .742. Begrin *Starsley wins his 5th...

Grey Havens' Dwarfcrawler out for the season

GREY HAVENS - Grey Havens' third baseman Grukak Dwarfcrawler will miss the rest of the season. He injured himself running the bases in the game between Grey Havens and Misty Mountain on April 26. The injury didn't seem to be...

October 24, 2005

Born Long Cleve pitches his 1st shutout of the season

GREY HAVENS - It was a great day for Grey Havens' left-hander Born Long Cleve. The 26-year old recorded his first career shutout, a 1-hitter, against Weathertop on April 18. 'Today I just felt fine. I had a good feeling...

October 03, 2005

Belil-Gariand signs with Stars

GREY HAVENS - Pitcher Beama Belil-Gariand became the first player to sign a new contract in the off season. He inked a deal with Grey Havens that will pay the 33-year-old righthander $990,000 per year for 2 years....

September 15, 2005

Fadrier (LT) and Fimir (GH) win monthly pitcher award

Gandogast Fadrier couldn't have pitched much better than he did in September, and the Shire Conference thought so as well, naming the left-hander Pitcher of the Month. He had an ERA of just 0.60 in 44.2 innings of work in...

August 18, 2005

Debuugger (LT) and Dwarfcrawler (GH) win P.O.W. award

It's the 4th time that the Shire Conference Player of the Week award goes to Lake Town's shortstop Silas Debuugger. In 22 at bats he hit .455 with 3 HR and 7 RBI. The Mordor Conference Player of the Week...

July 25, 2005

Dol Guldur has no chance in a 2-hitter by Legolas Manfen

DOL GULDUR - Grey Havens' right-hander Legolas Manfen will never forget this day. The 28-year old recorded his first career shutout, a 2-hitter, against Dol Guldur on June 19. Manfen (5-2) fanned 4 and walked none, throwing 88 pitches. 'Pitching...

June 30, 2005

Batter of the Month award winners announced

The Shire Conference Batter of the Month award goes to Loopy *Squishmasher, Rivendell's starting third baseman. Loopy was on fire, hitting .382 with 9 homeruns and 24 RBI. Grey Havens' first baseman Golligast Gandulbo had some reason to celebrate as...

June 27, 2005

Anson Banks on fire, laces five hits

DAGORLAD - Anson Banks saw the ball really well, leading Grey Havens to a 15-11 win over Dagorlad on April 22. His five hits thrilled his teammates and coaches, and Anson seemed happy as well after the game. Number 2...

June 23, 2005

Swordbasher (GOR) and Gandulbo (GH) win P.O.W. award

MIDDLE EARTH - The Player of the Week award in the Shire Conference goes to Gorgoroth's Vrsol Swordbasher this time, as the pitcher displayed the best pitching perfomance in his league. Swordbasher was overpowering all week long, going 2-0 with...

Grey Havens' Fimir severely injured

GREY HAVENS - Grey Havens is without its ace Phanra Fimir for at least 5 weeks. He injured himself while throwing a pitch to Phaimina Fadrielindė in a game against Lothlorien on April 16. His face showed signs of pain...

June 20, 2005

Glosil Foerender out for 6 weeks

GREY HAVENS - Grey Havens is without its right-hander Glosil Foerender for at least 6 weeks. He injured himself while throwing a pitch to Fosco Bramble in a game against Dunharrow on April 7. His face showed signs of pain...

May 30, 2005

Fellowship Series Recap

Fairies take series from Archers, 4-1 LAKE TOWN - With their ace starters, Beardcutter and Shinsnapper, winning 2 games apiece, the Bucklebury Fairies defeated the Lake Town Archers in their Fellowship Series matchup. This is the first time the Archers...

Stars Celebrate Victory, Reward Players

via Ragenneat Hibedaag Grey Havens Chronicles GREY HAVENS - The fantastic party Lady Arwen held last night in the famous White Pony Inn will long be remembered. Aside from the incredibly delicious foods and favored drinks of her team, she...

Special honors were given to each member of the team, just to name a few:

Arwen enlisted the aid of many elves to make this a special time, and there were trophies for every member of her 40 man roster. She gave Glosil Foerender, Keran Grudgesplitter and Justin Moss special medals. Lady Arwen presented one to each of them, telling the whole room of cheering team mates, "We’re in the playoffs... thanks so much", as she placed medals of honor around their necks, and handed them each a hefty envelope.

