I actually wasn't holding out a lot of hope for Iron Man. Up until now, the only Marvel titles that have been successful have been Spider-Man and X-Men, and even those two lost their bearings by the third installments. Daredevil and Fantastic Four were barely passable, and I still remember the painfully bad attempts at Captain America and Doctor Strange . Even Ang Lee couldn't keep Hulk from being a snoozer.
So, it is with great joy that I feel like I could watch Iron Man over-and-over. Robert Downey, Jr., is perfect as the boozing industrialist, Tony Stark. I'm not going to waste much space talking about it, because there are a bazillion reviews already saying how much fun it is.
Here's how the conversation went in our family:
MOM: So, what does it kick?
PEPPERKAT: ASSS!
MOM: How much of it?
PEPPERKAT: OH, SO MUCH!
Ya know, I've been looking forward to Spore for a little while (like since forever!!!). And it's really disheartening to find out that I won't be buying it.
It's not like I don't want to. It's just that I don't feel like wasting that kind of money on something I'll only get to play a few times before the stupid DRM kicks in and locks me out of my own game.
Mass Effect and Spore to Require Online Authentication Every 10 Days
I just got home from a trip that took me out of gaming range almost that long. So, besides the fact that DRM is b.s., I'll very likely wind up with a useless piece of plastic in my CD case either after a future trip (you do get up to 3 activiations) or someday when EA is out of business and I want to haul out my then old copy of Spore and play it.
UPDATE: There's hope yet!
Doctor Who Girls Through The Ages
[ via Brandelion ]
I don't expect everyone to be, um, like into all that history stuff. But you'd think that someone would have had a little more clue than this:
Yep. In Fox's world, Abraham Lincoln debated the freed slave, abolishionist Frederick Douglass.
Whatevah. In my world, he debated Oliver Douglas, so there!
Seems like we won't have as to wait for this as I thought:
I haven't had a chance to mess with it, yet, but the BBC has introduced a new online toy for making Doctor Who Trailers!
*Solonor does the geeky dance of glee*
EDIT: Bloody hell. It's copyright crap all over again. You can't play with the trailer maker or the comic maker unless you live in the UK.
*Solonor does the pissed off dance of disappointment*
It was a dream match-up. Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li. Man, what I wouldn't have paid to see that...15 or 20 years ago.
It's not that Forbidden Kingdom is a terrible movie. (Heaven knows the criteria for a good martial arts film has little to do with it actually being good.) It's just that it wasn't all that much fun.
Sure, there's the much-anticipated one-on-one between Jackie Chan and Jet Li. And, seriously, it's the high point of the film. But I couldn't shake the feeling that it was too manufactured. Too "let's not offend either guy's fans." I'm sorry. I love Jackie Chan, but Jet Li could kick the 54-year-old Chan's ass and was just holding back for the sake of the film (yeah, yeah, I know it's all pretend, but still). What I really want to see is a young Jackie Chan take on Jet Li without the whole special effects deal.
I love the flying-by-wire thing when it's done right--when the movie is a great fantasy story. Jet Li's Hero is a brilliant example. Forbidden Kingdom is not. I know I just said that plot didn't matter, but that's when you're looking at it for just the awesome fight scenes. When the fights are obviously fake, then it becomes a fairy tale, and goes back to needing a story to care about. Right off the bat, this one's got an annoying American kid as its hero, and the bookend scenes at the beginning and end of the movie are just painful to watch. I didn't want to follow him into some oriental dream world. I wanted to watch Jackie Chan and Jet Li kick ass.
There were some good things about the movie. Jackie Chan is as funny and fun to watch as usual. Jet Li is like a dancer, and his giggling turn as the Monkey King is amusing. The main bad guy is appropriately bad (though not exactly Darth Vader). It just wasn't enough to outweigh the "ABC Afterschool Special" vibe I kept getting from the kid.
Bottom Line: It was like watching a Nickelodeon version of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Bill Clinton - Best. Obamamaniac. Ever.
We went to see Young at Heart last night. If this documentary about the Young at Heart Chorus comes to your town, you must see it. I command it.
I saw the trailer at the Florida Film Festival and thought it was just going to be funny watching old people do Ramones and Talking Heads songs. ('cuz laughing at old people is, like, awesome and stuff) What I found was a funny and beautiful film about friendship, desire, perseverance, and life. It had me rolling with laughter one minute and forcing back tears the next.
I've included a clip of one of the high points of the movie. In fact, as one YouTube commenter put it, I think it will wind up being one of the best scenes on film in 2008. I'd recommend not watching it without seeing the movie first. Knowing what came just before this song just puts it over the top in the heartstrings-pulling department. But even without its context, it's so achingly beautiful that I forgive Coldplay for sucking so much.
