Category Archives: Car Talk

Reservations in Hell

Posted on April 5, 2004 by Solonor

For religious people, we’re so going to Hell… (driving to church Sunday morning) MRS: What a beautiful day! SOLONOR: Yes, it is. (driving past a man watering his lawn) MRS: *snicker* Did you see the way he was holding the … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Lunch Discussion

Posted on March 3, 2004 by Solonor

SOLONOR: My pet rock died. I overfed it. CABLEMAN: I let mine get wet, and it became a Chia Pet. SOLONOR: Then he started doing drugs. He was always stoned. CABLEMAN: Mine joined a rock band. The Rolling Stones… SOLONOR: … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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What? Me Worry?

Posted on December 7, 2003 by Solonor

ME (singing loudly and off-key): OHHHH, I want to win the lotto. I wanna be rich! Filthy stinking rich! Give me wads o’ cash! I wanna be rich! Rich! Rich! Rich! WHINY (singing in reply): Then I could hire someone … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Car Talk

Posted on September 10, 2003 by Solonor

I’ve mentioned before that we have the strangest in-transit conversations. But I think that we broke some kind of weirdness barrier when discussing why legal protections for monkeys stealing the Hope Diamond was taken out of the Constitution. This, even … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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Let’s Look It Up!

Posted on August 21, 2003 by Solonor

Our daughter is apparently wondering about our usual habit of rambling discussions about the strangest subjects in the car. In the time it takes us to drive from the grocery store home (about 10 minutes) we will usually have discussed … Continue reading → Continue reading →

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