Lucky Seven

Seven things I plan to do before I kick the can:

1. Get paid for a CD I have recorded.
2. Get paid for a song I have written.
3. Own a real recording studio.
4. Visit Ireland and/or the U.K.
5. Learn to play the fiddle.
6. Visit every Major League Baseball stadium I can.
7. Finish writing that damned fantasy novel.

Seven things I can do:
1. Sing
2. Write
3. Play guitar
4. Fix a computer
5. Eat too much
6. Drive a car
7. Annoy my kids

Seven things I can’t do:
1. Anything to do with plumbing, apparently
2. Shave with a razor
3. Give someone a shot
4. Eat seaweed ever again
5. Play the piano
6. Ignore someone in pain
7. Vote Republican

Seven things that attract me to another person:
1. Wit (especially even if it involves puns)
2. Intelligence (not the CIA kind)
3. Compassion
4. Laugh lines
5. Artistic talent of any kind
6. Ability to laugh at themselves
7. Money. Lots and lots of money.

Seven things I say most often:
1. Peachy!!
2. I’ll be with you right after this inning…
3. I’ll be with you right after this battle…
4. I’ll be with you right after this round…
5. But I was waiting for YOU!
6. Monkey butt
7. More coffee? Yes, have some.

[ Tagged by Sherri ]