Solonor's Groovy Computer Baseball League http://solonor.com/baseball/ Avoiding the strike zone... one pitch at a time... en-us solonor@gmail.com Copyright 2010 2010-02-04T20:18:24-05:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 Uruk-hai Win Sweepstakes for MR Holton http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007448.html Sunday, January 31st, 2021: Despite his solid numbers, some fans questioned the value of the Warren Holton signing even as Dead Marshes officials paraded him before the media this afternoon. Holton will surely bring a lot to the club, but... 7448@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Sunday, January 31st, 2021: Despite his solid numbers, some fans questioned the value of the Warren Holton signing even as Dead Marshes officials paraded him before the media this afternoon.

Holton will surely bring a lot to the club, but he comes at a price of $12,400,000 over 2 years.

Holton has appeared in 414 games in his career, tossing 523 innings with 326 strikeouts. He has rung up a 27-23 record and a 4.27 ERA and has been credited with 23 saves.

]]> Dead Marshes 2010-02-04T20:18:24-05:00 Veteran the Insane Signs 2-Year Deal http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007447.html Sunday, January 31st, 2021: The Marauders today announced that they have come to terms with Grimag the Insane, a 38-year-old closer they've been scouting for a while. the Insane will earn $2,150,000 a year over 2 years and is expected... 7447@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Sunday, January 31st, 2021: The Marauders today announced that they have come to terms with Grimag the Insane, a 38-year-old closer they've been scouting for a while.

the Insane will earn $2,150,000 a year over 2 years and is expected to play a key role with the club.

During his career the Insane has 157 saves with a 57-48 record and a 3.61 ERA.

]]> Mirkwood 2010-02-04T20:17:46-05:00 Veteran Fleshkiller, Dol Guldur Complete Deal http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007446.html Sunday, January 31st, 2021: The euphoria surrounding a big name deal can sometimes overshadow the deal itself. Occasionally a team will mortgage its future to make a big splash, though no one in Dol Guldur was worried about that today... 7446@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Sunday, January 31st, 2021: The euphoria surrounding a big name deal can sometimes overshadow the deal itself. Occasionally a team will mortgage its future to make a big splash, though no one in Dol Guldur was worried about that today as the club finalized terms with Lonak Fleshkiller.

Fleshkiller will earn $2,760,000 per year over 2 years.

Fleshkiller has appeared in 624 games in his career and claimed 29 saves. He has 52 wins and 44 losses and a 4.46 ERA with 693 strikeouts in 818.2 innings.

]]> Dol Guldur 2010-02-04T20:17:14-05:00 Star MR Signs Extension with Grey Havens http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007445.html Thursday, January 28th, 2021: Ariel Villa probably doesn't have his best years ahead of him, but he will surely contribute a lot to the Stars effort. Grey Havens locked him up for an additional 2 years at a rate of... 7445@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Thursday, January 28th, 2021: Ariel Villa probably doesn't have his best years ahead of him, but he will surely contribute a lot to the Stars effort.

Grey Havens locked him up for an additional 2 years at a rate of $4,880,000 per.

Villa's career record shows a 28-26 record with 42 saves and an ERA of 4.54. He has fanned 496 batters in 596.1 innings and held opposing hitters to a .273 average.

]]> Grey Havens 2010-02-04T20:14:26-05:00 Veteran CF Frodi Stays in Erebor http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007444.html Tuesday, January 26th, 2021: The Eagles inked a deal with 32-year-old Effi Frodi today signaling that it not only wanted him on the field but in the clubhouse. Publicly, Effi Frodi has spoken highly of Erebor, so the extension wasn't... 7444@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Tuesday, January 26th, 2021: The Eagles inked a deal with 32-year-old Effi Frodi today signaling that it not only wanted him on the field but in the clubhouse.

Publicly, Effi Frodi has spoken highly of Erebor, so the extension wasn't a total surprise.

Frodi will draw $9,300,000 over the next 3 years.

His all-time numbers show Frodi has compiled a .266 batting average and collected 774 hits, 62 home runs and 337 RBIs.

