• I have my Bruce “Don’t Call Me Ash” Campbell bookmark and a pocket full of memories… or is that a popcorn shell?

    Well, we’re back from seeing Man with the Screaming Brain, and I must say it was magnificently bad. In fact, I declare that it is the most wondrously horrible movie ever to take brain transplants, wanton sex, cat fights, exploding Vespas, mad scientists, ex-KGB agents, billionaire industrialists, crash test dummy robots and a Russian wannabe rapper and mix them together. Well, ok, there was Titanic, but was that set in Bulgaria? No, it wasn’t, Mr. Smarty Pants. So there!

    It was worth the price of admission just for Bruce Campbell’s intro and Q&A before the movie. This is one seriously cool and funny guy. There should be more Bruce Campbells. In fact, I think that cloning would get all the Federal funding it needed, if scientists would just promise to only clone Bruce Campbell. (Actually, I think that’s his next movie…)

    Oh, and I must disagree with Mr. Campbell. It’s not really so much The Out-of-Towners set in Bulgaria as it is All of Me with a robot.

  • Tuesday, August 16th, 2005 at 23:52 | #1

    So far you win. But do you subscribe to ‘Bruce on a Stick?’

  • Wednesday, August 17th, 2005 at 00:01 | #2

    You lucky bastard. But, do you have a picture of Bruce hawking YOUR website?


    I didn’t think so.

  • Wednesday, August 17th, 2005 at 03:01 | #3

    wait, where’s the obligatory “Photo with Bruce Campbell”? I feel cheated!

  • Wednesday, August 17th, 2005 at 06:08 | #4

    What? A cool dude like me standing in a 40-mile line full of geeks for an autograph and a picture? It was bad enough that I stuck out like a sore thumb in the movie theater. I had to wear a surgical mask to prevent geek cooties!

    (I couldn’t find the camera, dang it.)

  • Ric The Schmuck
    Wednesday, August 17th, 2005 at 08:24 | #5

    No camera?!?

  • Wednesday, August 17th, 2005 at 22:55 | #6

    I was going to go get his autograph at Coliseum and maybe sneak over to watch the movie, but something else came up. It sounds like it was fun!

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