• Existence is futile!

    I just jumped onto IM this morning when I was pounced on by a strange silly person:

    HIM: you exist during the day?
    ME: Only on Fridays.
    ME: And only during December.
    HIM: oh do you not work fridays? in december?
    ME: I’m taking vacation days.
    HIM: sweetness
    HIM: see i thought it was like my cat…she doesn’t exist during the day…then when i get home and open the door she ALWAYS runs into existance from around the corner while meowing…she greets me then goes eats and poos…..because a whole day of not existing will make you hungry and have to poo
    ME: “A whole day of not existing will make you hungry and have to poo.” I think that’s my new motto.
    HIM: lol thanks 😀

    So, yes, please do wave hello to the vacationing Solonor whenever you see the names “Hatsel” (AIM) or “Rasreth” (Yahoo) come up on your Buddy List. You do have me in your Buddy List, right? Right?

    Fine! I didn’t want to talk to you anyway.

    Bite me!

  • Friday, December 12th, 2003 at 11:48 | #1

    Isn’t that the same mentality a 2 year old has, if you can’t see an object, the object doesn’t exist? By that token, my family doesn’t exist right now because I’m not around them. Weird.

  • Friday, December 12th, 2003 at 12:29 | #2

    I’m completely unconvinced that you exist. Please send proof. Cash would work.

  • Friday, December 12th, 2003 at 12:59 | #3

    Not a two year old, worse: The mentality of Shroedenger (sp???)

    His theory is something must be observed to exist….. hince Shroedenger(sp?)’s Cat.

    Stick a cat in a box w/ poison gas and close it…..is the cat dead or alive? according to shroedenger(sp?) it is in the state of both being dead AND alive, since it is probably dead but hasn’t been observed as such….
    he was weird.

  • Friday, December 12th, 2003 at 23:08 | #4

    Yay! Another person to IM with. 🙂

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