Well, if you were around for our first stab at it last night, I am dreadfully sorry. Holy crap on a cracker it was awful! The guitars were out of tune and too loud. The battery on my acoustic guitar pickup was dead. And we forgot that singing requires you to actually produce something close to the melody of the song.
If you show up in a bar and start stompin' out country tunes, and that bar is not a bona fide country bar, you'd better be good. Not good we were, Obi-wan. If that had been the end, then it would have been my first and last open mic. Ever.
Fortunately, the guy that was running the show was an extremely charitable fellow named Bob (who, by coincidence, went to the University of Maine in the 60's). Since there were only 4 or 5 acts signed up, he suggested that we stick around, get drunk, and hop up for another try later. So, we tuned up the geetars and decided to just have a fun. The result: Fun!
Our second set was a rollicking good time. In fact, a couple of biker looking dudes rolled in and gave us the seal of approval when after a hard-rockin' version of "Move It On Over" one of them cheerfully rolled up his pant leg to reveal his "Hank Williams" tattoo. What higher praise is there?
I haven't performed in front of a bunch of drunks in years (and even then, never solo). And now my brother's got me all excited about doing an open mic night tonight. I'll let you know how it goes.
Like you, sometimes I find links to sites or have an idea for a blog post that I'll pop into a draft entry to be finished off later. I usually don't have more than 1 or 2 sitting out there, though, because I'm generally anal about keeping these things cleaned up.
Well, apparently, I've been a little less so this past year, because I took a peek at the outstanding posts and found 13 of the suckers. After deleting the ones that don't make sense to finish off, here is some of the linky goodness I intended to share with you earlier...
The Empire That Was Russia: The Prokudin-Gorskii Photographic Record Recreated (A Library of Congress Exhibition) - Amazing color photographs of Imperial Russia by Sergei Mikhailovich Prokudin-Gorskii made between 1907 and 1915.
How to make a Green Lantern ring - "In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight! Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power.. Green Lantern's light!" (via Brian)
U.S. Intelligence Community - After reading that the National Intelligence Estimate was made by "all 16 U.S. intelligence agencies," I had to wonder, "16? How many spy groups does a country need? And how do we know there's only 16? Aren't some of them like secret and stuff? And is it a gated community? Is there a safehouse owners association?"
Caroline Kennedy's endorsement of Barack Obama and I Refuse to Buy into the Obama Hype (now a supporter) - A two-fer set of political links, 'cuz I'm an irrational, moon-eyed Obama nut who doesn't see past his pearly white teefs, don'tchaknow. Not that I'm bitter about being labeled a delusional, naive, zombie, fanboy or anything... in any case, the only reason I'll torture my brain with another 6+ months of paying attention to this crap is the fact that it's the best soap opera on TV (until Heroes comes back). I know who I'm voting for in November, and it sure as hell ain't McBush.
Finally, here's a little meme that I'm warping a tiny bit and calling the "3-2-1 Wiki Meme" (mostly because I don't like the original instructions where you tag others).
This is what you do:
Here's mine:
Three events that happened on this day.
1905 - Albert Einstein publishes the article "On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies", where he introduces special relativity.
1971 - Ohio ratifies the 26th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, lowering the voting age to 18, thereby putting the amendment into effect.
1997 - First Harry Potter book is published.
Two birthdays.
1891 - Ed "Strangler" Lewis, American professional wrestler (d. 1966)
1934 - Harry Blackstone Jr., American magician (d. 1997)
One holiday.
Independence Day in the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
(via Kat )
It's been a while since I did any sort of "bloggy" type thing like link to a passel of other blogs just 'cuz somebody told me to (not to mention how long it's been since I used the word "passel"). Yet, here we are. After having had the designation "Excellent" thrust upon us like it's supposed to be a good thing, I'm stuck with the task of naming 10 co-conspirators in the downfall of humanity. At least there's cake.
What?? No cake? What kind of meme is this? What a rip off! I think I'll just track back through all the so-called "excellent" blogs and see where this whole thing started...
A Light in the Dark was tagged by Textual Relations (who is excellent, despite his current habit of referring to himself in the third person)...
...who was tagged by Gullibility.... from Maryannaville... via cotojo... who was nailed by Real World Mom... who was tapped by The Inflatable Soapbox (her hubby)... via, um, Real World Mom... from Melinda Zook... via If Mom Says OK... thru Jogging in Circles... via Classy Chaos... and from there the trail goes cold.
I'm pretty sure that's not the source of this whole mess, but I'll blame her anyway.
So, without further ado ('cuz just how much more ado can you stand?), here are my 10 victims picks:
Blithe
BrianKaneOnline
Busy Mom
***Dave Does the Blog
Flummel, Flummer, Flummo
Friday Fishwrap
good evening
SassyBlonde
Thudfactor
...You Are a Tree
You 10 should now go forth and multiply by each naming 10 of your own. And now my memely duties are done for another year.