Special gifts were given to Grukak Dwarfcrawler. Arwen was heard to say, "He is one of my heroes.. Of course I have many, I am highly favored with these players, I am proud of all of them"

Arwen, standing next to, Arweowyn Belįwen, said as she placed her graceful arm upon her shoulders, "We have become friends through "The Dream’s", long and fabulous career, we have had a special Elven blessing placed upon her for this next season... we have high hopes in her this next season, and especially these playoffs!" A cheer rose high into the air from the entire team.

Begrin Starsley, as he was given his trophy, blushed, having obtained a kiss from Lady Arwen. She was very pleased with his efforts this season. And he, too, received one of those famous envelopes.

When asked why not wait till after the playoffs are secured, Arwen said, "It doesn’t matter whether my team wins the series. They are still the best team in any league, and I wanted them to know it!"

All this reporter can say is: As one of the wealthiest ladies in the league, Lady Arwen, knows how to throw a party!

May 27, 2005

Grey Havens wins Orc Division!

GREY HAVENS - With their win over Lothlorien and Dead Marshes' loss to Minas Morgul, the Stars won their 3rd straight Orc Division title and their 4th playoff appearance. Glosil Foerender (15-12) pitched 7 brilliant innings, striking out 9 and...

May 05, 2005

Grey Havens' Golligast Gandulbo goes deep three times

LOTHLORIEN - Hitting homeruns is one of the most difficult things in sports. To hit three of them in one game is almost sensational. Grey Havens' first baseman Golligast Gandulbo accomplished that feat in a 8-4 win over Lothlorien on...

April 17, 2005

Stars acquire interdimensional player

via Ragenneat Hibedaag Grey Havens Chronicles GREY HAVENS - Here in Grey Havens, owner Lady Arwen makes the announcement of a new addition to the Grey Havens Stars, the long awaited Skeeve, "Kid Majic" Reese to her minor A league...

November 24, 2004

Stars investigation proceeding slowly

GREY HAVENS - The following is a narrative from an anonymous writer. It chronicles the ongoing investigation into the Bree Murders as undertaken by the ownership of Grey Havens. MESN is unable to vouch for the accuracy of the...

Arwen walked into the team locker room, after hearing a smoke alarm in the office. She found the dragon of her majician asleep .... in its breathing small flames kept igniting and going out, making the shower doors smolder!
Where is everyone?
Looking around, she finds half her team eating a catered spread of gourmet delights....It seems Ahaz had something delivered for the team... Nice of him....
The other half were asleep too full to move....
Where's the majician... I need a word or two with him...she asked the big green , thinking.... what are you????...and "where exactly is your homeland, Ahaz"...choosing her words carefully , No sense making this "guy?" angered...
I don't really recollect now, it isn't that I didn't know it, I haven't been there since a lad. But, I am a prefect.... Ah! It must be prefectia... then yeah that's it!
Arwen muttered.... at least you know where your from then don't you dear....
She walked out, stormed the stadium and found the little wizard sulking in a small dark hallway....

He just sat on the floor and Arwen realized he wasn't all that big, and he wasn't all that old.... Why he was only about 6 - 7 years old!!!...
It was a magic disguise spell I stole it from Gandalf the grey...
it only works a short time I had it on for about 5 years and I can't do it any more, I know I'll get killed by Ahaz... he hates it when he's tricked... He doesn't know either, I have only known him for about 2 years...

I just wanted to play in Baseball, and then I heard about TOLKIEN BASEBALL, it's legendary! and then this brie killer and I thought it would be a great foolery if I could manage to pull off a way to catch this killer.... I am lucky if I don't get killed my self.
My spell ran out, I'm stuck here, the great oaf that is constantly hungry is stuck here....

and my dragon won't even talk to me anymore... he's so disappointed in me.

Holmes and Watson were with me when the spell ran out, and they laughed , and laughed and then skipped out on me... and said grow up kid and face the music.


Great.... now I am going to look real good to the commissioner of Baseball.... Arwen shook her head, trying to think of a solution....


