I Can’t Believe I’m This Bored

Thanks to Gnome-Girl: Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Gnome-Girl, I can amuse myself by seeing what’s the first thing that comes up on The Advertising Slogan Generator for everyone in my blogroll (in no particular order).

Yes, dammit, I have no life. Shut up.

For good measure, lets start with the non-bloggers:

Naughty, but Domino.
The Coolest Ric The Schmuck on Ice.
Bread With the Sgt. Grump Taken Out.
Super Cableman is Almost Here.
America’s Most Trusted Justagirl.
Dude, You’re Getting a Not So Red Menace!
Ejen Is Good For You.
You Can Be Sure Of Snowgirl.
I Feel Like Charmian Tonight. *ahem* Yes, well, that goes without saying, doesn’t it?

OK, moving to the blogs:

I Feel Like Hoopty Tonight.
We’ll Leave The People’s Republic Of Seabrook On For You.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Jason Defillippo.
Don’t Get Mad, Get Wxgal’s World.
Wouldn’t You Rather Be Anarchtica?
For That Deep Down Body Billegible.
Washing Machines Live Longer With Amish Tech Support.
Gonna Be a While? Grab a Dandelion Wine.
Hand-Built by Dave Does The Blog.
It’s the Random Ravings You Can See.
A Small Victory Makes Everything Better.
Splash About Damn Time All Over.
Gee, Your Gnome-Girl Smells Terrific.
Do You Eat The Where Worlds Collide Last?
Snap into a Big Pink Cookie!
Something Special In The c:\pirillo.exe.
Oh Hungry? Oh Diversionz.
Designed for Pizza Dreaming, Engineered to Last.
How Do You Eat Your Da Goddess?
Leave the Dania’s Dailies to Us.
Tell Them About The Time For Your Meds, Mummy.
What Can My So Called Life Do For You?
Feel the Thymewise.
We’re Serious About Stupid Evil Bastard.
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Silflay Hraka?
The Queen of Feral Living.
Gamer’s Nook – Australian for Beer.
Tough on Dirt, Gentle on the Aged And Confused.
I Liked The kd So Much, I Bought The Company!
wKenShow Born and Bred.
Think Once, Think Twice, Think Unixgal.
Leaves Your Mizdos Minty not Mediciney.
It’s Not All Inside Gretchen’s Head, Inside Gretchen’s Head, Inside Gretchen’s Head, you know.
Does She or Doesn’t She? Only Her Bedside Manner Knows for Sure.
The Mighty Geek Saves Your Soul.
Full Of Eastern Mordant Carnival.
I Wish I Were a Promoguy Weiner.
Have You Had Your Truth Laid Bear Today?
Good Brian Kane Has Danish Written All Over It.
Because I’m Worth My Single Mom Life.
There’s no Wrong Way to Eat a Shattered Buddha.
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through Ain’t Too Proud To Blog.
Make Every Abracadabra, It’s A Ruthie Count.
Just Like Annessa Used To Make.
Behold the Power of Color Me Pink!
Mama’s got the Magic of Blogatelle.
Choosy Mothers Choose Too Much To Dream.
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Dayzed And Confuzed.
A Taste For Xkot.
You Deserve A Crazy Island Today.
Wait Till We Get Our Whiny’s Wonder Pit On You.
My Goodness, My World Ate My Skull!
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Demented And Sad, But Social.
Techfluid – It Looks Good on You.
Whenever There’s a Snack Gap, Pepperkat’s Playground Fits.
I’d Walk a Mile for a Flablog.
The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Timatollah.
Gotta Lotta Blissfully Bitter.
Get Busy with the Bring On Reality.
The Passionate Ailurophile That Eats Like A Meal.
All Druzba, All The Time.
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Left Of West.
Let’s Face The Music and Not Very Good In The Kitchen.
Ho Ho Ho, Green Rocketdog.
Lipsmackin’ Thirstquenchin’ Acetastin’ Motivatin’ Goodbuzzin’ Cooltalkin’ Highwalkin’ Fastlivin’ Evergivin’ Coolfizzin’ Acerbia.
Where Do You Want Cooties To Go Today?
We Don’t Make Are You Hep To The Jive?. We Make Are You Hep To The Jive? Better.
See the Face You Love Light Up With Blatherings.
Blog Anon: The Other White Meat.
Biting the Hand that Feeds Blogatron.
We Do Blogging In A New York Minute Right.
Doing It Right Before Your Bob The Corgi.
It Could Be Bottled Voices.
The Burningbird Of A New Generation.
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Come On Get Lively.
Yo Quiero Cranky Chick.

Ack! I’m tired. I’ll finish the rest later… Who says I never post meaningful stuff?