According to most of the McCain supporters I have spoken to, this is our last day of freedom on earth. Should the expected apocalypse of an Obama victory come to pass tomorrow, life as we know it will end.
Now, each of them has a slightly different take on what that doomsday scenario means. Some expect to wake up in Soviet America on Wednesday. Others will notice that what’s left of their bank accounts will be gone. Many will find their religious beliefs outlawed or that they are suddenly infected with the gay. And, of course, Osama bin Laden, Hezbollah, the PLO and the rest of the terrorist network will get the “all clear” from William Ayers that Secretary of State Jesse Jackson and Secretary of Defense Al Sharpton are ready to give them free access to bomb American cities.
So…what are you doing on your last full day of life in the U.S.A.?
Being a godless, America-hating terrorist–what else?
Oh, yeah, I might steal some candy from children, too.
Oh dear. I hope the guys with black suits and sunglasses don’t take me away because of that comment. (They have NO sense of humor.)
Being a cheese-eating surrender monkey, and complaining that I should be allowed a vote.
Dancing in the streets.
I’m making campaign calls for Obama.
Waiting with bated breath for it all to happen, from a very blue outpost and the last or next-to-last place votes will get counted (I think Guam or the Aleutian Islands may be later).
Singing “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It…And I Feel Fine” (cue the I Feel Fine riff)
OK, so I’m only singing the chorus, cuz I can’t possibly remember all the words to the verses… full disclosure and all.
It’s just like 1980 with the parties reversed!
I’ll be ringing up Sarah Palin and congratulating her on all the money she’s raised for Planned Parenthood.