Okay, well, This is where we start....
We will make the team mascot, the dragon, the green guy, has to go, and you can learn about Baseball >>>> maybe even grow up a little and play on a team, then pay me to let you play on my team, do you know how much gold your costing me???
But, First Ahaz... let's go and find him, and send him packing....clean up the locker room, and pen the dragon outside, get you some clothes that fit, and ......

She walked with the little boy with big ideas, and talked, and talked and talked..... planning her next strategy.....
Taking the little boy to her office, she marched out and walked into the locker room with her team laying all over some asleep, Everbody UP!!... team I said UP!!!

Out on the field NOW!
We are going to do some practice and field work!!!!

"Ahaz". Arwen said, as she started, shaking his big green hand.... Looking him, straight in the eye, "it was a great plan in theory but it just didn't work out, nothing has been accomplished except my life savings being dwindled down to I am amazed to say it, HALF!!! No hard feelings that you didn't deliver on our deal, so you will be getting my bill for all the work you failed to do so far........ please leave by the end of the day... Oh my look at the time ... it is the end of the day.... well, guess this is good bye."

Where's that majician??? Bellowed Ahaz...
Arwen said sweetly, "Oh he said, he'd like to meet up with you in the bazaar and you could settle up with him there, he said you'd know, for the gold you give me now....
That's 23mil.... BTW..." The green in his skin, turning dark red, as she spoke...." You don't have a problem with your debts do you, remember the agreement was every pence recovered if you don't deliver....What's that the offer you made and the contract you and Sleeve signed right here yes???
She followed Ahaz to the back room in which Ahaz had been staying with Sleeve....
To the Amazement of Arwen Ahaz pulled out a big sack of gold.... then 2 then 3 ,..... he left 8 bags on the bed, and pulled out his dimension tool and "poof" disappeared without another word... a burp, she thought but not a word....

After going into the office, toting all the gold with some of the players she counted out 46 mil.....the rest of the team she had practicing the game.... working off the food induced sleep ..........

Took her most of the evening, to count it out, but she then sat and looked it over... it was pretty....She was pleased with herself.....Could've been ugly... but that Ahaz, a decent fellow by all counts....
Sleeve then explained.... yes, Ahaz is a very honorable prefect.... double your money if not satisfied....that's his motto.....
Hee hee I can get some new players??? Wonder if the commish will let me.....Oh, I told him you'd like to meet up with him at the bazaar.... what is that anyway....???

Oh good, Sleeve sighed...
He can't come back to this dimension in 50 years....
It is a defective fault with that traveler device he's got .... but then, again.... I am stuck here....with you, I guess.
As he smiled and looked dreamily into Arwens eyes...
She looked away, How old are you anyway?
Depends, I have been in worlds that keep you from aging in the normal sense, so I am about 16... but I have the body of a boy of 7.............
"Oh Joy," she groaned......

October 27, 2004

Progress Slow in Stars Investigation

GREY HAVENS - Facing mounting pressure from investors, Grey Havens Stars owner, Arwen, says she is concerned about the growing sums of gold the team is spending on its independent search for the so-called "Brie Killer." Little progress has...

October 22, 2004

Desperate Stars Dabble in Doubtful Magic

GREY HAVENS - Joining the chorus of teams searching for clues to the "Brie Murders" the Stars owner, Arwen, has enlisted the services of a wizard from the courts at Posstilium. Unfortunately, so far all this has done is...

January 04, 2004

New Logo for the Stars

GREY HAVENS - The Grey Havens Stars have a new logo for this season. The complex grey-and-black style of the new logo--which features a pair of grinning lizards encaged within a starry matrix--may leave some fans scratching their heads....

November 17, 2003

Grey Havens Signs Fiwyn

GREY HAVENS - The Stars signed starting pitcher Phanth Fiwyn to a new $6.5 million contract for the next 5 years. Fiwyn, a 4th round draft pick in 2003, is the number one starter for the Grey Havens pitching...

April 06, 2003

New Owner Takes Over Stars

Orlando, SGCBL League Offices - Welcome Arwen to the league! The Grey Havens Stars are no longer on auto-pilot. In order to make it so the two remaining CPU teams are in different conferences, I am swapping Arwen's team with...