• Ric The Schmuck
    Thursday, August 18th, 2005 at 11:03 | #1

    I am soooo psyched! Now I can stop being a Heathen, as I have found my way.

    Heretofor, I shall now proudly proclaim myself to be a Pastafarian! Yea, verily.


    Obviously, a heaven where there is a stripper factory and a beer volcano is my kind of place. I am so all over this.

    Where are the pirates, dammit?

  • Thursday, August 18th, 2005 at 17:12 | #2

    I firmly believe that you are one of the wittiest writers on the internet today.


    I can’t stand it!!!!!

    Thank you. Please don’t ever die. Write more frequently. Be obsequious purple and clairvoyent. (And I bet you know where that last one came from, too.)

  • Thursday, August 18th, 2005 at 17:25 | #3

    No applause. Just throw money.

  • Thursday, August 18th, 2005 at 22:41 | #4

    The scoop would be if you found a NON-sarcastic entry about ID/IF at Pharyngula. That comments section is always enlightening.

  • Friday, August 19th, 2005 at 17:55 | #5

    BWAHAHahahaahhaaaa … “Intelligent Falling” !!

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