There’s a storm a-brewing.
How could I resist? She wanted me to be their Tolkien-literal contributor! Cool, non? (I think she meant “Tolkien-literate” not “Tolkien-literal,” but those Bush supporters have a problem with grammar sometimes.)
Excuse me. I have to go beat up a little old lady for the last gallon of bottled water at Publix.
UPDATE: Token liberal?? Argh! What have I done?