]]> Erebor 2010-02-04T20:11:54-05:00 Star SP Antslammer Settles on Dead Marshes http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007443.html Thursday, January 21st, 2021: The Dead Marshes Uruk-hai presented a battle-hardened Andrack Antslammer to the local press corps today as their latest signing. The 37-year-old starting pitcher sealed a 2-year deal worth $21,000,000 mere hours before the formal introduction. In... 7443@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Thursday, January 21st, 2021: The Dead Marshes Uruk-hai presented a battle-hardened Andrack Antslammer to the local press corps today as their latest signing. The 37-year-old starting pitcher sealed a 2-year deal worth $21,000,000 mere hours before the formal introduction.

In all, Antslammer has compiled a 156-125 mark during his career and a 3.62 ERA.

]]> Dead Marshes 2010-02-04T20:10:48-05:00 Dead Marshes Fired up over Signing of SP Rodrigues http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007442.html Saturday, January 16th, 2021: There was a buzz in the air today as news broke of Dead Marshes finalizing a deal with star starting pitcher Adrian Rodrigues. The deal, worth an estimated $20,020,000 over 2 years, proved a big hit... 7442@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Saturday, January 16th, 2021: There was a buzz in the air today as news broke of Dead Marshes finalizing a deal with star starting pitcher Adrian Rodrigues.

The deal, worth an estimated $20,020,000 over 2 years, proved a big hit with Dead Marshes fans and media analysts alike. The consensus is that Rodrigues will contribute a lot to the team.

Lifetime Rodrigues has a 75-80 won-lost record. His career ERA is 4.03.

]]> Dead Marshes 2010-02-04T20:06:16-05:00 Veteran SS Gamgee Settles on Uruk-hai http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007441.html Saturday, January 16th, 2021: Word of a huge deal between Petunia Gamgee and Dead Marshes broke on BNN minutes before a deal was officially announced. The premiere shortstop will play for an estimated $9,130,000 per year. She is definitely capable... 7441@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Saturday, January 16th, 2021: Word of a huge deal between Petunia Gamgee and Dead Marshes broke on BNN minutes before a deal was officially announced.

The premiere shortstop will play for an estimated $9,130,000 per year. She is definitely capable of putting together big money campaigns, which is exactly what the Dead Marshes owners needed to enhance their portfolio.

In 2357 career games Gamgee is hitting at a .273 pace with 2372 hits with 452 doubles, 19 triples and 401 homers while scoring 1248 runs and racking up 1365 RBIs. She logged 928 walks and owns a .346 on-base percentage.

]]> Dead Marshes 2010-02-04T20:05:30-05:00 Dunharrow Announces Deal for Veteran CL http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007440.html Thursday, January 14th, 2021: Dunharrow fans are justifiably excited today as the team unveiled their latest acquisition in Celemir Earawen. The 40-year-old is a big money player and will certainly have an immediate impact on the organization. Some estimates have... 7440@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Thursday, January 14th, 2021: Dunharrow fans are justifiably excited today as the team unveiled their latest acquisition in Celemir Earawen. The 40-year-old is a big money player and will certainly have an immediate impact on the organization.

Some estimates have him making $7,500,000 over 2 years, though media representatives haven't been able to confirm the exact figure.

Earawen has appeared in 783 games in his career and saved 286 of them.

]]> Dunharrow 2010-02-04T20:02:30-05:00 Dead Marshes Wins Lottery for LF Bauwyn http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007439.html Wednesday, January 13th, 2021: As speculation mounted into the morning, rumors over a final agreement between Isumbras Bauwyn and Dead Marshes became a reality, with the star opting for a $107,350,000 deal over 4 years. Bauwyn has a lifetime .300... 7439@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Wednesday, January 13th, 2021: As speculation mounted into the morning, rumors over a final agreement between Isumbras Bauwyn and Dead Marshes became a reality, with the star opting for a $107,350,000 deal over 4 years.