Somehow down the course of the last 75 years, this tape of Revolver has survived, and somehow it wound up in my inbox via some bloody vikings.
There were actually two sets--one from a wedding reception we did in 1984 and one from when we were just starting out and set up in the living room of way-too-indulgent parents. I'm still working on carving out clips from the earlier one that won't embarass the hell out of all concerned, but the 1984 set ain't half bad.
So, here are some home movies of one of the funnest times of my life.
WIPE OUT and UNDER MY THUMB
TWILITE ZONE and WHITE WEDDING
If you are not a regular listener of This American Life, you should be. After hearing the March 28 episode entitled The Audacity of Government, I think that the following words need to have the dust blown off them and shared amongst the populace again.
When they were first mentioned in the radio piece, I thought it would be interesting to see how many offenses attributed to the earlier George could be applied to our own King George. Now that I've looked, I think I'm a bit scared...
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness of his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Last night we went to see Spamalot. It was our surprise Christmas present for the kids (which really came from out of the blue, as we're not frequent attendees of touring Broadway shows).
A splendid time was had all-around. We stopped downtown for dinner at a fancy schmancy bistro, and we enjoyed the show immensely. So, just stop reading now if you don't want to hear any of my whining.
The problems that I had with it were two-fold, and they both stem from exactly the weird place that you think of when you say "Monty Python musical."
On the one hand, if Monty Python were really doing a musical, I doubt it would have looked much like this one. True, the involvement of Eric Idle lent a smidge of credibility to the proceedings (as did John Cleese as the voice of God). However, a re-hashed version of something they did 30 years ago isn't exactly what I'd expect (no matter how brilliant the original source material).
Now, don't get me wrong. I laughed. A lot. But it was mainly at the new stuff. The bits that they played straight from the movie kinda fell flat. And I really, really cringed at their use of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" as a cheer-up song for Arthur. The main impact of that song came from the fact that it's sung by a chorus of the crucified trying to cheer up Brian the mistaken Messiah in Life of Brian. Here it's just cheesy and has no irony whatsoever.
So, the first problem I had was a slight disappointment that the show wasn't exactly up to some mythical Python standard. That was easy to get over, because the show is fast-paced enough to know when to "skip a bit, brother" and get to something new and funny.
The second problem was the audience. Most of them were like Clay Aiken (the newest member of the actual Broadway cast) who "until about three months ago thought Monty Python was a person." (Of course, this brings me back to point A--is it really a Python work if Clay Aiken feels comfortable in it?)
The rest of the audience were the ones who dragged the others to the show and chattered on incessantly explaining all the bits to their bewildered dates. We had to restrain Pepperkat from turning around and hitting one of them with a full-strength spray of sarcasm. ("You mean this was a movie before it was a play? No wuh-hay!")
BUT (and it's a big but) we still had a really, really good time, and I'm seriously thinking of squirreling away some pennies to go to another show. I think I'd like to see Wicked or Avenue Q. Or both!
UPDATE: "Because of the way that the BBC is funded in the UK through the licence fee, we cannot make videos available outside of the UK."
Grrr. What a load of crap. When will media companies realize that there is no "outside of the UK" anymore and that there's a difference between protecting intellectual property because it's valuable and just being stubborn asses?
You can watch the Doctor Who Series 4 trailer at the BBC website. Oy vey.
It's not enough that I have the Earth, Moon and Mars to explore, now you send me the entire sky! Thanks, Google!
My only problem is that when I search for Vulcan or Tatooine, it doesn't find any results. I thought these maps were a little more complete than that. At least you've got all the fake moon landing sites in the right place. That's a start.
Gone but not forgotten, Gary Gygax is given credit for inventing our universe in the New York Times by Adam Rogers in his piece called Geek Love (with chart-y goodness!).
It's a little bit of a stretch to say that Dungeons and Dragons is at the heart of all things modern culture has wrought, but not really by much when you think about it (says the man who posts under the pseudonym of his favorite D&D character).
About my only real argument with Mr. Rogers is in his example near the end. I mean, "Iron Man" instead of "The Dark Knight"??? The man is clearly desperately poor and/or insane.
[ via Hodg-man ]
See, Doctor Pain actually turned out to be Doctor Why-Rip-Out-Teeth-When-They're-Not-Hurting?
Yes, he'd like me to get a root canal on said tooth (if I have $2,000 to spend), but he'd rather not pull it if it is feeling fine. And if I did decide to come back, then it would be better to gank it out along with 2 other ones all at the same time. (I've got a broken wisdom tooth from years back and a baby tooth that never fell out.)
Bottom line: Don't do anything unless you're going to go big time.
So, for now, I'll just start taking advantage of my free twice-a-year cleanings and keep on trucking.
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