Bauwyn has a lifetime .300 average and .403 on-base percentage in his career with 927 hits, 177 doubles, 9 triples, 108 home runs, 463 RBIs and 587 runs scored.

]]> Dead Marshes 2010-02-04T20:01:09-05:00 It's Official: CL Trollhead Signs with Uruk-hai http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007438.html Tuesday, January 12th, 2021: Talk of a deal between Dead Marshes and Tigan Trollhead came together today as the two sides inked a deal worth $17,800,000 over 2 years. Trollhead is highly regarded around Tolkien Baseball for his talents and... 7438@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Tuesday, January 12th, 2021: Talk of a deal between Dead Marshes and Tigan Trollhead came together today as the two sides inked a deal worth $17,800,000 over 2 years.

Trollhead is highly regarded around Tolkien Baseball for his talents and is expected to add that extra spark to the Uruk-hai roster.

In his career Trollhead has picked up 237 saves.

]]> Dead Marshes 2010-02-04T20:00:06-05:00 Veteran Tumbletoe Agrees to 3-Year Deal http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007437.html Monday, January 11th, 2021: Minas Morgul's signing of Theodorus Tumbletoe was met with mixed reactions today as the 34-year-old starting pitcher was introduced to the media. Some experts consider him overpaid at $3,333,333 a year for 3 years, while others... 7437@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Monday, January 11th, 2021: Minas Morgul's signing of Theodorus Tumbletoe was met with mixed reactions today as the 34-year-old starting pitcher was introduced to the media. Some experts consider him overpaid at $3,333,333 a year for 3 years, while others insist that Tumbletoe is a perfect fit for the Slayers.

Lifetime Tumbletoe has a 125-92 won-lost record with a 3.92 ERA.

]]> Minas Morgul 2010-02-04T19:58:54-05:00 Dead Marshes Inks Star CL to $19,170,000 Deal http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007436.html Friday, January 8th, 2021: In what local scribes are hailing as huge, the Uruk-hai inked a $19,170,000 deal with closer Palin Trollworker. Team Officials expect Trollworker to fill an immediate void on the roster and felt the deal would make... 7436@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Friday, January 8th, 2021: In what local scribes are hailing as huge, the Uruk-hai inked a $19,170,000 deal with closer Palin Trollworker.

Team Officials expect Trollworker to fill an immediate void on the roster and felt the deal would make them an instant playoff contender.

Career-to-date Trollworker has chalked up 23 saves with a 20 wins and 19 losses.

]]> Dead Marshes 2010-02-04T19:57:04-05:00 $1,090,000 Lands MR Villegas for Raiders http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007435.html Friday, January 8th, 2021: When Steven Villegas arrived in Isengard today to greet the media of his new home, nobody questioned the move despite his 36 years. Villegas signed a $1,090,000-a-year deal that will run for 1 year. He is... 7435@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Friday, January 8th, 2021: When Steven Villegas arrived in Isengard today to greet the media of his new home, nobody questioned the move despite his 36 years. Villegas signed a $1,090,000-a-year deal that will run for 1 year.

He is generally seen as a veteran presence in the clubhouse and could act as a mentor for many of the younger Raiders players.

To date in Villegas's career he has 11 saves with a 58-46 record and a 4.16 ERA.

]]> Isengard 2010-02-04T19:56:22-05:00 Veteran Ravensword Agrees to 2-Year Deal http://solonor.com/baseball/archives/007434.html Thursday, December 31st, 2020: Despite his solid numbers, some fans questioned the value of the Royce Ravensword signing even as Misty Mountain officials paraded him before the media this afternoon. Ravensword will surely bring a lot to the club, but... 7434@http://solonor.com/baseball/ Thursday, December 31st, 2020: Despite his solid numbers, some fans questioned the value of the Royce Ravensword signing even as Misty Mountain officials paraded him before the media this afternoon.

Ravensword will surely bring a lot to the club, but he comes at a price of $5,000,000 over 2 years.

In career numbers Ravensword has registered a 98-102 record with a 4.89 ERA.

]]> Misty Mountain 2010-02-01T19:40:26-05:00